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Timber! The Logging Experts - On Sale Now!


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Why not?  It isn't any stupider that most of the games I play!

.79 cents at humble bundle

https://www.humblebundle.com/store/timber-the-logging-experts

 

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If your that bored you can come up here and help me cut,buck and split firewood lol. I have roughly 5 cord of firewood cut and split that needs brang down to the house yet.

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Now that's about my level of excitement for gaming ?

Wonder what the sequel will be ?, 'Sawmill Operator'

Reminds me of Deer Hunter (which I actually enjoyed) hours spent tramping to find a deer, then when you got near you spooked them and off you went again.

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13 hours ago, RobMc said:

Now that's about my level of excitement for gaming ?

Wonder what the sequel will be ?, 'Sawmill Operator'

Reminds me of Deer Hunter (which I actually enjoyed) hours spent tramping to find a deer, then when you got near you spooked them and off you went again.

Then get eaten by a damn Bear.

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On 1/22/2021 at 4:39 AM, RobMc said:

Now that's about my level of excitement for gaming ?

Wonder what the sequel will be ?, 'Sawmill Operator'

Reminds me of Deer Hunter (which I actually enjoyed) hours spent tramping to find a deer, then when you got near you spooked them and off you went again.

No Kidding!  I would actually play Sawmill Operator!  Seriously that sounds fun!

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By the way I never did buy Timber! Even at .79 I watched gameplay and it looked painful.

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23 minutes ago, GhostfaceJim said:

No Kidding!  I would actually play Sawmill Operator!  Seriously that sounds fun!

OMG you poor poor boy?

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do me a favor if u do wanna buy a lumberjack game, buy Lumberjack Dynasty, its a game from toplitz where i'm one of the head admins

we also have Medieval Dynasty and Farmer Dynasty 🙂

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Every single time I see something this bad, I think... it must be genius!  Clearly the guy who marketed the Pet Rock was behind this posthumous slow drip of bad games...

And in case you forgot how to maintain your pet rock... here's the 32-page manual.  https://www.scribd.com/doc/252772385/The-Care-and-Training-of-Your-Pet-Rock-Manual-by-Gary-Dahl

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1 hour ago, EarlGrey said:

Every single time I see something this bad, I think... it must be genius!  Clearly the guy who marketed the Pet Rock was behind this posthumous slow drip of bad games...

And in case you forgot how to maintain your pet rock... here's the 32-page manual.  https://www.scribd.com/doc/252772385/The-Care-and-Training-of-Your-Pet-Rock-Manual-by-Gary-Dahl

Hey now, my pet rock thrived, and thanks to it I'm a billionaire from the 'spin offs' :-

' Mow that moss', a thrilling sequel where you harvest and sell to reindeer farms

'Pebble Beach', the inevitable result of putting two pet rocks together

and finally ' The rock returns', you are given a quarry and have to match your rock to the strata it came from, hours of fun

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1 hour ago, MtDeW said:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1468260/Leaf_Blower_Revolution__Idle_Game/

it is free and we all know how you like to blow ;) 

Now that game!  Haha!

 

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1 hour ago, MtDeW said:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1468260/Leaf_Blower_Revolution__Idle_Game/

it is free and we all know how you like to blow ;) 

I bought it and updated immediately to the Stihl, my life is transformed, those bitches calling themselves neighbours will never take the piss out of autumn again, roll on the spring, the turbo version is mindblowing (get it?)

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It can’t be any worse than Goat Simulator. I paid $5 and bought a game that lets you act like a goat.

LOL

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11 minutes ago, Crusher said:

It can’t be any worse than Goat Simulator. I paid $5 and bought a game that lets you act like a goat.

LOL

? wtf were you horny ? this must be a role playing game like the Welsh favourite 'shag the sheep'? @baldie has some great cheats for this if you pm him.

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@GhostfaceJim found one for you buddy, it's got everything, no action, no plot and is romantic, not too soon for your Xmas list?

 

Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties

Released: 1993

Platform: Panasonic 3DO

Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties is an adult-oriented “romantic comedy” graphic adventure game/dating sim developed and published by Kirin Entertainment for the 3DO Interactive Multiplayer. The reception to the game played a large part in the failure of the 3DO console, which was already struggling at the time of the game’s release. The game stars Edward J. Foster and Jeanne Basone as John and Jane, two people who are being pressured by their respective parents to go out and find a spouse. The player’s task is to get John and Jane together.

The game’s title is a good indication of just how terrible it would be and didn’t exactly help to promote sales. Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties plays essentially like a DVD menu or PowerPoint presentation, with very little interaction or skill required. With a poorly written script, terrible acting, and an absurdly sexist storyline the game is one of the worst to ever be released.

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Just now, RobMc said:

@GhostfaceJim found one for you buddy, it's got everything, no action, no plot and is romantic, not too soon for your Xmas list?

 

Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties

Released: 1993

Platform: Panasonic 3DO

Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties is an adult-oriented “romantic comedy” graphic adventure game/dating sim developed and published by Kirin Entertainment for the 3DO Interactive Multiplayer. The reception to the game played a large part in the failure of the 3DO console, which was already struggling at the time of the game’s release. The game stars Edward J. Foster and Jeanne Basone as John and Jane, two people who are being pressured by their respective parents to go out and find a spouse. The player’s task is to get John and Jane together.

The game’s title is a good indication of just how terrible it would be and didn’t exactly help to promote sales. Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties plays essentially like a DVD menu or PowerPoint presentation, with very little interaction or skill required. With a poorly written script, terrible acting, and an absurdly sexist storyline the game is one of the worst to ever be released.

 

ps Bet this is like one of Ruggers or J3st3rs 'Vacuum cleaner salesmen' films, full of you know what?

'Debbie does plumbing'

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9 hours ago, Crusher said:

It can’t be any worse than Goat Simulator. I paid $5 and bought a game that lets you act like a goat.

LOL

Oh man.  I bought that too.  Used it for like 5 minutes and forgot all about it.

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