TBB Posted February 7, 2022 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 264 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18123 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20132 Achievement Points: 132801 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted February 7, 2022 There's this blonde. She gets on a plane and sits in the first available seat. The flight attendant is coming around checking tickets. She looks at the blonde woman's ticket and tells the blonde; "ma'am you can't sit here, your ticket says coach and this is first class. please move to the back of the plane" The blonde replies "I'm a blonde, I'm smart and have a good job. I'm not moving until the plane arrives in Jamaica" So the flight attendant, now hot under the collar at the blonde's response, goes to another flight attendant and tells him what happened. so he goes up to her and asks her to move to the back of the plane. She then responds "I'm a blonde, I'm smart and have a good job. I'm not moving until the plane arrives in Jamaica". So the two flight attendants are steaming mad and they go to the co-pilot and tells him what is going on. He comes back to where the blonde is sitting and leans over and whispers something in her ear. The two flight attendants were astonished when the blonde abruptly got up from her seat and moved to the back of the plane. They looked at each other and then the co-pilot and asked him what he told her. The co-pilot, feeling good about himself told them "oh, this happened a while back with someone else. I just simply told the woman that the front half of the plane wasn't going to Jamaica". One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakenly picked up the iron instead of the phone. "Well that explains one ear, but what about the other." "The bastard called again" A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices. After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price." Later in the day, the shopkeeper spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. She took aim at an alligator, killed it and hauled it onto the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde flipped the alligator on its back and shouted in frustration, "Damn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either." A blonde calls her mom... Blonde: "Mom mom!! I'm a genius!" Mother: "Really dear? How's that possible?" Blonde: "I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'." jointz, TheLastColdBeer and major-mark63 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
jointz Posted February 7, 2022 Member ID: 4476 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 28 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1462 Content Per Day: 0.35 Reputation: 4233 Achievement Points: 18124 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 62 Joined: 12/24/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 03/31/1982 Device: Windows Share Posted February 7, 2022 Last one was the best but gotta love stupid blonde jokes!! TBB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Babalewy Posted February 7, 2022 Member ID: 29579 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 4 Topic Count: 3 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 28 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 36 Achievement Points: 263 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/16/22 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 17 Device: Windows Share Posted February 7, 2022 Too funny!!! Thanks for posting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Dogg Posted February 9, 2022 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 204 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 2970 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 10:37 PM Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted February 9, 2022 M y wife isn't blonde, she's a redhead. And you know what redhead is, right??? A blonde rode hard and put up wet. (she rusted) TBB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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