RobMc Posted September 28, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.17 Reputation: 9113 Achievement Points: 63247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted September 28, 2020 We have a worldwide following, including many members to whom English is not a native tongue, they pick it up from our eloquent native speakers, and sound in the knowledge they can now communicate in any English speaking country they sally forth with confidence :- Mummy - 'Are you enjoying playing with your new friends', 8 year old 'I am Mummy, but the other team are a bunch of fucking hackers'. Shopkeeper I'm sorry madam but your credit card has expired', lady 'fuck, fuck, fuck I emptied a full clip into it just now'? Doctor 'I'm afraid you may have Parkinsons', patient 'FFS, I thought they were accusing me of bunny hopping earlier'? Shopkeeper 'Do you like this dress madam'? customer 'ffs go to spec, you cunt go to spec. go to spec you bastard, I'll fucking kill you' I hear steps Teacher (in foreign tongue to pupil) ok Johnny how would you say I don't think that was correct in English? pupil ' Fuck off you hacker, that was bullshit, no fucking way you hacking cunt', what's wrong miss???? more to follow TBB, Elvis9, Dot80 and 17 others 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
major-mark63 Posted October 2, 2020 Member ID: 23233 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 21 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2375 Content Per Day: 0.76 Reputation: 1872 Achievement Points: 18824 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/10/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 08/11/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted October 2, 2020 Yes that is true , and why we always learn at first bad words of a new languages??? RobMc, BlackRose, DEEJAYKEG and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Elvis9 Posted October 2, 2020 Member ID: 23919 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 34 Topic Count: 203 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 998 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 1131 Achievement Points: 12130 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/08/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 09/19/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted October 2, 2020 I need a translator everytime Ricko talks... major-mark63, DEEJAYKEG and RobMc 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Jedi-Jack Posted October 2, 2020 Member ID: 228 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 39 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 626 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 229 Achievement Points: 4711 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 24, 2023 Birthday: 06/01/1971 Device: Windows Share Posted October 2, 2020 Hillarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BlackRose Posted October 2, 2020 Member ID: 2208 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 301 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3601 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 3866 Achievement Points: 37500 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 53 Joined: 02/09/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 04:02 PM Birthday: 06/09/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted October 2, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Ricko Posted October 2, 2020 Member ID: 138 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 62 Topic Count: 474 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4470 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 2925 Achievement Points: 30747 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 07/01/1974 Device: Android Share Posted October 2, 2020 7 hours ago, Elvis9 said: I need a translator everytime Ricko talks... Fuck Yoooooooooooooo RobMc, Elvis9 and major-mark63 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted October 2, 2020 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1188 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6490 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4396 Achievement Points: 63167 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 19 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted October 2, 2020 Poor Ricko! He identified as a ...........................! He still can't tell ya what it is but he identifies............. Elvis9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
DEEJAYKEG Posted October 3, 2020 Member ID: 1238 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.24 Content Count: 6082 Content Per Day: 1.19 Reputation: 4981 Achievement Points: 50713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Device: Windows Share Posted October 3, 2020 17 hours ago, major-mark63 said: Yes that is true , and why we always learn at first bad words of a new languages??? As many of you know, I used to work at the Channel Tunnel, and my employer, Kent Police, decided it would be a good idea to develop our French language skills. One of the course books was entitled “Merde!” by Genevieve. Most of us were word perfect inside a week and moved on to the sequel, “Merde Encore!”. We were required to learn 40 new words of technical or legal language per night but that was a struggle! BigPapaDean and major-mark63 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted October 3, 2020 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1188 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6490 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4396 Achievement Points: 63167 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 19 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted October 3, 2020 4 hours ago, DEEJAYKEG said: As many of you know, I used to work at the Channel Tunnel, and my employer, Kent Police, decided it would be a good idea to develop our French language skills. One of the course books was entitled “Merde!” by Genevieve. Most of us were word perfect inside a week and moved on to the sequel, “Merde Encore!”. We were required to learn 40 new words of technical or legal language per night but that was a struggle! I would have been so confused after the first night................. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted October 3, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.17 Reputation: 9113 Achievement Points: 63247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted October 3, 2020 48 minutes ago, BigPapaDean said: I would have been so confused after the first night................. lol Me too, honeymoons are awful ????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VHS2 Posted October 3, 2020 Member ID: 2056 Group: + COD4 Moderator Followers: 52 Topic Count: 56 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1071 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 1129 Achievement Points: 9313 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/18/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/17/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted October 3, 2020 On 9/28/2020 at 10:52 PM, RobMc said: We have a worldwide following, including many members to whom English is not a native tongue, they pick it up from our eloquent native speakers, and sound in the knowledge they can now communicate in any English speaking country they sally forth with confidence :- Mummy - 'Are you enjoying playing with your new friends', 8 year old 'I am Mummy, but the other team are a bunch of fucking hackers'. Shopkeeper I'm sorry madam but your credit card has expired', lady 'fuck, fuck, fuck I emptied a full clip into it just now'? Doctor 'I'm afraid you may have Parkinsons', patient 'FFS, I thought they were accusing me of bunny hopping earlier'? Shopkeeper 'Do you like this dress madam'? customer 'ffs go to spec, you cunt go to spec. go to spec you bastard, I'll fucking kill you' I hear steps Teacher (in foreign tongue to pupil) ok Johnny how would you say I don't think that was correct in English? pupil ' Fuck off you hacker, that was bullshit, no fucking way you hacking cunt', what's wrong miss???? more to follow My wife scolds me when I am playing because of the rude words/language she hears. She says that it is even worst than when I am driving... BigPapaDean and RobMc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
VHS2 Posted October 3, 2020 Member ID: 2056 Group: + COD4 Moderator Followers: 52 Topic Count: 56 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1071 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 1129 Achievement Points: 9313 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/18/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/17/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted October 3, 2020 9 hours ago, DEEJAYKEG said: As many of you know, I used to work at the Channel Tunnel, and my employer, Kent Police, decided it would be a good idea to develop our French language skills. One of the course books was entitled “Merde!” by Genevieve. Most of us were word perfect inside a week and moved on to the sequel, “Merde Encore!”. We were required to learn 40 new words of technical or legal language per night but that was a struggle! Merde happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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