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Town getting ready for Christmas and a beautiful Winters sunset.

Took me 3 years of dating and "listening" while I could've just go and buy me one....lesson learned!

The fish didn't make it out alive so it is a promising start. Can't wait to teach him Ftag! 8 weeks old

Glad to see you finally got a little pussy @Jeroen v.2

Lol

So I've invented the perfect drink for Call of Duty, and studied its effectiveness over the last few weeks of playing freeze tag. I share with you fine folks now the results: First, the drink. You may have to improvise some of the ingredients if you're not a chemistry/physics teacher. Also, it helps to be Irish Catholic. Irish for the genetic tolerance to alcohol, and Catholic to have the training in dealing with the guilt over things you do when you drink. The property tax bill is optional. But it helps in developing the proper level of anger to maximize in-game motivation to kill people. You start by taking a tumbler glass that you just tried to make a vodka martini in but then dumped out when you realized you don't have any olives. Don't clean it. Take three shots of very good bourbon and pour over ice that's been in the freezer since the first Obama administration. Put a teaspoon of sugar in. Then two shots of bitters that have been in your cabinet for at least a year. Go to the fridge to find a lemon to rind so you can finish the old-fashioned you're trying to make, and realize you don't have any. Remember you've never had any, because you don't like lemons. Grab some orange preserves instead and, using your pinky finger as a measuring device, put the end of one finger of the preserves into the tumbler. Then a shot of Irish Whisky, to honor the ancestors. Then another shot of Irish Whisky for flavor. Stir with your pointer finger, before realizing that you haven't washed your hands since setting up a chemistry lab that uses lead and manganese compounds. Set it on top of your incredibly absurd property tax bill as a coaster, which is in turn on top of the four hours of work you have to do before class tomorrow but won't bother starting until the drink is gone. Enjoy. I named it the Dirty Old Fashioned Inbred Irishman, after myself. And attached is the summary of data I've collected on the efficacy of this beverage in game, along with some anecdotal commentary on some recurring patterns I've noticed while collecting data. Sláinte Idiots!

The women in the family decided to call him Rebbel (ugh...). But I promised @KillerKitty to call him killer!

The cat came in that box..... look on the right.. CAT 1

> After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. > > Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze. > > The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?" > > "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays but I fish on Fridays.

I'm listening to this, lol as I wash the dishes..hahaha...

Got this on black Friday sale $33 badass game hard ass hell though very hard but nice. Check it out! https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/

Steam: -Draco->XI< Got my butt kicked last night by them zombies...

He has female costumes of all animals...He's an equal opportunity cross dresser...

bon anniversaire bandit

Obviously that's his workplace for the weekends.... *hint hint*

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

Happy Birthday Bandit, hope u have a great day

Happy Birthday and have a great day

Happy b-day Bandit

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!

Alles Gute und herzlichen Glückwunsch.

Thanks for keeping it "fresh"!

Thanks bud.

day z kind of feel, but with objectives. looks great.

Really great game, worth it

new maps ?

mike when he was blk...lmao

i cannot see you playing this rotation again for at least 6 months

Frenchie souhaite que son était si grand - alors peut-être qu'il n'aurait pas à utiliser une loupe pour le trouver FU Frenchi

If so just send a picture of your Genitalia to this strange lady lol.

Let us know how it works out for you. Lol

Made a trip through Tioga pass in Yosemite on my way to Reno

Dam BC come Monday AC/DC And as for your new profile pic a big HELL YEAH Dam BC come Monday a

Foo Fighters....