Dogg Posted March 25, 2022 Member ID: 3781 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 204 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 2970 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 9 Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted March 25, 2022 A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home. While he was scratching his head, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, “Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?” The farmer said, “Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there, but I can’t carry this lot.” The old lady suggested, “Why don’t you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?” “Why thank you very much,” he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he says “Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time.” The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, “I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?” The farmer said, “Holy smokes lady! I’m carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?” The old lady replied, “Set the goose down, cover her with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens.” jointz, TBB, VHS2 and 16 others 4 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted March 25, 2022 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18092 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20103 Achievement Points: 132566 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 261 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted March 25, 2022 GOOD one - lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
miacharlotte Posted March 26, 2022 Member ID: 29734 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 0 Topics Per Day: 0 Content Count: 4 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 20 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/18/22 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 26, 2022 Birthday: 05/05/1996 Share Posted March 26, 2022 Whether you're 35 or 75, it's never too late to fall madly (or gently and even sacredly) in love. Just ask actress Ellen Burstyn and a host of other women who found themselves in the heat of romance when they leas expected it. My mother met the Clicker counter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobMc Posted March 26, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted March 26, 2022 Hmmmm ? don't go pressing the button idiots, Uncle Rob is on safeguarding duties Merlin007 and baldie 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VHS2 Posted March 26, 2022 Member ID: 2056 Group: + COD4 Moderator Followers: 52 Topic Count: 56 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1072 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 1130 Achievement Points: 9328 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/18/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 22 hours ago Birthday: 01/17/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted March 26, 2022 7 hours ago, RobMc said: Hmmmm ? don't go pressing the button idiots, Uncle Rob is on safeguarding duties Too late for me! Should have stopped at the (lu*)brick (wall) being too old for the click world * French/English joke for bilingual baldie and RobMc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted March 26, 2022 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18092 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20103 Achievement Points: 132566 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 261 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted March 26, 2022 12 hours ago, RobMc said: Hmmmm ? don't go pressing the button idiots, Uncle Rob is on safeguarding duties I pressed a button once on one of @Timmah!'s pictures - had to by a new supply of eye bleach!!! Timmah! and RobMc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted March 26, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted March 26, 2022 1 minute ago, TBB said: I pressed a button once on one of @Timmah!'s pictures - had to by a new supply of eye bleach!!! Is that a confession ' I pressed Timmahs button ' T shirts on sale in the XI shop soon baldie and TBB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted March 26, 2022 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18092 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20103 Achievement Points: 132566 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 261 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted March 26, 2022 1 minute ago, RobMc said: Is that a confession ' I pressed Timmahs button ' T shirts on sale in the XI shop soon Yes - and I had to wait in line behind .................... RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Timmah! Posted March 26, 2022 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 466 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5951 Content Per Day: 2.52 Reputation: 10335 Achievement Points: 50915 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Online Last Seen: Just now Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted March 26, 2022 11 minutes ago, TBB said: Yes - and I had to wait in line behind .................... Only my family doctor may have 'pressed my button' once during an - ahem - exam... had to check he was using one of his hands & not have both on my shoulders! =P baldie, TBB and RobMc 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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