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Do pilots take crash courses?

How do you get off of a non-stop flight?

Why do we use artificial lemon in recipes and real lemon in dish detergent?

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Do pilots take crash courses?  siminlator  yes 

How do you get off of a non-stop flight? ...........parachute also need oxygen

Why do we use artificial lemon in recipes and real lemon in dish detergent? ........shelf life or acid content 

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5 hours ago, XoysterX said:

Do pilots take crash courses?

How do you get off of a non-stop flight?

Why do we use artificial lemon in recipes and real lemon in dish detergent?

At last, another profoundly deep thinker to talk to, well my boy (are you a boy?? if not let us know which of the 47 sexes currently available). You have come to the right forums here, we often ponder over matters such as these after a hard days gaming. Slipping off our clothes, lying on our beds and taking matters into our own hands.

I'm guessing that with your name you are into 'water sports' or something similar? we know what oysters are famous for don't we?? @TBB is the resident oyster farmer, he cultivates 2 'achers', but no matter how many he swallows there is no reaction, poor old boy.

Heres my favourite :- Why is it that when you open a tin of evaporated milk it's still there?

Uncle Rob

Soothsayer to the idiots

Viagra dealer and pusher (part time) - Motto 'It ain't hard? don't be a retard, pop that blue pill, give her a thrill'

 

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The real question that is on hand is does the light in the fridge really go off when you close the door or is it some sort of dark magic

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No! lol

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10 hours ago, jointz said:

The real question that is on hand is does the light in the fridge really go off when you close the door or is it some sort of dark magic

There's a light on the fridge??? Holy shit!!!

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9 hours ago, TBB said:

There's a light on the fridge??? Holy shit!!!

I wonder if the people I meet have any lights on at all. 

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6 hours ago, TheLastColdBeer said:

I wonder if the people I meet have any lights on at all. 

No wonder I can't see in the dark!!!     :rofl:

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11 hours ago, TheLastColdBeer said:

I wonder if the people I meet have any lights on at all. 

some have high beams on 

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TBB can't  see for staring too much

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1 hour ago, KaptCrunch said:

some have high beams on 

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TBB can't  see for staring too much

See what????   8P

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Well why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? WTF

 

Hotdogs come in 10 pack and buns in 8?

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On 3/16/2022 at 11:09 PM, KaptCrunch said:

some have high beams on 

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TBB can't  see for staring too much

i must be googling the wrong sites, all i get is this  !!! 

 

 

Rancorous … Miriam Margolyes in Sydney and the Old Girl by Eugene O’Hare.

 

 

 

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Where in the hell does FIRE go, when it goes OUT?

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10 minutes ago, WeednFeed said:

Where in the hell does FIRE go, when it goes OUT?

A question I have pursued hotly for years, ever since the Mrs said 'the spark seems gone from our marriage' and 'your fire has gone out'. I was really puzzled at first, as we have gas central heating, but I soon realised she actually meant something different.

Fire is energy and it isn't destroyed it is transferred, when it goes out in one thing it is transferred to another, I think my libido is now in the bottle of rum I gaze at fondly, far better than the previous messy business, progress.

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On 3/15/2022 at 2:05 PM, jointz said:

The real question that is on hand is does the light in the fridge really go off when you close the door or is it some sort of dark magic

This really got me, hence the delay in replying, a good point @jointz some scientific work needed here I thought.

1/. Experiment No 1 got me into trouble, I shut the door on the fridge then started to cut a hole in it, but I learnt something   - my wife is not keen on science ?

2/. Experiment No 2 on new fridge (non destructive), brainwave, I put some corned beef on the top shelf, popped in next doors cat and shut the door. Now if the light goes out the cat would not be able to find it eh? sometimes I'm too clever ? After around 10 mins the doorbell went, it was the pussy from next doors cathouse asking if I'd seen 'Tiddles'. Being an honest sort I told her I hadn't seen Tiddles for a few years, due to my enlarged stomach (curries and beer), she gave me a strange look ? Ah?, a misunderstanding, I led her to my fridge and opened the door, her screams caused 'Tiddles' to hiss and claw anything in sight, and her large breasts were the first target. Try explaining that to your wife when she walked in to find me applying pressure to stop the bleeding, science wasn't doing well. However when all had calmed down lo and behold the corned beef had gone, there could only be one conclusion 'The Light Had Stayed On', look out Newton.

3/. Experiment No 3, the magic test, this had me puzzled for a while, I know nothing about magic, or thought I didn't but a quick visit to Youtube gave me some ideas. Sawing the lady in half seemed to be popular, I deduced that if this worked without ending up with two assistants then the light stayed on, however volunteers are thin on the ground, back later with results for this.

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well lads  the dark matter is in the electron flows while the switch controls no/off stopping the flow of current

 

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you see rob a simple search of frigidaire refrigerator schematic diagram light circuit would save you all that grief with the Mrs

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1 hour ago, RobMc said:

A question I have pursued hotly for years, ever since the Mrs said 'the spark seems gone from our marriage' and 'your fire has gone out'. I was really puzzled at first, as we have gas central heating, but I soon realised she actually meant something different.

Fire is energy and it isn't destroyed it is transferred, when it goes out in one thing it is transferred to another, I think my libido is now in the bottle of rum I gaze at fondly, far better than the previous messy business, progress.

well inject something that will never go soft, like Cunnilingus with licking the bean

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44 minutes ago, KaptCrunch said:

well inject something that will never go soft, like Cunnilingus with licking the bean

Is that like Botox ???? and where do beans appear from?? you have a funny body - wash more often,

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16 minutes ago, RobMc said:

Is that like Botox ???? and where do beans appear from?? you have a funny body - wash more often,

ah rob the women's anatomy if lick it something will happen for her 

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Flow charts don't work for me. Tried to learn them for a job and got fired cuz I couldn't use the flow chart to make more coffee in the break room after I took the last cup 3times that day

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so much reply's and still no link to the pic's  :(   i'm disappointed in you guys :( :( aaa well  back to Martha Stewart again i gues

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4 hours ago, Biotech said:

so much reply's and still no link to the pic's  :(   i'm disappointed in you guys :( :( aaa well  back to Martha Stewart again i gues

for you Bio 

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you see this all day at work   lol 

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yeah Crunch why send that ?  like you said see that at work 

would like to see the bodywork 🙂

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