RobMc Posted June 17, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted June 17, 2022 Exciting New Venture Sorry I’ve been away so long but I have been investing a lot of time and money into my new business, I’m sure you’ll wish me every success, and ladies if you’re passing by I’ll give XI people a 50% discount. (Just mention me to the Madam on the door) As you’ll all recall I (like most of my contemporaries) used Facebook for years, and very successful it was too, however it had it’s limitations, especially on finding public toilets in parks, Not many turned up, I suspect they got lost, uncannily the local Police did not have this problem and I am great friends now with most of the WPC’s, who have a penchant for handcuffs and beatings, perfect. I accidentally stumbled upon these premises for rent, only 5 minutes from the local girls sixth form college, and in time for the school holidays, how lucky am I ???? I was a bit disappointed with the door number and I petitioned the lady on reception at the council for a change of 1 digit. However she threw me out when she asked did I want it going up or going down and my reply was ‘both’, last time they get my vote. I offer the following amenities to the young ladies :- 1/. Nude bathing area, well to be truthful 2 bags of builders sand in a corner of the back yard with an old golf umbrella and a kids paddling pool, thoughtfully under the surveillance of the rear security camera. 2/. Hot Rod surprise car training area, I chopped the rear end with the back seat off a Mondeo, painted it red and installed blackout curtains. I offer one on one training to the young ladies on how to conduct themselves in boyfriends cars, I’m all heart me. The surprise comes at the start when they ask where the ‘Hot Rod’ is – bless them, the look on their faces is priceless as they grasp it. 3/. Sun beds, (3 available) one way mirrors with an LED bulb, interconnected so the voyeur can swap tables when required (underneath). They may not get a tan but they will be ‘hot’, at least to the voyeur. 4/. Hot Pool, they are required to play with no clothes on, snooker is also an option - get it?), strict house rule – no licking the balls, that is cheating. 5/. Gambling room – Strip Poker 6/. Fun room – Pin the tail on the sixth former 7/. Preparing for after school (special lessons given by myself and the madam) – Stripping, finding a decent pimp, Street corner etiquette, hotel room selection criteria, and how to dress and undress 8/. The Discovery room – In line with modern thinking on discovering your true sexual leanings in your teens, Rob offers one to one ‘discovery lessons’. It doesn’t take many to decide which way you swing, ps girls only please, cross dressers etc not welcome (That means you Chris). 9/. Pregnancy advice – Rob will demonstrate how to get pregnant, think of the benefits (UK readers will get this) Grand opening tomorrow, that’s me outside doing my sales pitch with one of my chicks in the background, wish me luck. J3st3r, Izumi , TheLastColdBeer and 17 others 2 15 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dot80 Posted June 17, 2022 Member ID: 2128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1070 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 1097 Achievement Points: 22528 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 01/15/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 12/06/1955 Device: Windows Share Posted June 17, 2022 I was just thinking about you a couple of days ago and here you are, RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
loaderXI Posted June 17, 2022 Member ID: 252 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 392 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 6417 Content Per Day: 1.20 Reputation: 6494 Achievement Points: 54337 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 30 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 21 hours ago Birthday: 03/22/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted June 17, 2022 Welcome back ya wanker ! Missed ya mate RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
*fry* Posted June 17, 2022 Member ID: 21315 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 14 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 181 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 151 Achievement Points: 1997 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/04/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 10:38 AM Birthday: 06/14/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted June 17, 2022 Aww bless you even managed to put yourself in the picture, and i see you've treated yourself to some new wheels. AbuXI, GHO5T and RobMc 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Smeggie Posted June 17, 2022 Member ID: 24118 Group: + COD4 Moderator Followers: 25 Topic Count: 54 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1078 Content Per Day: 0.36 Reputation: 2015 Achievement Points: 10017 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 02/19/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 01/23/1962 Device: Windows Share Posted June 17, 2022 But did you retire your trench coat? RobMc and TBB 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
lTplkey336 Posted June 17, 2022 Member ID: 27768 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 10 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 935 Content Per Day: 0.52 Reputation: 1133 Achievement Points: 7741 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 05/18/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted June 17, 2022 Hope thats a bottle of booze your holding and not your wanker! RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
