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  1. tsw 8.5

    Labrador

    Nancy Pelosi called Chuck Schumer one day and said, I have a plan to help us win the mid terms in 2018 and help us regain control of Congress. "Great Nancy, but how?" asked Chuck. "We'll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador retriever. Then, we'll go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working people living there." So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman, Montana. With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the bar. The Bartender took a step back and said, "Hey! Aren't you Chuck Shumer and Nancy Pelosi?" "Yes we are!" said Nancy, "And what a lovely town you have here. We were passing through and Chuck suggested we stop and take in some local color." They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen. A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in, walked up to the Labrador , lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out. A few moments later, in came another old rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar. For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dog's tail, and left shaking their heads. Finally, Nancy asked, "Why did all those old ranchers come in and look under the dog's tail? Is it some sort of custom?" "Lord no," said the bartender. "Someone's out there running around town, claiming there's a Labrador Retriever in here with two assholes!"
    4 points
  2. Here's another one that can line the trash bin.
    4 points
  3. Here it is! Front row perspective of my jam with my all time favorite band Monster Truck! Even got some chanting of my name on the way up to the stage!!!!!
    2 points
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  6. Thanks everyone for the well wishes. I am honored that you'd think of me, my Brothers !
    1 point
  7. As a fellow guitar enthusiast, awesome, simply amazing!
    1 point
  8. _derXos_

    Lazy and Stupid

    Your and Laszlo's comments made me spit coffee on my monitor
    1 point
  9. My only question is, Who does one have to "blow" to get on stage and play with there favorite band? lmfao I need to dig my 1988 BC Rich Warlock out of the closet and find a neck for it. The newer necks that they make for it are ALOT better than the OEM neck. Every time the temperature would change or the humidity would change it would go out of tune. The neck had a slight twist to it last time I had it out.
    1 point
  10. LtLaszlo

    Lazy and Stupid

    I think Icequeen “misses” you most, since she had to enjoy shooting you over and over, and an occasional knife.......in game, of course!! The beating you off, I’m guessing, ended some time ago!!
    1 point
  11. No likey the EU, SOB? But Brussels knows what’s best for everyone.....or not.
    1 point
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  13. BTW I hate tunnels and you know that grrrr
    1 point
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