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So, my former beat partner (who is still a cop) is in the hospital with COVID. His wife needs help around the house, obviously. 

They need some yard work done and I sent him a text earlier that said:

"Austin and I are going to fuck your yard tomorrow. Apologies in advance."

What I meant to say was:

"Austin and I are going to fuck UP your yard tomorrow. Apologies in advance."

I hope it improved his oxygen levels at least. I'm an idiot. Thanks Obama, Grammarly and spellcheck. 

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danger ahead  EC50 for love tri-angles are deadly 

don't cut the mans grass   lol 

"Austin and I are going to screw UP your yard tomorrow. Apologies in advance."

still in hot water with it ....its a dead end  bud 

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17 hours ago, EastCoast50 said:

So, my former beat partner (who is still a cop) is in the hospital with COVID. His wife needs help around the house, obviously. 

They need some yard work done and I sent him a text earlier that said:

"Austin and I are going to fuck your yard tomorrow. Apologies in advance."

What I meant to say was:

"Austin and I are going to fuck UP your yard tomorrow. Apologies in advance."

I hope it improved his oxygen levels at least. I'm an idiot. Thanks Obama, Grammarly and spellcheck. 

Is that going to take care of his weeds?

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7 hours ago, SGTSmeg said:

Is that going to take care of his weeds?

Yup - he's going to smoke them - no he doesn't inhale

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Well the question remains did you actually have sex with the yard?

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7 hours ago, Hoth said:

Well the question remains did you actually have sex with the yard?

Do we really need to know that??????

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TBB he used a Snapper leaf blower  to do the yard LOL

 

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On 9/5/2021 at 5:21 AM, Hoth said:

Well the question remains did you actually have sex with the yard?

The yard work fucked me up if that counts.

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