VHS2 Posted June 17, 2022 Member ID: 2056 Group: + COD4 Moderator Followers: 52 Topic Count: 56 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1075 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 1132 Achievement Points: 9347 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/18/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 01/17/1960 Device: Android Share Posted June 17, 2022 2 hours ago, RobMc said: Exciting New Venture Sorry I’ve been away so long but I have been investing a lot of time and money into my new business, I’m sure you’ll wish me every success, and ladies if you’re passing by I’ll give XI people a 50% discount. (Just mention me to the Madam on the door) As you’ll all recall I (like most of my contemporaries) used Facebook for years, and very successful it was too, however it had it’s limitations, especially on finding public toilets in parks, Not many turned up, I suspect they got lost, uncannily the local Police did not have this problem and I am great friends now with most of the WPC’s, who have a penchant for handcuffs and beatings, perfect. I accidentally stumbled upon these premises for rent, only 5 minutes from the local girls sixth form college, and in time for the school holidays, how lucky am I ???? I was a bit disappointed with the door number and I petitioned the lady on reception at the council for a change of 1 digit. However she threw me out when she asked did I want it going up or going down and my reply was ‘both’, last time they get my vote. I offer the following amenities to the young ladies :- 1/. Nude bathing area, well to be truthful 2 bags of builders sand in a corner of the back yard with an old golf umbrella and a kids paddling pool, thoughtfully under the surveillance of the rear security camera. 2/. Hot Rod surprise car training area, I chopped the rear end with the back seat off a Mondeo, painted it red and installed blackout curtains. I offer one on one training to the young ladies on how to conduct themselves in boyfriends cars, I’m all heart me. The surprise comes at the start when they ask where the ‘Hot Rod’ is – bless them, the look on their faces is priceless as they grasp it. 3/. Sun beds, (3 available) one way mirrors with an LED bulb, interconnected so the voyeur can swap tables when required (underneath). They may not get a tan but they will be ‘hot’, at least to the voyeur. 4/. Hot Pool, they are required to play with no clothes on, snooker is also an option - get it?), strict house rule – no licking the balls, that is cheating. 5/. Gambling room – Strip Poker 6/. Fun room – Pin the tail on the sixth former 7/. Preparing for after school (special lessons given by myself and the madam) – Stripping, finding a decent pimp, Street corner etiquette, hotel room selection criteria, and how to dress and undress 8/. The Discovery room – In line with modern thinking on discovering your true sexual leanings in your teens, Rob offers one to one ‘discovery lessons’. It doesn’t take many to decide which way you swing, ps girls only please, cross dressers etc not welcome (That means you Chris). 9/. Pregnancy advice – Rob will demonstrate how to get pregnant, think of the benefits (UK readers will get this) Grand opening tomorrow, that’s me outside doing my sales pitch with one of my chicks in the background, wish me luck. Hot Rob! RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
VHS2 Posted June 17, 2022 Member ID: 2056 Group: + COD4 Moderator Followers: 52 Topic Count: 56 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1075 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 1132 Achievement Points: 9347 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/18/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 01/17/1960 Device: Android Share Posted June 17, 2022 2 hours ago, RobMc said: . Hot Pool, they are required to play with no clothes on, snooker is also an option - get it?), strict house rule – no licking the balls, that is cheating. Indeed, in France, we play snooker with a "queue" de billard RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
the baron Posted June 17, 2022 Member ID: 24952 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 3 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 121 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 165 Achievement Points: 1200 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/27/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 06/13/1985 Device: Windows Share Posted June 17, 2022 omfg there goes the neighborhood again.... who let him back in here?? HONEY!! where is that restraining order that you got with robs name on it??? RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
the baron Posted June 17, 2022 Member ID: 24952 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 3 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 121 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 165 Achievement Points: 1200 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/27/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 06/13/1985 Device: Windows Share Posted June 17, 2022 oh and before i forget it.... FU @RobMc loaderXI and RobMc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted June 17, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted June 17, 2022 3 hours ago, Dot80 said: I was just thinking about you a couple of days ago and here you are, A couple of days ago ???????????????? I think of you and Pia every night lol The times I've defrosted you and I'm forgotten Bitch Dot80, P!nk and SnullerDk 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobMc Posted June 17, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted June 17, 2022 2 hours ago, SGTSmeg said: But did you retire your trench coat? Of course not, starring in a new post soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaderXI Posted June 17, 2022 Member ID: 252 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 392 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 6417 Content Per Day: 1.20 Reputation: 6494 Achievement Points: 54337 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 30 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 21 hours ago