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I found this random pic and immediately thought of @ANGU5 for some reason. Any ideas why that would happen?

Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you're broke? Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe, you believe them but, if they tell you there is wet paint, you have to touch it to check? Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the first end you try? How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures? Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place? And my FAVORITE¦ The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're OK, then it's you. ~~~Now send this on to your friends and make them smile too!~~~ **A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine! And a day without sunshine is, like, night.** Happy New Years and see you next year.

Why were you thinking of Angus...I'm not judging. I know it gets lonely at sea lol

@ANGU5 is driving at the moment, he said hold that thought....

If your not too hung over, there will be a couple small events happening on New Years day(That's January 1st for those that don't know) at >XI<. We just had the COD2 event for the memorial event so we are gonna do COD4 and COD5 this time around. We have a couple new servers for each of these games and I think it would be fun to get a large group on these servers and start off the new year with something new. The events will be open to everyone to come and celebrate New years. Below are the times and server IP addresses Noon Central Time will be the COD4 event. 6pm GMT I bumped up the slots to 48, its running the same mod as the Freezetag server. This is TDM with all the killstreaks so it should get pretty crazy in there. You can play as long as you like but it would be nice to get a large group there at Noon central time 63.251.20.148:28960 Aabsolute >XI< MW2 TDM 2pm Central Time will be the COD5 event. 8pm GMT This is a DM server with the gravity lowered so you can fly around and kill as many people as you can, same as the COD4, play as long as you would like but lets try to get a large group there at 2pm central 162.248.95.150:28960 >XI< DM Ace Mod Low Gravity Hope you all can make an appearance and start off the new year with a bang. Thanks for reading and enjoy your next year here at >XI<

Dictionary.com: Vegemite [vej-uh-mahyt] An Australian extract used as a flavoring or spread, made by mixing equal parts of Kangaroo ejaculate and Wombat excretion in a base of fermented Platypus urine.

Go for the sampler, one of each...

Got a shiny new ice fishing rig last year and never got to use it. Disappointing but no ice, no ice fishing. The cold weather here so far this year has been very cold and ice conditions allowed me to take the rig out for it's first trip. Caught 2 nice sized walleye on the first trip out. I had low expectations so the fish were a pleasant surprise. I'm fishing on Saginaw Bay Michigan, which is part of Lake Huron, one of the 5 great Lakes.

Last day of this year. I wish everyone a very Happy New Year, and hope to have full servers next year.

You always go for the outside targets here first, then you can squeeze them all together with your face in the middle... Lol yummy...

at home with the kiddos ...too fuckin cold be out and about plus i like ending one yr and starting the next with them..kinda our tradition....also keeps me outta handcuffs on this drunkin holiday ....be safe everyone and have a great start to ur new year!

Hey Bosun, upon first glance at your picture (which is very beautiful and tastefully-done, sir), all I could think of was the Disney classic "1,001 Dalmatians." Take another look at your picture . . . Lol. What was the original topic again? Ayaq

I think he might hold more then just that thought.

I wish you all a happy and safe new year.

We asked for the jump trick to be taken away while doing kill steaks now that it is gone you are vulnrable deal with it complainers. Oh I want to be invincible while I get in my car I want to be invincible when I do my killstreak whaa whaa shut up. Lol

The thing in the green sweater!!

Since this afternoon, I do not have any sound in game. Teamspeak is working fine but can't hear anybody ingame and I think they cannot hear me. Voice chat is enabled ingame and the little 'mic test bar' also shows that my mic is working fine. I do not have any people muted and didn't change any settings in my volumecenter or something. Worked fine this morning but when I started playing this afternoon it didn't... Anybody any ideas on how to fix it? Had the same issue but then with teamspeak (couldnt hear/talk in TS but I could ingame). But I don't remember how that got resolved back then... Probably won't read replies today cause in about an hour or 3 I will probably be hammered and not capable of reading properly ( ) Have a good new year all!

I hope you all have a happy and safe New Years. Hopefully 2018 is much better than 2017.

I am in Myrtle Beach South Carolina .

Happy Birthday Raven, hope u have a good one

Happy Birthday Raven

he is living the dream.

Happy birthday, sorry it's late missed it first time.

Hello Queen! Just setting up my Port Forwarding again! Had to reset my router bc my gf got inside and got all technical; which screwed everything up! I should be playing soon!

trop moderne pour moi pred , fook off pred lol

Damn @RobMc, that sucks. Best of luck to ya!

you follow GODFLESH with Katy Perry ?.......huh....? okay IQ, here's my version of Miss Perry

Well, well, well (sung like Cindi Lauper in the "We Are the World" benefit-song), @Ravenis celebrating his birthday, eh? Raven is well known for giving toy boats as presents to young boys, so one of his nomenclatures is "Lord Raven, Count of Give-A-Ship." Since he is also remembered as one who made sure that the kids were snuggled in their beds at nighttime, he is further known as "Count Raven, Duke of Gives-A-Tuck." Happy birthday to you, Sir Raven. Ayaq

Well I just learned alot of what I just don't know but all I can say to all of you is GIT-R-DONE!!!

That would be it....

Thanks Jeroen v.2, Sonovabich, and J3st3rXI. Also want to Thank Angelz for the new SIG...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, my french friend....

Is that the Stuff spoken about in the old song by Men at Work "Land Down Under"...? "Buying Bread from a Man from Brussels, 6'4" and full of muscles" "I said do you speak my language? He just smiled and gave ma a Vegemite Sandwich" Is this a Australian Condiment? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

Happy birthday Frenchie.

Joyeux anniversaire Didier ! Mieux vaut tard que jamais :-) Tiens une belle Renault F1... en légo

Happy Birthday Raven!

enjoy it @FRENCHI

Well I am working as usual "somewhere in the Indian Ocean" ... On New Years Day I hope to get most of the guys ashore here for some down time and relaxation for a couple of hours.

Oklahoma! Whoop whoop!

#define LOCAL_OWCLASS_LOADOUT( slotx, sloty, statoffset, iconsizex, iconsizey)\ PREPROC_SHADER_DRAW_ALIGNED( (CC_ICON_ORIGIN_X + slotx * CC_ICON_OFFSET_X) (CC_ICON_ORIGIN_Y + CC_ICON_OFFSET_Y * sloty) iconsizex iconsizey LOADOUT_ALIGN, ORIGIN_LOADOUT, tablelookup( "mp/statstable.csv", 0, stat(localVarInt(ui_classType_stat) + statoffset ), 6 ), 1 1 1 1, 0, 1, 1 1 1 1 visible when( stat(localVarInt(ui_classType_stat) + statoffset ) > 0 && localVarInt( ui_highlight ) > 0 ) ; ) That kind of shit isnt easy. Tell me why I would do that for those I dont like. Heh.

If I didnt like you I wouldnt at this moment be modding. Lets see. This afternoon, added graphic elements so that when you mouse over the 10 custom class options you see the individual loadout icons at a glance without having to select it first. Will be to the left of the character images.

BIG CONGRATS!!!... I became an auntie Tuesday so I guess we are ending the year in an amazing way Reaper

i woke up in between memory and the dream

A game you can win without killing anyone? hmm, i might have a chance of winning then because i can't kill any fucker.....but at least you get to run around for 30 minutes picking up nice shirts though.