Krackennutz Posted November 26, 2021 Member ID: 22889 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 65 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 348 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 412 Achievement Points: 2824 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 07/14/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 13 Device: Windows Share Posted November 26, 2021 A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared.The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a Waste Treatment Facility. And I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down. TBB, TheLastColdBeer, MtDeW and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted November 26, 2021 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 264 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18128 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20142 Achievement Points: 132842 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted November 26, 2021 ROFLMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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