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Put some ink in the leg today.   The fiancé has also been after me to do a tattoo, so I helped her through this one.  It took around 3 3-hour sessions before she'd let me share any photos.

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17 minutes ago, TBB said:

Nice TAT - but we'll have to let @RobMc determine if it's a nice cock - that's his specialty   :rofl:

Looks foul to me, but probably tastes like chicken, looks like he blew a fortune on it ?

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47 minutes ago, RobMc said:

Looks foul to me, but probably tastes like chicken, looks like he blew a fortune on it ?

'fowl',  you mean?

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This reminds me of a stand of dead oaks in the middle of some woods I've visited over the years while hiking, deer hunting... replete with some crows that like to frequent the area.

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Holy shit!  A rooster on a chicken leg!  

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It's killer man.  All of em.   you're a  whole atmosphere.   
People can choose their words around you better now. 

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8 hours ago, Timmah! said:

'fowl',  you mean?

Yes but deliberately spelt incorrectly as 'a play on words', come on now Guru ?

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11 hours ago, TBB said:

Nice TAT - but we'll have to let @RobMc determine if it's a nice cock - that's his specialty   :rofl:

Old joke

The old farmer in Ireland says to his son 'Heres £30, get yourself to the market on Saturday and buy a new cock, the old ones on it's last legs'

So dutifully the lad walks 10 miles into town, of course in the market square the pubs are open, being hot and thirsty he pops into one. The inevitable happens and he spends the money on drink, only £1 remains, OMG he thinks, my Dad will beat me black and blue.

In desperation he goes around the sellers trying in vain to buy a healthy cockerel for £1, no luck. Then he comes across a stall where this cock is on a chain with a hood on it's head. Puzzled he asks the vendor why?, seeing his chance the vendor gives his sales pitch about not wanting to tire it out in the sun, but assures the boy that the cock is insatiable and just what he needs, so the deal is done.

Arriving back at the farm the old farmer looks sceptically at the raggy bird, but decides to give it a chance, they go to the first henhouse, undo the chain and remove the hood. The cock blinks twice in the sunlight then jumps through the henhouse door, feathers fly everywhere and the squawking is tremendous. Five minutes later the cock struts out of the henhouse and dives in the next one, same thing, feathers fly. 

They look in the first henhouse and the hens are exhausted, literally shagged out, pleased the farmer says to his son 'lets have a cup of tea while the cock does his business'.

They are just pouring the tea when glancing out of the window they see the cock, eyes closed on his back in the middle of the yard with vultures circling overhead. Thinking he's overdone it and dead they rush to the cock, just as they arrive he opens one eye, and from the corner of his beak says :-

'piss off, they'll be down in a minute'

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@Shadow You've got a French leg, though... :pardon:

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17 hours ago, Timmah! said:

Holy shit!  A rooster on a chicken leg!  

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no truer statement ever made , haha.

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5 hours ago, VHS2 said:

@Shadow You've got a French leg, though... :pardon:

You shouldn't be admiring it Vincent 😉

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10 hours ago, RobMc said:

Old joke

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So dutifully the lad walks 10 miles into town, of course in the market square the pubs are open, being hot and thirsty he pops into one. The inevitable happens and he spends the money on drink, only £1 remains, OMG he thinks, my Dad will beat me black and blue.

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'piss off, they'll be down in a minute'

you certainly know good cocks

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4 hours ago, Shadow said:

no truer statement ever made , haha.

Seriously,  what's the stories behind your arriving at these 2?

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damn i really wanted to see some cock

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That is some serious ink.  Nice

Opto

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5 hours ago, Timmah! said:

Seriously,  what's the stories behind your arriving at these 2?

Well I had an old 90's style zig zag arm band tattoo.  She has been asking me to do a tattoo on me.  I have been skeptical, because they fucking hurt, lol.   she showed me this idea as a cover up and I liked it.   She was nervous, it hurt, there may have been some heated words,  wouldn't trade it for nothing.   The rooster was just a stupid idea that brought a smile to my face, and I hope that it continues to do so.

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4 hours ago, Ranger said:

damn i really wanted to see some cock

Try the mirror!!!    8P

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3 hours ago, TBB said:

Try the mirror!!!    8P

I did

I fainted

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mine is below my nee ;) 

nice art ;) 

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13 hours ago, RobMc said:

I did

I fainted

Don't understand why you fainted - nothing to see!!!!

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6 hours ago, TBB said:

Here's mine

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Zoom out from between those toes and heck yeah, that's an impressive length.  Maybe there'll be a good Fantastic 4 movie afterall.

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On 7/17/2022 at 6:36 AM, VHS2 said:

@Shadow You've got a French leg, though... :pardon:

 

Knew there was a leg man here somewhere. lol  Kissy Kissy  @VHS2

 

22 hours ago, TBB said:

Here's mine

knees.JPG.a2cc30fd4f129c32ea8f2037f9894f7b.JPG

 

lol That's @ANGU5 No wonder we don't see @Gatorgirl online very often. Poor girl. :lol:

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On 7/16/2022 at 11:59 PM, RobMc said:

Yes but deliberately spelt incorrectly as 'a play on words', come on now Guru ?

Well, there's one of your problems right there: seeing me as a guru of anything other than bullshitting.

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