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59 years ago today


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59 years ago today Mr & Mrs Hammer (senior) gazed down at one of natures most beautiful creations. Then dragging their eyes away from the McDonalds chicken nuggets they glanced at their newly acquired baby.

‘He’s not quite what I imagined’ said Mrs Hammer senior ‘are you sure Amazon haven’t made a mistake?’

‘I’m not sure myself’ said Mr Hammer senior ‘The UFO dropping him off instead of the mailman was unusual, and the midwife looked strange too, but he’s here now, and he’s all ours. The second I saw that contrail in the sky I knew we had to have one and here he is. The bonus of a free gift, a Chinese bat was welcome too, I’ll bet it’s worth something in the years to come?’, you never know, they might catch on.

‘ Did you build that fence in the garden to stop him dropping off the edge of the world?’ asked Mrs Senior

‘ Not yet’ said Mr Senior ‘I was going to wait until the Illuminati came to the barbeque, they can help’

‘Do you think he’ll be clever?’

‘No, I think he’ll be an IDIOT’

Life would never be normal again

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Happy Birthday!!!!Idiot!!!!

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