RobMc Posted July 8, 2021 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.17 Reputation: 9113 Achievement Points: 63247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted July 8, 2021 59 years ago today Mr & Mrs Hammer (senior) gazed down at one of natures most beautiful creations. Then dragging their eyes away from the McDonalds chicken nuggets they glanced at their newly acquired baby. ‘He’s not quite what I imagined’ said Mrs Hammer senior ‘are you sure Amazon haven’t made a mistake?’ ‘I’m not sure myself’ said Mr Hammer senior ‘The UFO dropping him off instead of the mailman was unusual, and the midwife looked strange too, but he’s here now, and he’s all ours. The second I saw that contrail in the sky I knew we had to have one and here he is. The bonus of a free gift, a Chinese bat was welcome too, I’ll bet it’s worth something in the years to come?’, you never know, they might catch on. ‘ Did you build that fence in the garden to stop him dropping off the edge of the world?’ asked Mrs Senior ‘ Not yet’ said Mr Senior ‘I was going to wait until the Illuminati came to the barbeque, they can help’ ‘Do you think he’ll be clever?’ ‘No, I think he’ll be an IDIOT’ Life would never be normal again BlackRose, piglo, P!nk and 2 others 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmah! Posted July 8, 2021 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 460 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5923 Content Per Day: 2.53 Reputation: 10285 Achievement Points: 50669 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted July 8, 2021 https://youtu.be/jfQSp92L88I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted July 8, 2021 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17976 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19904 Achievement Points: 131717 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 8, 2021 Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted July 8, 2021 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 510 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17024 Content Per Day: 3.27 Reputation: 41972 Achievement Points: 148127 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 673 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted July 8, 2021 that was good he will love it RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BlackRose Posted July 9, 2021 Member ID: 2208 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 301 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3601 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 3863 Achievement Points: 37497 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 53 Joined: 02/09/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 06/09/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted July 9, 2021 Happy Birthday!!!!Idiot!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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