RobMc Posted July 13, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted July 13, 2022 No that's not you Budman and TBB, My most faithful and loving friend was my Border Collie Jess, bought from a farm on the Otterburn ranges From being a pup that dog followed me everywhere, slept at my feet, and worshipped the ground I walked on (not just you eh? @Majbasil) One day I went into the bath, and being tired I think I fell asleep Unbeknown to me he had lain down at the side of the bath I woke up with the water lukewarm and quickly stepped out of the bath Not realising he was there I stepped on his tail He was asleep too, and in a purely reflex action turned and bit my dick Had to get him put down Broke all his teeth BUDMAN, Sourtap, EastCoast50 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastCoast50 Posted July 13, 2022 Member ID: 25026 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 109 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 530 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 1028 Achievement Points: 7124 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 11:46 PM Device: Windows Share Posted July 13, 2022 You probably deserved it! Also, we can start a GoFundMe page for his new teeth, but not your dick. jointz and RobMc 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted July 13, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted July 13, 2022 It's an old one I've done before but still funny so thought I'd repeat it, how are you buddy? jointz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourtap Posted July 13, 2022 Member ID: 24842 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1413 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2205 Achievement Points: 14731 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 07/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 09/12/1989 Device: Windows Share Posted July 13, 2022 Gawd I missed ya Rob RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobMc Posted July 13, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted July 13, 2022 9 minutes ago, Sourtap said: Gawd I missed ya Rob Thanks for that buddy, some did, some didn't, that's life ps Look out the ones that didn't Sourtap 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted July 13, 2022 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18101 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20115 Achievement Points: 132634 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 13, 2022 Now I've got a problem - I call you Penis Breath cause you're a Dick Head - you say he bit you're head off??? OK - now I'll just call you pussy breath!!!! RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sourtap Posted July 13, 2022 Member ID: 24842 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1413 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2205 Achievement Points: 14731 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 07/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 09/12/1989 Device: Windows Share Posted July 13, 2022 33 minutes ago, RobMc said: Thanks for that buddy, some did, some didn't, that's life ps Look out the ones that didn't Trust me, I know what it's like in here to not be missed if i dissapear for some time Gotta love it RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastCoast50 Posted July 14, 2022 Member ID: 25026 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 109 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 530 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 1028 Achievement Points: 7124 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 11:46 PM Device: Windows Share Posted July 14, 2022 10 hours ago, RobMc said: It's an old one I've done before but still funny so thought I'd repeat it, how are you buddy? Living the retired dream. Also avoiding my angry pugs after a shower. jointz and RobMc 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted July 14, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted July 14, 2022 Now you don't expect us to believe they can reach it without step ladders ??? Come on now EC EastCoast50 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AusiGirl Posted July 14, 2022 Member ID: 20712 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 40 Topic Count: 115 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 853 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 1002 Achievement Points: 8440 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 12/22/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 12 Birthday: 06/08/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted July 14, 2022 you be good rob, they have strap on,s these days. EastCoast50 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted July 14, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted July 14, 2022 1 hour ago, AusiGirl said: you be good rob, they have strap on,s these days. Anything you recommend dear?? TBB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AusiGirl Posted July 14, 2022 Member ID: 20712 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 40 Topic Count: 115 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 853 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 1002 Achievement Points: 8440 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 12/22/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 12 Birthday: 06/08/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted July 14, 2022 lol heaps at the love heart shop RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted July 14, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted July 14, 2022 6 hours ago, AusiGirl said: lol heaps at the love heart shop You obviously research these things? in the 'heaps' at the 'love heart shop' are there any particular ones that appeal to you? When you rummage through them, at 'the love heart shop' what appeals to you? size, width, rigidity or flavour? We are fascinated with Aussie shopping, strewth Sheila, I never knew you had it in you (OMG what have I just said????) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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