Sikon Posted June 1, 2021 Member ID: 27340 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 80 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 717 Content Per Day: 0.36 Reputation: 605 Achievement Points: 5463 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 11/03/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 13 Birthday: 07/11/1980 Device: Windows Share Posted June 1, 2021 A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So she drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. She then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my penis and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled herself to safety! The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks! iboomboom, TBB, GHO5T and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted June 2, 2021 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 264 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18123 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20132 Achievement Points: 132801 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted June 2, 2021 Now you tell me!!!! Sikon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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