EastCoast50 Posted September 3, 2021 Member ID: 25026 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 109 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 530 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 1028 Achievement Points: 7122 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted September 3, 2021 So, my former beat partner (who is still a cop) is in the hospital with COVID. His wife needs help around the house, obviously. They need some yard work done and I sent him a text earlier that said: "Austin and I are going to fuck your yard tomorrow. Apologies in advance." What I meant to say was: "Austin and I are going to fuck UP your yard tomorrow. Apologies in advance." I hope it improved his oxygen levels at least. I'm an idiot. Thanks Obama, Grammarly and spellcheck. baldie, KaptCrunch, BlackRose and 4 others 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KaptCrunch Posted September 3, 2021 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 4407 Content Per Day: 0.83 Reputation: 3558 Achievement Points: 36065 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 38 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 02:18 AM Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Android Share Posted September 3, 2021 (edited) danger ahead EC50 for love tri-angles are deadly don't cut the mans grass lol "Austin and I are going to screw UP your yard tomorrow. Apologies in advance." still in hot water with it ....its a dead end bud Edited September 3, 2021 by KaptCrunch another wise crack EastCoast50 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Smeggie Posted September 4, 2021 Member ID: 24118 Group: + COD4 Moderator Followers: 24 Topic Count: 54 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1070 Content Per Day: 0.36 Reputation: 2007 Achievement Points: 9940 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 02/19/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/23/1962 Device: Android Share Posted September 4, 2021 17 hours ago, EastCoast50 said: So, my former beat partner (who is still a cop) is in the hospital with COVID. His wife needs help around the house, obviously. They need some yard work done and I sent him a text earlier that said: "Austin and I are going to fuck your yard tomorrow. Apologies in advance." What I meant to say was: "Austin and I are going to fuck UP your yard tomorrow. Apologies in advance." I hope it improved his oxygen levels at least. I'm an idiot. Thanks Obama, Grammarly and spellcheck. Is that going to take care of his weeds? KaptCrunch and EastCoast50 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted September 4, 2021 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17977 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19909 Achievement Points: 131729 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted September 4, 2021 7 hours ago, SGTSmeg said: Is that going to take care of his weeds? Yup - he's going to smoke them - no he doesn't inhale EastCoast50 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Hoth Posted September 5, 2021 Member ID: 64 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 20 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1033 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 872 Achievement Points: 9619 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 9 Birthday: 12/09/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted September 5, 2021 Well the question remains did you actually have sex with the yard? TBB, sstriker and EastCoast50 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted September 5, 2021 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17977 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19909 Achievement Points: 131729 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted September 5, 2021 7 hours ago, Hoth said: Well the question remains did you actually have sex with the yard? Do we really need to know that?????? Hoth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KaptCrunch Posted September 7, 2021 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 4407 Content Per Day: 0.83 Reputation: 3558 Achievement Points: 36065 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 38 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 02:18 AM Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Android Share Posted September 7, 2021 TBB he used a Snapper leaf blower to do the yard LOL EastCoast50 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
EastCoast50 Posted September 7, 2021 Member ID: 25026 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 109 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 530 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 1028 Achievement Points: 7122 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Device: Windows Author Share Posted September 7, 2021 On 9/5/2021 at 5:21 AM, Hoth said: Well the question remains did you actually have sex with the yard? The yard work fucked me up if that counts. Hoth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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