TBB Posted September 9 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 255 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17535 Content Per Day: 3.45 Reputation: 19231 Achievement Points: 128496 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 224 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted September 9 Since it was such a crappy day I sat in my recliner and started thinking about life and came to realize that: As I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore, a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband. Lance Armstrong… I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races, while on drugs. Hell, when I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my fucking bike. Drive By…. Someone broke into my house last week. They didn't take my TV, just the remote. Now they drive by and change the channels. The Sick bastards!!! The Agony of Aging… On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back”. Video Scam…. Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's all about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed. Pregnant Prostitute… Doctor asks a pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?" "Hey dumb ass, she replied, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one TheLastColdBeer, lTplkey336, KaptCrunch and 6 others 3 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
lTplkey336 Posted September 9 Member ID: 27768 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 874 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 1047 Achievement Points: 7255 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 05/18/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted September 9 So when are you going professional at the comedy clubs. Pretty good material! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted September 10 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 255 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17535 Content Per Day: 3.45 Reputation: 19231 Achievement Points: 128496 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 224 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Author Share Posted September 10 34 minutes ago, lTplkey336 said: So when are you going professional at the comedy clubs. Pretty good material! I thought >XI< was a comedy club lTplkey336 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
major-mark63 Posted September 10 Member ID: 23233 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 20 Topic Count: 41 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2211 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 1761 Achievement Points: 17612 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/10/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 08/11/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted September 10 18 hours ago, TBB said: Since it was such a crappy day I sat in my recliner and started thinking about life and came to realize that: As I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore, a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband. Lance Armstrong… I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races, while on drugs. Hell, when I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my fucking bike. Drive By…. Someone broke into my house last week. They didn't take my TV, just the remote. Now they drive by and change the channels. The Sick bastards!!! The Agony of Aging… On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back”. Video Scam…. Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's all about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed. Pregnant Prostitute… Doctor asks a pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?" "Hey dumb ass, she replied, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one...... you forgot to put: makes you fart!!! (after one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Labob Posted September 10 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 337 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8169 Content Per Day: 1.57 Reputation: 5823 Achievement Points: 52857 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted September 10 13 hours ago, TBB said: I thought >XI< was a comedy club No is a freak show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Snap Posted September 10 Member ID: 27916 Group: ++ Insurgency Admin Followers: 3 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 352 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 302 Achievement Points: 2269 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/19/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted September 10 Very funny post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted September 10 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 151 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6832 Content Per Day: 1.33 Reputation: 4353 Achievement Points: 57212 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Android Share Posted September 10 My favorite... Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore, a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband. TheLastColdBeer and lTplkey336 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TheLastColdBeer Posted September 10 Member ID: 489 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 546 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 4660 Content Per Day: 0.90 Reputation: 5836 Achievement Points: 40842 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 08:22 AM Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted September 10 Sitting in a recliner. lol, reminded me of Jim Stafford's show in Branson. He said after the show he was going to play mechanic, had to put a rear end in a recliner. TBB and KaptCrunch 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KaptCrunch Posted September 10 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 279 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 4234 Content Per Day: 0.82 Reputation: 3360 Achievement Points: 34757 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 34 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 54 minutes ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted September 10 18 hours ago, lTplkey336 said: So when are you going professional at the comedy clubs. Pretty good material! thought TBB on writers strike, keeping a sharp pencil for when he goes back to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted September 11 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 255 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17535 Content Per Day: 3.45 Reputation: 19231 Achievement Points: 128496 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 224 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Author Share Posted September 11 11 hours ago, Labob said: No is a freak show Welcome to the club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Labob Posted September 11 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 337 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8169 Content Per Day: 1.57 Reputation: 5823 Achievement Points: 52857 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted September 11 20 minutes ago, TBB said: Welcome to the club I like to think I'm in the top 10 XI freaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted September 11 Member ID: 3036 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9417 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 7514 Achievement Points: 62527 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 26 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: iPhone Share Posted September 11 The writers union shall hear of this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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