Birthday: 03/22/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted June 17, 2022 3 hours ago, lTplkey336 said: Hope thats a bottle of booze your holding and not your wanker! Cleary could not be his wanker, poor guy has not seen it in decades RobMc and TBB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted June 17, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted June 17, 2022 47 minutes ago, loaderXI said: Cleary could not be his wanker, poor guy has not seen it in decades Or my toes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted June 17, 2022 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 264 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18127 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20137 Achievement Points: 132829 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted June 17, 2022 @RobMc ? robmc?? robmc who????? Oh - he's the >IDIOT< I picked on all the time RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
J3st3r Posted June 17, 2022 Member ID: 2162 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 153 Topic Count: 152 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5087 Content Per Day: 1.05 Reputation: 5009 Achievement Points: 44657 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 01/25/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 09:24 AM Birthday: 02/26/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted June 17, 2022 Hey look, @RobMc is back? missed ya bud. RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Timmah! Posted June 17, 2022 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 469 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5963 Content Per Day: 2.52 Reputation: 10345 Achievement Points: 51018 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted June 17, 2022 Was thinking 'Extended Dogging Tour'. RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted June 17, 2022 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 264 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18127 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20137 Achievement Points: 132829 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted June 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Timmah! said: Was thinking 'Extended Dogging Tour'. Is this the kind of dogging you mean???? (just @RobMc style - aren't you glad your posting again??? ) RobMc and BUDMAN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TheLastColdBeer Posted June 18, 2022 Member ID: 489 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 547 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4668 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5849 Achievement Points: 41028 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 09:44 AM Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted June 18, 2022 Right Rob, all that reading made me thirsty. Here, doing my bit for England. RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KaptCrunch Posted June 18, 2022 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 45 Topic Count: 295 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4455 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 3617 Achievement Points: 36422 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 39 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted June 18, 2022 beef eaters gin ? TheLastColdBeer and RobMc 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TheLastColdBeer Posted June 18, 2022 Member ID: 489 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 547 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4668 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5849 Achievement Points: 41028 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 09:44 AM Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted June 18, 2022 1 hour ago, KaptCrunch said: beef eaters gin ? Nooooo, Bombay. I'm sworn to fun, loyal to none. Next pix might be Boodles. RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted June 18, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted June 18, 2022 (edited) 10 hours ago, Timmah! said: Was thinking 'Extended Dogging Tour'. What a great idea Fishing vid ??? Edited June 18, 2022 by RobMc Timmah! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmah! Posted June 18, 2022 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 469 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5963 Content Per Day: 2.52 Reputation: 10345 Achievement Points: 51018 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted June 18, 2022 56 minutes ago, RobMc said: What a great idea Fishing vid ??? I'm off this Sunday, since my overtime- on that day, at least- was cancelled. Will find the videos I took of fishing & cobble them together. They go back to last Autumn. RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AusiGirl Posted June 18, 2022 Member ID: 20712 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 40 Topic Count: 115 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 853 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 1002 Achievement Points: 8440 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 12/22/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 12 Birthday: 06/08/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted June 18, 2022 welcome back rob now come in,and i will shoot ya! Timmah! and RobMc 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
SnullerDk Posted June 18, 2022 Member ID: 23800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 37 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 396 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 320 Achievement Points: 3439 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/15/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 10:37 AM Device: Windows Share Posted June 18, 2022 miss you Rob RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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