RobMc Posted September 4, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted September 4, 2020 My old trenchcoat for sale, a bit stained, perfect for parks and girls schools, quick release buttons fitted, grey (was white 30 years ago), perfect for cold exposure protection and police identity parades. Any reasonable offer considered, would also consider donating to next raffle, pictures of it being modelled by Streetcleaner in his local park available to over 18's, thanks for returning it Street (you could have washed it?). Would consider hiring it for special events, blend with the crowd in your local car park and nurses hostel, guaranteed to get you noticed, the fashion accessory you have always wanted. On the subject of being wanted, this coat will ensure that, believe me. Rob Merlin007, SgT.Chris, blackcat and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin007 Posted September 4, 2020 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1071 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8425 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7284 Achievement Points: 74829 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted September 4, 2020 Does it come with a mask ?! TBB, RobMc, SgT.Chris and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted September 5, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18102 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20116 Achievement Points: 132670 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 58 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted September 5, 2020 (edited) Edited September 5, 2020 by TBB MtDeW, RobMc and Merlin007 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sharpe Posted September 5, 2020 Member ID: 23520 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 745 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 824 Achievement Points: 7157 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/13/15 Status: Online Last Seen: 7 minutes ago Device: Windows Share Posted September 5, 2020 Merlin007 and RobMc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted September 5, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted September 5, 2020 10 hours ago, Merlin007 said: Does it come with a mask ?! No, I leave everything exposed to the fresh air, nothing unhealthy about Rob. baldie, TBB and Merlin007 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted September 5, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18102 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20116 Achievement Points: 132670 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 58 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted September 5, 2020 14 hours ago, RobMc said: No, I leave everything exposed to the fresh air, nothing unhealthy about Rob. Not to worry - everything tooooooooooooooo small to see anyway RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted September 9, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted September 9, 2020 Well ?? this coat is proving hard to shift, I've had a load of weird phone calls too, first one was from a guy wanting to know if it was suitable for his local cinema, wtf?, how would I know?, obviously the roof must be leaking, because he asked if it stained when wet?, said he had another one to look at first and rang off. Then this guy rang and asked if the pockets had holes in them, when I replied 'certainly not', he slammed the phone down abruptly, I blame it on covid, turning people weird. The third guy asked if it had appeared on any police programmes on tv, and was known to them, he seemed reassured when I told him I was just an ordinary guy and not famous in the least, but I rang off when he asked if he could meet me in the local park by the mens toilets, no chance of me getting mugged for a coat mate. Strangely by coincidence the police did call to ask my whereabouts last Tuesday, apparently someone was exposing himself in the local park about 15 minutes after I left, wearing an almost identical coat, what a coincidence? they seemed happy that I was elsewhere, forgot to tell them I was on the way to the jewellers to get my watch repaired, oh well? see how it goes on Ebay. baldie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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