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Men's Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 'ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problemonly if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus didNOTneed directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, notA color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, itwillbe scratched.. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as hunting, fishing, golfing, or something with wheels. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape.RoundIS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Here's mine

The seven dwarves go to the Vatican, and because they are THE seven dwarves, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey Leads the pack. “Dopey, my son,” says the Pope, “what can I do for you?” Dopey asks, “Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?” The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, “No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.” In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back. “Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?” The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, “No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.” This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them, with an angry glare. Dopey turns back and says, “Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?” “I’m sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.” The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting... “Dopey screwed a penguin!”... “Dopey screwed a penguin!”...

Not bad grouping for ps90 at 45ft , problem is, GG wants her own...

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re an alphabet wife ... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” She asks... “What the hell does that mean?” He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, and Hot”. She smiled happily and said... “Oh, that’s so lovely, but what about I, J, K?” He said, “I’m Just Kidding!” The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles

And now meat....

Why does the server need to be restarted all the time now ppl cant get in. Can we have the first 5 maps in rotation removed so we can play the rest of the rotation,,been playing same first 5-6 maps everyday..lolol

I believe this a ploy by them to get you to buy the new games so they make money?

Hello All! I've been playing on the servers for a while now but never made an introduction post. My game name is Black_Cat13 and I normally play on the Cod4 and WaW servers. I mostly just run around and knife everyone since its so enjoyable seeing those, "you whacked his willy" and other prompts show lol. I've been playing COD ever since United Offensive came out so the game isn't anything new to me. I've been part of two clans before in the United Offensive days, one named Final Solution {FS}, which died out, and the other Elite Brotherhood {EB}, but they've been disbanded for a loooooong time now since no one really plays UO anymore. To clear things up on the servers I play, no I am not a girl to what most of you suspected, I'm a dude lol. I just act like a girl sometimes because keeping it a mystery has been fun. Hope to see you all in game!

The meat was perfect. And the shooting was fun... And nothing wrong with little nibbles lol..

@Mule https://www.teamspeak.com/en/teamspeak3 Server ip and password are. Address: ts.xtremeidiots.com:9182 Password: crappy

The way Angus eats his steaks if I were GG I'd be careful if he ever wants to give you a little nibble anywhere, he'd have a leg off before you knew it, nice shooting both of you.

If I'm in, I never get kicked. I don't mind the re-start, I hate for others not to be able to play. It's always nice to have the server advanced a few maps after being re-started. I have fun no matter what.

I didn’t think that paper would have made such a big steak after you shot it

I like the kill beers perk, very satisfying

I have a shit ton of keys that I'm trying to get rid of from humble bundle that I've gotten in bundles that I have no interest in playing Who wants some. First come first served, and can you rep+ me on here https://www.steamtrades.com/user/76561198035660621

To try to manage the server connection problems better, I have set the server control panel to automatically restart the DM2 server every two hours from midnight. One hopes that this will prevent players from being "locked out". If there are no Admins about to change to start-up map, it will mean you may be playing mp_airfield quite a lot!

Love the sky colors. Can't wait to play this! Thank you Markoff.

Cool thanks I wish we could get some new maps for the Nam FT

Welcome fooker, keep your damn knife to your self. lol Enjoy the servers !!

welcome to our forums

Welcome in the Forum have Fun on the Server

Did you check the settings? maybe you changed them somehow.

Ouch! TV refresh rates are absolutely horrible on TVs unless you spend some serious $$$$ for a good ISP or OLED TV and even then it will have a slightly higher refresh rate between 5ms-16ms. Most flat panel TVs have a ridiculously high refresh rate especially in 4k. Example: a decent gaming monitor will have a refresh rate of 1ms to 5ms for 720-1080p and 10-16ms+ in 4k. Most Flat panel TVs normally have around 30-40ms+ refresh rate (also known as input lag).

she doesn't go for the head on shoulders,she goes for the .........OW UH....Maybe don't get her a gun like that.....

Insurgency is on sale for $1.50 on steam

Omg that steak looks amazing!!!

agreed toes but thats only on console for pc can't even fly a plane windows see a game pad works fine in other games but WWII forget it not see it

That’s steak looks awesome.

Please make a post when you can't get in even in the shout box. I think a COD 5 Admin/ or a senior when we check would restart the server because we can't monitor them all the time. Thanks Hunter

When we set up the server we specifically set the starting amount to 256, to allow players to claim a starting chunk. I am not aware of any changes to that being made. As for afk, I do not believe you gain claim blocks or money while afk, your only advantage is your farms/machines can keep running.

the issue you are talking about is unfortunateley beyond our control i believe 2 many beers and myself have tried to talk with activision but no response and other clanns if you find you get the timed out on the server jump in ts or shout box for a reset we will do our best to compile

this dude is jus dope

"One toke? You poor Fool!"

Thx for all you metal peeps visiting and watching !! leave a comment Dammit !! lol..... naw just thx for watching .....and to @AthenA Thx for the killer vid from your hometown of one of my favs !!

I got no hairs to pull. We are however doing the activision hoop jump and jump again trying to get a chat going to a repair ticket with them . All we can do and I'm so sorry to say it is wait on them

Sorry @BlackRose I think it's the master server from Activision that is causing the problem wish we could do something about it but it's out of our hands. I think all we can do is restart the server and in game you could ask an Admin to change the map if you like. Sorry we can't do much more so hang in there and I hope things get better. Hunter/ Darrell

Agreed - getting into the servers has been very problematic and aggravating lately. I'm sure the admins are pulling their hair out over it. (sorry for you fellas - been there, done that) As of this post, they're all down again... Even non-XI servers... I think all the clans need to band together and form a new server farm.

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