A cock and a pussy

[AusiGirl]

A cat and a rooster - lifelong friends - are walking through the forest and starting to get hungry. Eventually they come to a stream and notice some food on the other side. While the stream isn't very wide, it is fast moving, and there is no easy way to cross.

The rooster is so hungry at this point that he decides he's going to try and jump the stream. He struts back, turns, then runs towards the stream flapping his wings for all he's worth. He jumps, flutters wildly, and just makes it to the other side. It is ugly and a little scary, but the rooster is now free to happily chow down.

"Come on, cat! It's an easy jump and there's plenty of food over here!" The rooster calls to his friend.

So the cat, a little nervous due to his natural dislike of water, figures if the rooster can do it, he can do it too. The cat takes a few steps back and makes a running leap - landing smack in the middle of the stream, where he's swept away splashing and sputtering.

The moral of the story? Behind every satisfied cock, there's a wet pussy.

 

Edited July 18, 2022 by AusiGirl