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Silly old Rob, I've got it all wrong, there has to be an undercurrent of conspiracy, otherwise how could the world be so fucked up ?, I've put a great deal of thought (and alcohol) into this project, here's my thoughts :-

Everything bad that happens is down to 'Them', in 99% of cases this is the government of whatever country you live in, doesn't matter which country or party, despite a turnover that McDonalds would envy, they all think and act as one. This is obvious immediately by the observations of bodies such as the United Nations, working in harmony to fuck the world in complete agreement with every government on earth. Their inability to agree on even what coffee they drink in their restaurants is a testament to our ability to counter threats such as disease, alien invasion, and do popsicles encourage child poverty and grooming ? Once you've grasped the idea of 'them' conspiracy is a walk in the park, as them is any fckr who is not you - got it? So anything, and I mean anything, is the fault of 'them', which got me thinking, what horrors lurk in the world of idiots? are we being led on a wild bird (formerly known as Goose chase, until it became prejudicial to Geese ) chase.

Are the senior Admins living under Denver airport ?

Is Rockape secretly a cross dresser, formally known as 'transvestite'

Is GG an alien ? using Angu5 as a front to convince us all humans aren't human ?

Is Hammer secretly a Bigfoot living in Boston as a seemingly nice neighbour, when in fact he has a hidden agenda ?

Do contrails mean the end of killstreaks ?

 

Worrying times for us idiots, but you're in safe hands with Rob, never fear, I'll investigate for you

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4 hours ago, MtDeW said:

i think you need to roll a fat blunt of some kind shit to add to the booz and redo all test just to be sure! ;) 

Unfortunately that is not one of my vices, tobacco and drugs hold no interest, I float on a sea of rum, happy am I, but I don't mind a bit what others do (paedophiles excepted), their lives.

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9 hours ago, RobMc said:

Silly old Rob, I've got it all wrong, there has to be an undercurrent of conspiracy, otherwise how could the world be so fucked up ?, I've put a great deal of thought (and alcohol) into this project, here's my thoughts :-

Everything bad that happens is down to 'Them', in 99% of cases this is the government of whatever country you live in, doesn't matter which country or party, despite a turnover that McDonalds would envy, they all think and act as one. This is obvious immediately by the observations of bodies such as the United Nations, working in harmony to fuck the world in complete agreement with every government on earth. Their inability to agree on even what coffee they drink in their restaurants is a testament to our ability to counter threats such as disease, alien invasion, and do popsicles encourage child poverty and grooming ? Once you've grasped the idea of 'them' conspiracy is a walk in the park, as them is any fckr who is not you - got it? So anything, and I mean anything, is the fault of 'them', which got me thinking, what horrors lurk in the world of idiots? are we being led on a wild bird (formerly known as Goose chase, until it became prejudicial to Geese ) chase.

Are the senior Admins living under Denver airport ?

Is Rockape secretly a cross dresser, formally known as 'transvestite'

Is GG an alien ? using Angu5 as a front to convince us all humans aren't human ?

Is Hammer secretly a Bigfoot living in Boston as a seemingly nice neighbour, when in fact he has a hidden agenda ?

Do contrails mean the end of killstreaks ?

 

Worrying times for us idiots, but you're in safe hands with Rob, never fear, I'll investigate for you

you should also look into why your Union Jack hasn't been changed to a street security camera...seems more fitting....

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35 minutes ago, Streetcleaner said:

you should also look into why your Union Jack hasn't been changed to a street security camera...seems more fitting....

OK buddy, I've looked into it and apparently a street security camera spies on people and is fixed to something, whereas a flag is cloth, a floppy thing in the wind, and shite at taking pictures.

Hope to have served you well, anything else puzzles you (like why you have six toes each foot) just PM me buddy

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And there it is just like the old TV sets that flickered often and the channel came in and out and a swift kick would be a fast fix with maybe a little grabbing of the ears for a slight adjustment...It may be that time of need you now face @RobMc Just like Allstate your in good hands

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1 hour ago, loaderXI said:

And there it is just like the old TV sets that flickered often and the channel came in and out and a swift kick would be a fast fix with maybe a little grabbing of the ears for a slight adjustment...It may be that time of need you now face @RobMc Just like Allstate your in good hands

Are you saying Rob needs a swift kick, Loader? I'll get in the volunteer line! 😄

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3 hours ago, TBB said:

I can attribute @RobMc 's ravings to the usual - once again finished next week's stash all at once this morning - is trying to move further up the ladder of being an >IDIOT<     :baby:     :rofl:

i think @RobMc needs @hxtr to explain con trails, he knows all about them and alkaline water ;) 

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Trying to keep up....so RobMc is the epitome of antidisestablishmentarianism (biggest word I could look up), is not necessarily for or against illumi-naughty, but will work "hard" for your pleasure.  

If he converts to USA I'd type:  RobMc for Prez!!!!

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3 hours ago, Bullet person said:

Trying to keep up....so RobMc is the epitome of antidisestablishmentarianism (biggest word I could look up), is not necessarily for or against illumi-naughty, but will work "hard" for your pleasure.  

If he converts to USA I'd type:  RobMc for Prez!!!!

Cause he visits McD's often, you mean Thralldom to McDonalds 

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