RobMc Posted June 21, 2021 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted June 21, 2021 A man dies and arrives in heaven. As he’s being greeted at the pearly gates by St. Peter, he notices a huge long wall of clocks. “What are all those clocks?” He asks. “Those are sex clocks.” Explains St. Peter. “Everyone on earth has one. That one there is Mother Theresa's, the hands have never moved . That one over there is Budmans its hands moved just twice”. “Has Icequeen got one?” asked the man, with a smile on his face. “Oh yes”. Replied St. Peter. “It’s not on display though, we’re using it as a ceiling fan”. baldie, Slackernet, Sammy and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icequeen Posted June 21, 2021 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6089 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 7982 Achievement Points: 51396 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 54 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Share Posted June 21, 2021 Lmao ass! RobMc, baldie and J3st3r 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted June 21, 2021 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.08 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted June 21, 2021 Ceiling fans can be reversed. In this case what does that mean? Icequeen, TBB and baldie 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted June 22, 2021 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18101 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20116 Achievement Points: 132635 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted June 22, 2021 3 hours ago, Sammy said: Ceiling fans can be reversed. In this case what does that mean? That means she gives as good as she gets!! Icequeen, baldie and ScRiPt3r 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted June 22, 2021 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted June 22, 2021 7 hours ago, Icequeen said: Lmao ass! I live in a fairly rural area gal, you've given the county shows 'Ploughman of the year' competitions a wider audience. baldie and Icequeen 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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