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So my son (fromunda) lives in the same area as @EastCoast50

He sent me text from a dispatch from one of the local fire stations.  I have seen a lot of strange calls before....but not one quite like this. 

12727 ROWE RD
SUBJECT STUCK IN MANURE PIT
CO7, FATRK2
0945 hours (09)
— Need to cut chain link fence, deploy a ladder, and also a hose line to spray him off
— 0951 hours: Requesting EMS 🚑 // Now Due: R79
— 0953 hours: Requesting police // farmer doesn’t know who the person is
— 0954 hours: Subject is stuck up to his arm pits, possibly been there all night // concerned about hypothermia
— 0957 hours: Subject extricated // Cancel FATRK2
— 1007 hours: P79-2 will be transporting to Meritus shortly // fire units are packing up and will be clearing as well
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23 minutes ago, SGTSmeg said:

So my son (fromunda) lives in the same area as @EastCoast50

He sent me text from a dispatch from one of the local fire stations.  I have seen a lot of strange calls before....but not one quite like this. 

12727 ROWE RD
SUBJECT STUCK IN MANURE PIT
CO7, FATRK2
0945 hours (09)
— Need to cut chain link fence, deploy a ladder, and also a hose line to spray him off
— 0951 hours: Requesting EMS 🚑 // Now Due: R79
— 0953 hours: Requesting police // farmer doesn’t know who the person is
— 0954 hours: Subject is stuck up to his arm pits, possibly been there all night // concerned about hypothermia
— 0957 hours: Subject extricated // Cancel FATRK2
— 1007 hours: P79-2 will be transporting to Meritus shortly // fire units are packing up and will be clearing as well

EC apologises for the inconvenience to all, he was looking for rattlesnakes after a 'heavy session' and mistook the manure pit for his bed.

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@RobMc I got stuck in a cow's ass once. I don't want to talk about it.

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14 minutes ago, EastCoast50 said:

@RobMc I got stuck in a cow's ass once. I don't want to talk about it.

just once? ;) 

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4 hours ago, EastCoast50 said:

@RobMc I got stuck in a cow's ass once. I don't want to talk about it.

Reminds me of an old girl friend!!!!

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This is a Shitty story!

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It could be a fishing story? Blind EELS!

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That was some deep shit.....

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Was this person a Clan member? lol

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