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WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS This one is priceless. A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived Date: July 19, 2010 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

Merlin has designed a XI fest medal for those who came to Canada for the XI Fest this year Ill start a list with as many off the top of my head that I can recall (I was pretty high all weekend LOL) If you could Quote the list in your reply when adding any new names we can start to get medals going when approved!! StormCrow Merlin Angus GatorGirl Rose WildPenguin Ramistar PitbullPete Roxy Bosun Hefe Wildthing Spinpuppy JonnyDos Chris Chile Sitting Hunter Olive Yaccster Harry Hoth Tenneal pwr Crazy 1lkysob Larsin Dragon Slayer Lazlo Hogan LaBob B-Murda Any others I am missing???

Snoop on his high horse

Engines that we change out in our locomotive facility

Getting older again ? I hope that you have a great one and enjoy it !

LaBob & Hogan were there also,STORM CROW.

If we are going to Brussels I suggest the Novotel Brussels Centre. I have stayed there many times and it is a good place. It has a lobby, a bar, and is very - very close to all of the bars, restaurants, etc. There is a grocery store close by and the church behind the hotel sells its own beer. I would call the price moderate. There are cheaper, but this has a great location and we can walk the best part of the city. Here is a link. I threw in the first weekend of August for an estimate of price. https://www.priceline.com/stay/search/details/376703/20180803/20180805/1?returnUrl=%2Fstay%2Fsearch%2Fhotels%2F3000035828%2F20180803%2F20180805%2F1%2F%3FsearchType%3DCITY%26page%3D1%26hotelName%3Dnovotel&qdp=119.67&qdpcurr=USD&gid=2273&pclnId=6B21EA0E00A8985CACEEF2355E20C6E0C57B6738AFF0A9A2D585173B6F71408E4B1ECF605A84F232EA2F7E8872FF9EC93B4C677F7B402D4836F233F897EFE1AC

Now that is funny!

lmao

Now thats some BS!

No Cats or MTUs in the fleet? I happen to love ALCOs myself, there’s an abandoned S1 switcher up the road from me. Can’t beat a 567 Detroit for the sound.

Might need a breaker bar...

looks damn good

Retired BNSF Engineer. They were both good locos, though the GEs were a pain to start on the earlier version if memory serves me right.,

My little bossy, stubborn, silly mini me is somehow a year old already, had her 1st birthday February 2nd and it's going by too fast figured I'd say hi for her lol...also finally lived up to my name and got a real husky Luna and my (other dog is shade) now that my mother can't tell me no

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well @AthenA,I see you installed a wet bar.Nice ! but now you have just increased the risk of an accident in the bathroom by 45%... So...I suggest bringing in a stool or chair into the shower to decrease the risk of a bad fall... but if you do fall ....I have found out, it's not nearly as far of a fall and I can save my drink as well. So I hope this tip will help you and enjoy.

My wife would like that

Are those Alco engines? We use to have engines like that on the 210' Coast Guard Cutter I was on in Florida.

sorry for your loss

sorry for your loss

Cock

I understand, and am very sorry for your loss

The day we were in Seattle and my grandson wanted to see Bruce Lee's grave.

I'm really sorry for your loss

This shit is hilarious. Enjoy! PUBG CHAT

What sad news. More painful than losing a human.

My favorite one

That was awesome Krackennutz....!!!

Who you gonna call?

Would you like to buy any more ??? You've got her and London bridge now is there any other old crap sorry, historical artifacts, we can sell you. I can do a special offer on a haunted garden shed or a bogof on old shower trays from the Elizabethan period (some of her old sanitary towels still there). We have loads of old tat here and I need the cash, just holler!

Maybe you spooked them all away?

Yeah, Elvis, you're supposed to have them lock you in the engine room by yourself at nighttime!! Then, you can add a subsequent post, lol. Beautiful ship, the Queen Mary. Saw a show on the Discovery Channel that the Brits would pay 250,000 pounds to the German U-Boat that could sink it during its ferrying runs in WWII. Nice pics, nice catch-of-a-wife, thanks for the updates, yadda, yadda, yadda. Ayaq

you should of tried going to the engine room its dark like hell down there and you hear weird noises

Sorry for your loss

Sorry for your loss.

Sorry for your loss,we have had many pets or as we call them family,hope this may help you at this time,as it helped us........... Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind. They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster. You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart. Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together.... Author unknown...

im so sry for ur loss, been there twice now and i know it crashes ur hole life. take ur time...

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. "I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."

great version of this song!!!