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It was a freaky thing, late and I was tired. My head stuffy from running the heat. (Got to do something about that). I decided to take a hot bath. Maybe open my head up some. I go in the bathroom. Get my water running and undress, then I slip into the tub. Shortly after doing so OMG I feel something on my back, it moves! OMG I'm freaking out! All I can think of is that's a huge spider! I've seen them outside the house lately! Oh fuck it moves when I turn my head!

I suddenly get really still, I don't want to bite me! Then I think OMG if does and my daughter has to call EMS, I'm naked in the tub, then what the hell. I don't care, just if it bites me, they can stare all they want, won't be the first time. I don't care just as long as they get me out, turn me over and see what the hell that thing did to me!

I think I should wash what I can without moving to much, by now I'm almost choking on the steam from the hot water. ( I have great hot water by the way). Slowly I move trying not to move my head to much to bathe, cause when I do it moves!

Finally I'm totally freaked out and stressed to the max,(so much for a relaxing bath) I ease up and out of the tub and fuck! it moved. It's  gonna bite me I know! I slowly walk over to the mirror on the door, turn to face my doom, and WHAT THE FUCK!

I mean really WTF! I will be so glad when it's safe to go out and go anywhere! I need a fucking hair cut like yesterday! It was my hair! I didn't realize it was so long in the back! OMG I busted out laughing and my daughter came running, I told her about it and she laughed also. I don't normally tell others about my insanely crazy things that I do or happens but wtf if you get a laugh about this, it's all good!

So I'm thinking why not start a post on crazy things we do or have done to us!


So come on idiots .... It's share time!

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Good story for the Twilight Zone - not to worry - just call anyone at >XI<  always willing to help a lady out of the bath  - holding a towel up of course.

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17 minutes ago, TBB said:

Good story for the Twilight Zone - not to worry - just call anyone at >XI<  always willing to help a lady out of the bath  - holding a towel up of course.

LOL, forget the towel, just see what's on me!

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26 minutes ago, blackcat said:

LOL, forget the towel, just see what's on me!

I'll not sleep, I'll not sleep ?

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4 hours ago, blackcat said:

LOL, forget the towel, just see what's on me!

I'll text you when my flight lands!!!!!  

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TBB my question was,  exactly which appendage would be holding the towel up for her?

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