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Exciting New Venture

Sorry I’ve been away so long but I have been investing a lot of time and money into my new business, I’m sure you’ll wish me every success, and ladies if you’re passing by I’ll give XI people a 50% discount. (Just mention me to the Madam on the door)

As you’ll all recall I (like most of my contemporaries) used Facebook for years, and very successful it was too, however it had it’s limitations, especially on finding public toilets in parks, Not many turned up, I suspect they got lost, uncannily the local Police did not have this problem and I am great friends now with most of the WPC’s, who have a penchant for handcuffs and beatings, perfect.

I accidentally stumbled upon these premises for rent, only 5 minutes from the local girls sixth form college, and in time for the school holidays, how lucky am I ???? I was a bit disappointed with the door number and I petitioned the lady on reception at the council for a change of 1 digit. However she threw me out when she asked did I want it going up or going down and my reply was ‘both’, last time they get my vote.

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I offer the following amenities to the young ladies :-

1/. Nude bathing area, well to be truthful 2 bags of builders sand in a corner of the back yard with an old golf umbrella and a kids paddling pool, thoughtfully under the surveillance of the rear security camera.

2/. Hot Rod surprise car training area, I chopped the rear end with the back seat off a Mondeo, painted it red and installed blackout curtains. I offer one on one training to the young ladies on how to conduct themselves in boyfriends cars, I’m all heart me. The surprise comes at the start when they ask where the ‘Hot Rod’ is  – bless them, the look on their faces is priceless as they grasp it.

3/. Sun beds, (3 available) one way mirrors with an LED bulb, interconnected so the voyeur can swap tables when required (underneath). They may not get a tan but they will be ‘hot’, at least to the voyeur.

4/. Hot Pool, they are required to play with no clothes on, snooker is also an option - get it?), strict house rule – no licking the balls, that is cheating.

5/. Gambling room – Strip Poker

6/. Fun room – Pin the tail on the sixth former

7/. Preparing for after school (special lessons given by myself and the madam) – Stripping, finding a decent pimp, Street corner etiquette, hotel room selection criteria, and how to dress and undress

8/. The Discovery room – In line with modern thinking on discovering your true sexual leanings in your teens, Rob offers one to one ‘discovery lessons’. It doesn’t take many to decide which way you swing, ps girls only please, cross dressers etc not welcome (That means you Chris).

9/. Pregnancy advice – Rob will demonstrate how to get pregnant, think of the benefits (UK readers will get this)

 

 

Grand opening tomorrow, that’s me outside doing my sales pitch with one of my chicks in the background, wish me luck.

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I was just thinking   about you a couple  of days ago and here you are,

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Aww bless you even managed to put yourself in the picture, and i see you've treated yourself to some new wheels. 

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But did you retire your trench coat?

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Hope thats a bottle of booze your holding and not your wanker!

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2 hours ago, RobMc said:

Exciting New Venture

Sorry I’ve been away so long but I have been investing a lot of time and money into my new business, I’m sure you’ll wish me every success, and ladies if you’re passing by I’ll give XI people a 50% discount. (Just mention me to the Madam on the door)

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2/. Hot Rod surprise car training area, I chopped the rear end with the back seat off a Mondeo, painted it red and installed blackout curtains. I offer one on one training to the young ladies on how to conduct themselves in boyfriends cars, I’m all heart me. The surprise comes at the start when they ask where the ‘Hot Rod’ is  – bless them, the look on their faces is priceless as they grasp it.

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9/. Pregnancy advice – Rob will demonstrate how to get pregnant, think of the benefits (UK readers will get this)

 

 

Grand opening tomorrow, that’s me outside doing my sales pitch with one of my chicks in the background, wish me luck.

Hot Rob! :yes

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2 hours ago, RobMc said:

. Hot Pool, they are required to play with no clothes on, snooker is also an option - get it?), strict house rule – no licking the balls, that is cheating.

Indeed, in France, we play snooker with a "queue" de billard :pardon:

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omfg there goes the neighborhood again.... who let him back in here??

HONEY!! where is that restraining order that you got with robs name on it???

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oh and before i forget it....

FU @RobMc

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3 hours ago, Dot80 said:

I was just thinking   about you a couple  of days ago and here you are,

A couple of days ago ????????????????

I think of you and Pia every night lol

The times I've defrosted you and I'm forgotten

Bitch   🤣

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2 hours ago, SGTSmeg said:

But did you retire your trench coat?

Of course not, starring in a new post soon

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3 hours ago, lTplkey336 said:

Hope thats a bottle of booze your holding and not your wanker!

Cleary could not be his wanker, poor guy has not seen it in decades 🤪

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47 minutes ago, loaderXI said:

Cleary could not be his wanker, poor guy has not seen it in decades 🤪

Or my toes 🤣

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@RobMc ?  robmc??  robmc who?????   :rofl:8P:rofl:

Oh - he's the >IDIOT< I picked on all the time      :yahoo:

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Hey look, @RobMc is back? missed ya bud. 😉

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Was thinking 'Extended Dogging Tour'.

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2 hours ago, Timmah! said:

Was thinking 'Extended Dogging Tour'.

Is this the kind of dogging you mean????  :rofl:   (just @RobMc style - aren't you glad your posting again???   8P)

How To Stop Your Dog From Humping - Dog Zen

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Right Rob, all that reading made me thirsty. Here, doing my bit for England.

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beef eaters gin ?

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1 hour ago, KaptCrunch said:

beef eaters gin ?

Nooooo, Bombay. I'm sworn to fun, loyal to none. Next pix might be Boodles.

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10 hours ago, Timmah! said:

Was thinking 'Extended Dogging Tour'.

What a great idea

Fishing vid ???

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56 minutes ago, RobMc said:

What a great idea

Fishing vid ???

I'm off this Sunday, since my overtime- on that day, at least- was cancelled.  Will find the videos I took of fishing & cobble them together.  They go back to last Autumn.

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welcome back rob now come in,and  i will shoot ya!

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miss you Rob 🙂

 

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