J3st3r Posted April 19, 2021 Member ID: 2162 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 153 Topic Count: 152 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5088 Content Per Day: 1.05 Reputation: 5010 Achievement Points: 44663 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 01/25/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 02/26/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted April 19, 2021 major-mark63, TBB, animalxi and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted April 19, 2021 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 264 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18128 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20144 Achievement Points: 132844 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted April 19, 2021 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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KicknDatAzz Posted April 19, 2021 Member ID: 833 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 48 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 765 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 591 Achievement Points: 5688 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 01:26 AM Device: Windows Share Posted April 19, 2021 LOL an oldie but a goodie. Huevos Grande! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
major-mark63 Posted April 20, 2021 Member ID: 23233 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 21 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2424 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1902 Achievement Points: 19137 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/10/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 23 hours ago Birthday: 08/11/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted April 20, 2021 OMFG!!!! the water so cold in toilet bowl J3st3r, baldie, TBB and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Timmah! Posted April 20, 2021 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 469 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5964 Content Per Day: 2.52 Reputation: 10349 Achievement Points: 51028 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted April 20, 2021 Lol. Times happen where I'm sittin' & shittin'... as the seat warms & things relax, sometimes my sack relax & takes a rudely unexpected cold dip. The struggle is real. RobMc, baldie and TBB 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Timmah! Posted April 20, 2021 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 469 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5964 Content Per Day: 2.52 Reputation: 10349 Achievement Points: 51028 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted April 20, 2021 (edited) Tell ya what's also bad that's not mentioned is what I call the Bat Wing Complex that occurs during the sweltering, humid days of summer. Your J0hnson sticks to your nutsack which together gloms onto your thigh. Just a totally sweaty, sticky, uncomfortable hot mess of cramped crotchmeat claustrophobia. Edited April 20, 2021 by Timmah! baldie and TBB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted April 20, 2021 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted April 20, 2021 31 minutes ago, Timmah! said: Lol. Times happen where I'm sittin' & shittin'... as the seat warms & things relax, sometimes my sack relax & takes a rudely unexpected cold dip. The struggle is real. TOO MUCH INFO baldie, TBB and Timmah! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmah! Posted April 20, 2021 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 469 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5964 Content Per Day: 2.52 Reputation: 10349 Achievement Points: 51028 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted April 20, 2021 17 minutes ago, RobMc said: TOO MUCH INFO You being ersatz squeamish? RobMc and baldie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted April 20, 2021 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted April 20, 2021 No, I was eating and lost all taste for it picturing your nuts lowering. Timmah!, TBB and baldie 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmah! Posted April 20, 2021 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 469 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5964 Content Per Day: 2.52 Reputation: 10349 Achievement Points: 51028 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted April 20, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, RobMc said: No, I was eating and lost all taste for it picturing your nuts lowering. Edited April 20, 2021 by Timmah! RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KaptCrunch Posted April 20, 2021 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 45 Topic Count: 295 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4459 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 3620 Achievement Points: 36445 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 39 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted April 20, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, Timmah! said: guess Rob got his taste back for rising hard crisp chips insted of low softballs , no need to take bat an ball home Rob Edited April 20, 2021 by KaptCrunch no sag in crotch Timmah!, TBB and RobMc 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted April 20, 2021 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.08 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted April 20, 2021 Sometimes you feel like a nut....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KaptCrunch Posted April 20, 2021 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 45 Topic Count: 295 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4459 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 3620 Achievement Points: 36445 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 39 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted April 20, 2021 Sammy good idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KaptCrunch Posted April 21, 2021 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 45 Topic Count: 295 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4459 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 3620 Achievement Points: 36445 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 39 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted April 21, 2021 (edited) 8 hours ago, Timmah! said: Tell ya what's also bad that's not mentioned is what I call the Bat Wing Complex that occurs during the sweltering, humid days of summer. Your J0hnson sticks to your nutsack which together gloms onto your thigh. Just a totally sweaty, sticky, uncomfortable hot mess of cramped crotchmeat claustrophobia. you forgot chaffing of the crotch area, on hot days i use Vasoline Tim can tell women go randy at big balls just like men for big boobs Edited April 21, 2021 by KaptCrunch Timmah! