RobMc Posted September 28, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted September 28, 2020 We have a worldwide following, including many members to whom English is not a native tongue, they pick it up from our eloquent native speakers, and sound in the knowledge they can now communicate in any English speaking country they sally forth with confidence :- Mummy - 'Are you enjoying playing with your new friends', 8 year old 'I am Mummy, but the other team are a bunch of fucking hackers'. Shopkeeper I'm sorry madam but your credit card has expired', lady 'fuck, fuck, fuck I emptied a full clip into it just now'? Doctor 'I'm afraid you may have Parkinsons', patient 'FFS, I thought they were accusing me of bunny hopping earlier'? Shopkeeper 'Do you like this dress madam'? customer 'ffs go to spec, you cunt go to spec. go to spec you bastard, I'll fucking kill you' I hear steps Teacher (in foreign tongue to pupil) ok Johnny how would you say I don't think that was correct in English? pupil ' Fuck off you hacker, that was bullshit, no fucking way you hacking cunt', what's wrong miss???? more to follow Sharpe, Elvis9, Timmah! and 17 others 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
major-mark63 Posted October 2, 2020 Member ID: 23233 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 21 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2414 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1898 Achievement Points: 19072 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/10/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 08/11/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted October 2, 2020 Yes that is true , and why we always learn at first bad words of a new languages??? DEEJAYKEG, RobMc, Possimos and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Elvis9 Posted October 2, 2020 Member ID: 23919 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 34 Topic Count: 203 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 1000 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 1132 Achievement Points: 12146 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/08/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 10:14 PM Birthday: 09/19/1969 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted October 2, 2020 I need a translator everytime Ricko talks... major-mark63, DEEJAYKEG and RobMc 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Jedi-Jack Posted October 2, 2020 Member ID: 228 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 39 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 626 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 229 Achievement Points: 4711 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 24, 2023 Birthday: 06/01/1971 Device: Windows Share Posted October 2, 2020 Hillarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BlackRose Posted October 2, 2020 Member ID: 2208 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 304 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3614 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 3925 Achievement Points: 37681 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 53 Joined: 02/09/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 06/09/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted October 2, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Ricko Posted October 2, 2020 Member ID: 138 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 63 Topic Count: 474 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4470 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 2925 Achievement Points: 30749 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 09:39 PM Birthday: 07/01/1974 Device: Windows Share Posted October 2, 2020 7 hours ago, Elvis9 said: I need a translator everytime Ricko talks... Fuck Yoooooooooooooo RobMc, major-mark63 and Elvis9 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted October 2, 2020 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1194 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6513 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4407 Achievement Points: 63330 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted October 2, 2020 Poor Ricko! He identified as a ...........................! He still can't tell ya what it is but he identifies............. Elvis9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
DEEJAYKEG Posted October 3, 2020 Member ID: 1238 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4984 Achievement Points: 50727 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted October 3, 2020 17 hours ago, major-mark63 said: Yes that is true , and why we always learn at first bad words of a new languages??? As many of you know, I used to work at the Channel Tunnel, and my employer, Kent Police, decided it would be a good idea to develop our French language skills. One of the course books was entitled “Merde!” by Genevieve. Most of us were word perfect inside a week and moved on to the sequel, “Merde Encore!”. We were required to learn 40 new words of technical or legal language per night but that was a struggle! BigPapaDean and major-mark63 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted October 3, 2020 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1194 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6513 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4407 Achievement Points: 63330 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted October 3, 2020 4 hours ago, DEEJAYKEG said: As many of you know, I used to work at the Channel Tunnel, and my employer, Kent Police, decided it would be a good idea to develop our French language skills. One of the course books was entitled “Merde!” by Genevieve. Most of us were word perfect inside a week and moved on to the sequel, “Merde Encore!”. We were required to learn 40 new words of technical or legal language per night but that was a struggle! I would have been so confused after the first night................. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted October 3, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted October 3, 2020 48 minutes ago, BigPapaDean said: I would have been so confused after the first night................. lol Me too, honeymoons are awful ????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VHS2 Posted October 3, 2020 Member ID: 2056 Group: + COD4 Moderator Followers: 52 Topic Count: 56 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1075 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 1132 Achievement Points: 9347 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/18/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/17/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted October 3, 2020 On 9/28/2020 at 10:52 PM, RobMc said: We have a worldwide following, including many members to whom English is not a native tongue, they pick it up from our eloquent native speakers, and sound in the knowledge they can now communicate in any English speaking country they sally forth with confidence :- Mummy - 'Are you enjoying playing with your new friends', 8 year old 'I am Mummy, but the other team are a bunch of fucking hackers'. Shopkeeper I'm sorry madam but your credit card has expired', lady 'fuck, fuck, fuck I emptied a full clip into it just now'? Doctor 'I'm afraid you may have Parkinsons', patient 'FFS, I thought they were accusing me of bunny hopping earlier'? Shopkeeper 'Do you like this dress madam'? customer 'ffs go to spec, you cunt go to spec. go to spec you bastard, I'll fucking kill you' I hear steps Teacher (in foreign tongue to pupil) ok Johnny how would you say I don't think that was correct in English? pupil ' Fuck off you hacker, that was bullshit, no fucking way you hacking cunt', what's wrong miss???? more to follow My wife scolds me when I am playing because of the rude words/language she hears. She says that it is even worst than when I am driving... BigPapaDean and RobMc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
VHS2 Posted October 3, 2020 Member ID: 2056 Group: + COD4 Moderator Followers: 52 Topic Count: 56 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1075 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 1132 Achievement Points: 9347 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/18/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/17/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted October 3, 2020 9 hours ago, DEEJAYKEG said: As many of you know, I used to work at the Channel Tunnel, and my employer, Kent Police, decided it would be a good idea to develop our French language skills. One of the course books was entitled “Merde!” by Genevieve. Most of us were word perfect inside a week and moved on to the sequel, “Merde Encore!”. We were required to learn 40 new words of technical or legal language per night but that was a struggle! Merde happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Recommended Posts