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Is it the heat?


RobMc

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You must have heard about it because British media have banged on and on about it, we have a mini heatwave where for 2 days the temp MAY reach 40 degrees C in some parts of the country. Trains can't run, people being told to stay home and more government warnings than a third world war, amazingly from the same people who jet off for a fortnight in Turkey or the Maldives, where it apparently doesn't have the same effect. Those in Aussie, Florida or California would get a chuckle at this lot, do your trains stop too?

Anyway I was going through a Starbucks drive through on my mobility scooter this morning, and as the lady bent down to hand me the coffee (not good coffee) I handed her a ten pound note. 'Have you not got anything smaller' she snarled, 'only my dick' I replied, the look on her face was priceless, must be the heat.

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SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!

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Now that was funny.

Its only 34 here in Toronto. With humidity around 38/40c. Was a little hot for golf but bearable, next time ill wear my shorts, that should do it.  

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Did u atleast offer her the tip? Not talking about the cash

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