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It is the 2nd French revolution @FRENCHI has been tried and sentenced for constantly dropping his rifle, he has been sentenced to death by madame guillotine, @VHS2 is the executioner.

Frenchi is lead to the guillotine, the crowds are screaming 'Defrost, Defrost', ignoring them he gives a little bow and lays his head upon the block, calmly gazing into the basket ready to catch his head.

VHS steps up, grabbing the cord to release the blade, 'no respawning this time he croaks, une, deux trois and pulls the cord hard, the blade whistles down and shudders to a halt 6" from Frenchi's neck. Puzzled he resets the guillotine and tries again for the 2nd time, etiquette demands that the victim is released after the 3rd try, as he is seen to be innocent in the hands of God. Same thing, the blade whistles down and stops 3" short of Frenchis neck, now in a panic VHS resets the blade for the last time, the crowds are baying for blood.

Frenchi, who to this point has been 999, glances up 'I see what the problem is' he shouts.

 

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On 5/11/2021 at 4:13 AM, RobMc said:

It is the 2nd French revolution @FRENCHI has been tried and sentenced for constantly dropping his rifle, he has been sentenced to death by madame guillotine, @VHS2 is the executioner.

Frenchi is lead to the guillotine, the crowds are screaming 'Defrost, Defrost', ignoring them he gives a little bow and lays his head upon the block, calmly gazing into the basket ready to catch his head.

VHS steps up, grabbing the cord to release the blade, 'no respawning this time he croaks, une, deux trois and pulls the cord hard, the blade whistles down and shudders to a halt 6" from Frenchi's neck. Puzzled he resets the guillotine and tries again for the 2nd time, etiquette demands that the victim is released after the 3rd try, as he is seen to be innocent in the hands of God. Same thing, the blade whistles down and stops 3" short of Frenchis neck, now in a panic VHS resets the blade for the last time, the crowds are baying for blood.

Frenchi, who to this point has been 999, glances up 'I see what the problem is' he shouts.

 

Indeed, I miss a lot in-game but I wouldn't have missed a @FRENCHI's neat cut. What the (n)eck!

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