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  1. JohnnyDos

    Police Test

    > > > > > > > How do you tell the difference between a Canadian Police Officer, an Australian Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish Police Officer? > > Consider this test scenario: > > QUESTION:You're a policeman, on duty by yourself. You are walking on a deserted street late at night.Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams something that sounds like obscenities, raises the knife and lunges at you. > > You are carrying your truncheon and are an expert in using it. However, you have only a split second to react before he reaches you. What do you do? > > ANSWERS: > > Canadian Police Officer: > > Firstly, the Officer must consider the man's human rights. > > 1) Does the man look poor and/or oppressed? > > 2) Is he newly arrived in this country and does not yet understand the law? > > 3) Is this really a knife or a ceremonial dagger? > > 4) Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? > > 5) Am I dressed provocatively? > > 6) Could I run away? > > 7) Could I possibly swing my truncheon and knock the knife out of his hand? > > Should I try and negotiate with him to discuss his wrong-doings? > > 9) Why am I carrying a truncheon anyway and what kind of message does this send to society? > > 10) Does he definitely want to kill me or would he be content just to wound me? > > 11) If I were to grab his knees and hold on, would he still want to stab and kill me? > > 12) If I raise my truncheon and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed if he falls over, knocks his head and kills himself? > > 13) If I hurt him and lose the subsequent court case, does he have the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and the loss of my family home? > > > Australian Police Officer: > > BANG ! > > > American Police Officer: > > BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! > > 'Click'...Reload...BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! > > > Glasgow Police Officer: > > "Haw, Jimmie....! Drop the wee knifie reight noo, unless ye want it stuck up yer arse!
    4 points
  2. Dukoo

    Donating to the clan

    At the moment there is no other option then paypal, or visa/master card stand alone or trough paypal. I do also strongly believe we need more options. There's loads of country's like The Netherlands where having a creditcard is not a regulair thing. We have our own banking system with a whole other system of paying. So mabye it would be nice to add an extra donation system om the forums wich can be very eazy done. Rugger might wants to look into this and open a SKRILL account so that the EU users also eazy can donate. Skrill also handels visa and mastercard but also offers IDEAL and other country's payment systems.
    3 points
  3. So, this song serves a dual purpose......love Godsmack, and this song.........plus, a little eye-candy entertainment for your enjoyment.......nothing like a good pole dance
    3 points
  4. I could listen to this song A LOT
    3 points
  5. One of my very favorite songs I used to sing when I was in a band
    3 points
  6. Sourtap

    Donating to the clan

    Heya all, I've tried to donate to the server several times but it only can be done through paypal or creditcard. I have neither of those. Lost my paypal login codes and since I never use it I do not plan on putting in all the effort of getting the details back. Is there an alternative way to donate, maybe make it possible for IDEAL payments? Just wanna spread some love now and again in stead of making people feel butthurt (save the jokes!) and ragequit.....
    2 points
  7. Take a big toke,depression is gone.Proof below,do I look depressed.Eyes are a bit squinty but I can see,I lost my hair but cured that with a >XI< Hat,I don't get bored cause people that get bored are boring people and to prevent boredom I get up very early and play RB6 for a few hours with a clan member(s) daily after that I take my Boxer out to a dog park to socialize with other dogs and me with people.Don't need all this holy roller stuff at least not for me.
    2 points
  8. OK it's Bragging Rights time Guys and Gals.... Let's see some of your in game exploits please.... Here are 3 of mine recently...
    1 point
  9. Server up and running
    1 point
  10. just waiting on tech to get back to me and everything will be up and rdy to go
    1 point
  11. cool deal, Sum...I will get the game you play the most and jump in with ya....glad to see you're still around.
    1 point
  12. I don't play anything this clan has servers for anymore m8, gave the Battlefield thing a go but of course everytime they bring a new game out everyone leaves the old game to go and play that, BF1 looked fantastic and even though i was pretty shitty at it i played solidly for about 3 months until i realised that actually even though i had paid for all the DLC's which costs a lot of money and i have never played at all it was fucking shit lol, played Insurgency for a while (will probably buy the new one when it comes out in the new year) last 2 years i have been mostly playing Rainbow six siege which i really like unlike these other games that rip you off making you pay for the game twice with DLC's this game keeps giving you all new Operators and maps for free, all you have to do is keep playing the game and earn your points in game, it is now going into it's third year, it's a great game...no silly run n gun but 5 on 5 on various maps, one team attacks one team defends and you only get 3 minutes to achieve your objective or kill all the enemy, Operators have many different skills which keeps the game fresh, if you play like a douche and run straight in like a COD player you will die and not respawn until round is over so you have to try and stay alive and work as a team to help your teammates win the game, also just racked about 105 hours up in Ghost Recon wildlands in just a few weeks, this is also a fantastic beautiful and massive game, we also very briefly had a Rising Storm Vietnam server which i played on but they got rid of it because we couldnt fill it even though other game servers are always empty but are left alone, the server was supposed to be coming back but after waiting for 2 months i think the bottom has dropped out of that one, anyway enough about me sweety how are you doing lol.
    1 point
  13. 216k damage with the Kagero? Very nice....I have it but cant use it well yet.... I don't cap screens a lot I forget but I am not sure I ever broke the 100k mark on damage....have unleashed the Kraken a few times though....
    1 point
  14. nice picture Johnny, you handsome brute, look a bit like your boxer ??
    1 point
  15. LOCO

    Boomboom game selfie

    @iboomboom
    1 point
  16. Another favorite from the band days.......
    1 point
  17. RIP jhonny hallyday , c était notre elvis presley . Que dieu prenne soins de lui pour tous le bien qu il as donné a tous les francophone , il était comme moi , il aimais le rock le blues l amérique ....
    1 point
  18. What do you listen to when you can't sleep?
    1 point
  19. Yay nacho! And you dont even need a copy of the admin hack! You already have it!
    1 point
  20. Dessy

    mw2 ft mod questions

    i always liked the worse enemy thing from black ops one that would be cool.
    1 point
  21. Well before I read the whole thread I thought you were making some kind of Canadian humor about how we have a giant statue of a nutsack inside a vagina. Don't I feel like an asshole now.
    1 point
  22. I wasn't depressed until i saw this post....i am now!
    1 point
  23. You can start a Christmas song post if you like m8....someone usually does every year
    1 point
  24. You gotta love compassionate Christian Seniors A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38 !’ (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may beforgiven.) The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.' 'Scripture?' replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!" Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember: Knowing scripture may save your life - in more ways than one.
    1 point
  25. I don’t like pre-buying games with early access; by the it’s done you’re bored with it and playing something else. But it looks promising.
    1 point
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