Merlin007 Posted November 13, 2020 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1065 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8394 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7237 Achievement Points: 74551 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted November 13, 2020 An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!' The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.' Some old men can still think fast. baldie, major-mark63, WeednFeed and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
rexbowan Posted November 13, 2020 Member ID: 27522 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 13 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1887 Content Per Day: 1.00 Reputation: 1537 Achievement Points: 13215 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 01/25/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 03:25 AM Birthday: 07/22/1951 Device: Windows Share Posted November 13, 2020 Excellent! lol Merlin007 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted November 13, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17976 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19904 Achievement Points: 131717 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted November 13, 2020 Screw the alligator - If it was me I'd be there to watch them naked!! Merlin007 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted November 13, 2020 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1065 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8394 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7237 Achievement Points: 74551 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Author Share Posted November 13, 2020 23 minutes ago, TBB said: Screw the alligator - If it was me I'd be there to watch them naked!! You can as the "alligator" chases them out if the water TBB and AthenA 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted November 13, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.17 Reputation: 9113 Achievement Points: 63247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted November 13, 2020 1 hour ago, TBB said: Screw the alligator - If it was me I'd be there to watch them naked!! You wouldn't be able to see the other side of the pond ffs? ps It's a done thing that you'd 'screw the alligator' TBB, rexbowan and Merlin007 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted November 13, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17976 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19904 Achievement Points: 131717 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted November 13, 2020 1 hour ago, RobMc said: You wouldn't be able to see the other side of the pond ffs? ps It's a done thing that you'd 'screw the alligator' Only if it was female Merlin007 and RobMc 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Butch58 Posted November 13, 2020 Member ID: 457 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 110 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 69 Achievement Points: 712 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Birthday: 05/14/1958 Device: Windows Share Posted November 13, 2020 Good One Merlin007 Merlin007 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Hunter1948 Posted November 14, 2020 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.75 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted November 14, 2020 Good one. He should have turn the bucket upside down and sat for a rest eating a peach. LOL Merlin007 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Ricko Posted November 15, 2020 Member ID: 138 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 62 Topic Count: 474 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4470 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 2925 Achievement Points: 30747 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 07/01/1974 Device: Android Share Posted November 15, 2020 And heres me hoping to find a naked chick fka lol Merlin007 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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