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  1. Dogg

    For Codpiece

    A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. "I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."
    8 points
  2. Happy Birthday, to the happiest birthday dude on XI! Happy Birthday Larsin!
    3 points
  3. Low Gravity Map Rotation 2 map mp_1078carentan map mp_78deadsville map mp_78rocket map mp_82ab_richemont map mp_agx_assault map mp_agxdepo map mp_amberville map mp_argentan_xmas map mp_backwoods_5 map mp_beertruck map mp_beuvron map mp_bgaden map mp_breakout map mp_bridgefthunt map mp_cabu map mp_cav_slated map mp_clum map mp_crossroads map mp_cw_dawnville map mp_cw_ship map mp_decoytrenches map mp_doc78 map mp_dock_assault map mp_downfall map mp_dundygrad map mp_falaise5 map mp_frenchvillage map mp_gits_tanks map mp_hgy_c map mp_hunt_xmas map mp_jungle map mp_kursk map mp_lyon map mp_mohaa_dasboot map mp_myths_farm map mp_nazaire map mp_normandie map mp_owatatsumi map mp_pavlov map mp_provence5 map mp_railgun map mp_ravine_v1 map mp_reichattack map mp_riverbank map mp_scarecrow map mp_snowypark map mp_snr_stmengs2 map mp_southfrance5 map mp_stlo map mp_tankhuntwaw map mp_verteidigen
    2 points
  4. Happy Birthday Larsin
    2 points
  5. RobMc

    Hospital

    I was working in the garage and the wife came in and sat on a large hook which got stuck, we rushed her to hospital. Rang this morning to ask how she was, they said she was picking up nicely!
    2 points
  6. Please lets not do that: she is a good friend til Slo fry gets in the game! Best used against Morris and Deerjohn--LOL
    2 points
  7. So since the last time I posted a tattoo (which was a while ago), I've gotten two new ones! Most recent one today - and I'm soo happy with it. The newest one, I'm so in love with it. Lotus flower on my back (it's smaller than what it looks like on this photo)
    1 point
  8. After the screen name changes, I couldn't even play. Laughing too fucking hard. Taking a short break. KockKetchup FuckFace50 Who's next ... ? lololololol
    1 point
  9. Hunter1948

    Happy Birthday Larsin

    Happy Birthday bud enjoy your day!
    1 point
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  12. Elvis9

    Vacation

    we plan on going to Italy in 2 years for our 25th anniversary
    1 point
  13. animalxi

    Happy Birthday Larsin

    Happy B-Day larsin,have a great one
    1 point
  14. Predat0r

    Happy Birthday Larsin

    Happy b-day Larsin
    1 point
  15. dipsy1 xi

    Happy Birthday Larsin

    Happy Birthday Have a nice day
    1 point
  16. WookieSM

    Happy Birthday Larsin

    Happy Birthday Hope you have a great day
    1 point
  17. BUDMAN

    Happy Birthday Larsin

    have good one
    1 point
  18. FRENCHI

    Happy Birthday Larsin

    happy b day
    1 point
  19. Happy Birthday LaRSin enjoy your Day
    1 point
  20. AyaqGuyaq

    Happy Birthday Larsin

    Yeah, Happy birthday to our unofficial (or maybe a bona fide "official--"might as well be) "Birthday Guy." Hope it's speek-tacular!! Ayaq
    1 point
  21. RobMc

    Happy Birthday Larsin

    Happy birthday ace
    1 point
  22. Timmah!

    Happy Birthday Larsin

    Happy Birthday Larsin. =)
    1 point
  23. E-raser

    Vacation

    Last trip was to Las Vegas NV. Very little time spent in the caseno’s - instead made trips to the ‘Valley of Fire’ and ‘Red Rock Canyon’.. also a small side day trip to ‘Oatman Az’ where wild burro’s roam the street. Relaxing to sit and watch while having a cold beer.
    1 point
  24. Ce serait mieux s'ils utilisaient du bon vin français!
    1 point
  25. I do both at same time! Best one handed gamer this side of the pond!! Frenchi and SoB competing for title on that side of the pond!
    1 point
  26. Mule

    Pc Games what do you play

    Why is PORN in here all the time? They all know we play with it?
    1 point
  27. COD4 and Pornhub is all I play on the PC
    1 point
  28. tsw 8.5

    what time is it

    did some one piss in you corn flakes.and don't disrecept me like that .i was joking around .so piss off you grumpy old fuck
    1 point
  29. Small Map Rotation 2 map mp_78bathroom map mp_asylum map mp_egn map mp_hospital map mp_killhouse map mp_koshiki map mp_little_town map mp_opera map mp_trainingcamp" Medium Map Rotation 3 map mp_78deadsville map mp_agx_ameland map mp_agx_market map mp_altered map mp_argentan_n map mp_bellicourt map mp_broadcast map mp_byalistok map mp_courtyard map mp_cw_rocket map mp_dinant map mp_dug_in78 map mp_frenchvillagen map mp_hunt_winter map mp_lao_cai map mp_mohaa_dv map mp_newvillers map mp_paresu map mp_ratskitchen map mp_rostov map mp_tankhuntwaw map mp_waw_burgundy" Large Map Rotation 5 map mp_78lolv2 map mp_agx_algiers map mp_anzio map mp_barracks map mp_bridgefthunt map mp_byalistok map mp_chokepoint map mp_cw_farm map mp_dumont map mp_great_escape map mp_kharkov map mp_lolv2_codwaw map mp_newsicily map mp_panzerfact_winter map mp_rhinevalleygits map mp_sfss_castle map mp_southside map mp_stlo map mp_trainstation map mp_vm_caen map mp_waw_caen map mp_xi_titanic"
    1 point
  30. Feels good to have a day off work!
    1 point
  31. A little st patties fun tonight. This kid is amazing. Love him!!!
    1 point
  32. I thought we were suppose to not post porn. Here we have Oldman stroking is cock! Dam!
    1 point
  33. This was before I quit smoking and put on a bunch of weight.
    1 point
  34. Man - one fugly sum' bitch!!! lol
    1 point
  35. One ugly mother shut yo mouth right here ^^^^
    1 point
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