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Timmah! Posted April 21, 2021 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 469 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5964 Content Per Day: 2.52 Reputation: 10349 Achievement Points: 51028 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted April 21, 2021 Walked in once on a conversation about my big balls, between my girlfriend & one of her friends. I was like: 'Heynow!' What was funnier was they trying to play it off. I adjusted my junk after I had passed them, knowing they were looking at me. Good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted April 21, 2021 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted April 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Timmah! said: Walked in once on a conversation about my big balls, between my girlfriend & one of her friends. I was like: 'Heynow!' What was funnier was they trying to play it off. I adjusted my junk after I had passed them, knowing they were looking at me. Good stuff. OMG we're not going to get the idiots ranting about 'my balls are bigger than yours' are we ? I can see it now :- 1/. Every delusional idiot wrapped up in Hollywood is going to have balls the size of the Moon 2/. The feminists will rant and rave about male obsessiveness with genitalia 3/. The snowflakes will demand that balls are biased towards the male species and tits should be considered equal (all for that) 4/. A space needs to be made for those idiots who are eunuch's and high (get it?) otherwise their human rights are being interfered with as opposed to their balls, which are missing. 5/. No fucker was looking at your balls Timmah, they were too busy wondering why there was a furrow in the carpet. 6/. You had a girlfriend ???????????????????? Wow what's it like ? TBB, NuTzOpaNts and Timmah! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NuTzOpaNts Posted April 21, 2021 Member ID: 27143 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 156 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 118 Achievement Points: 2166 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/14/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 11, 2023 Device: Windows Share Posted April 21, 2021 Timmah!'s issues are so cool! I like the way he casually adjusted his own junk in this situation, when it typically takes a couple others to assist. Timmah! for prez! Timmah! and RobMc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmah! Posted April 21, 2021 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 469 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5964 Content Per Day: 2.52 Reputation: 10349 Achievement Points: 51028 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted April 21, 2021 39 minutes ago, Bullet person said: Timmah!'s issues are so cool! I like the way he casually adjusted his own junk in this situation, when it typically takes a couple others to assist. Timmah! for prez! Dude, I'm pushin' 50. If one doesn't have at least a handful (see what I did there) of good stories by then, they're doing it wrong. RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Timmah! Posted April 21, 2021 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 469 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5964 Content Per Day: 2.52 Reputation: 10349 Achievement Points: 51028 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted April 21, 2021 1 hour ago, RobMc said: OMG we're not going to get the idiots ranting about 'my balls are bigger than yours' are we ? I can see it now :- 1/. Every delusional idiot wrapped up in Hollywood is going to have balls the size of the Moon 2/. The feminists will rant and rave about male obsessiveness with genitalia 3/. The snowflakes will demand that balls are biased towards the male species and tits should be considered equal (all for that) 4/. A space needs to be made for those idiots who are eunuch's and high (get it?) otherwise their human rights are being interfered with as opposed to their balls, which are missing. 5/. No fucker was looking at your balls Timmah, they were too busy wondering why there was a furrow in the carpet. 6/. You had a girlfriend ???????????????????? Wow what's it like ? Lol, I got stories that, if I hadn't experienced myself, wouldn't believe upon retelling. Eg: Had a girlfriend back in the day that worked at a P0nderosa Steakhouse... one of her co-workers made extra $$ on the side moonlighting as a stripper. My girlfriend said she was interested & actually asked if I'd accompany her to her co-worker's house to watch them practice. I was thinkin': 'Wutchutalking'bout, Willis?' It was a great day. RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
J3st3r Posted April 21, 2021 Member ID: 2162 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 153 Topic Count: 152 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5088 Content Per Day: 1.05 Reputation: 5010 Achievement Points: 44663 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 01/25/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 02/26/1972 Device: Windows Author Share Posted April 21, 2021 (edited) 18 hours ago, Timmah! said: Lol, I got stories that, if I hadn't experienced myself, wouldn't believe upon retelling. Eg: Had a girlfriend back in the day that worked at a P0nderosa Steakhouse... one of her co-workers made extra $$ on the side moonlighting as a stripper. No joke man Seriously WTF you 2? Her name wasn't Brenda was it? Does she have like 50 kids now from 20 different men and still claims that 1 of them is yours? lol Edited April 21, 2021 by J3st3r Timmah! and RobMc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Timmah! Posted April 22, 2021 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 469 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5964 Content Per Day: 2.52 Reputation: 10349 Achievement Points: 51028 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted April 22, 2021 4 hours ago, J3st3r said: No joke man Seriously WTF you 2? Her name wasn't Brenda was it? Does she have like 50 kids now from 20 different men and still claims that 1 of them is yours? lol This was back in the '90s; only thing I remember is she had a juicy onion. J3st3r 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted April 22, 2021 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted April 22, 2021 14 minutes ago, Timmah! said: This was back in the '90s; only thing I remember is she had a juicy onion. Incontinent eh? Drink less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmah! Posted April 22, 2021 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 469 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5964 Content Per Day: 2.52 Reputation: 10349 Achievement Points: 51028 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted April 22, 2021 1 hour ago, RobMc said: Incontinent eh? Drink less What does the conversation have to do with whether I can hold my piss or not? RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted April 22, 2021 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted April 22, 2021 20 minutes ago, Timmah! said: What does the conversation have to do with whether I can hold my piss or not? Wasn't referring to you, talking about a 'juicy onion' ? if you go picking up alcoholics expect some unusual consequences. Besides which as most of your photos appear to take place in public urinals you may want to think about your statement. Timmah! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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