Painsponge Posted December 24, 2021 Member ID: 294 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 112 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 969 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 893 Achievement Points: 8670 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/07/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 10:52 PM Birthday: 10/29/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted December 24, 2021 DR MĄDRALSKI – A REAL OLD GEEZER? An old Polish-American doctor named Adam Mądralski opened a small clinic in an old New England millltown. He put a sign up outside that said: "Adam Mądralski, M.D. – Treatment $500; if not cured get back $1,000. A constantly cash-strapped med student named Tim Young saw his opportuntiy to outwit the old geezer and improve his budget, so he visited the Mądralski clinic Mr. Young: Doc, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me? Dr. Mądralski: Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Mr. Young's mouth." Mr. Young: Aaagh !! – This is Gasoline! Dr. Mądralski: Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500. Mr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. Mr. Young: I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything. Dr. Mądralski: Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Dr. Young: Oh, no you don't, – that's gasoline! Dr. Mądralski: Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500." Mr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Mr. Young: My eyesight has become weak – I can hardly see anything!!!! Dr. Mądralski: Well, I don't have any medicine for that so here's your $500 back." (giving him five $1 bills.) Mr. Young: But this is only $5! Dr.Mądralski: Congratulations! You've got your vision back! ; That will be $500. ******* Moral of story – Just because you're young doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old geezer! larrymc, TBB, KaptCrunch and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted December 24, 2021 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 264 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18128 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20140 Achievement Points: 132840 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 50 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted December 24, 2021 Good one - true to life Painsponge and BUDMAN 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KaptCrunch Posted December 24, 2021 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 45 Topic Count: 295 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4456 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 3617 Achievement Points: 36427 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 39 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted December 24, 2021 7 minutes ago, TBB said: Good one - true to life echo that TBB xxxxx secret money making Sourtap and Painsponge 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
larrymc Posted December 28, 2021 Member ID: 29464 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 148 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 167 Achievement Points: 2307 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/21/21 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 05:01 PM Device: Windows Share Posted December 28, 2021 lol he must have started with a million dollars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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