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Pink, Pinhead and me yesterday close to Zadar. It was wonderful

Hello everyone. Stumbled into this server from a google search looking for freeze tag servers. After putting in address for mw2 server was blown away by the open warfare mod. Wished I had found this years ago lol. Went out and deleted a lot of the other "Favorites" servers that I had. Hope to play here for a long time to come. Look forward to getting to know the regulars here. B CN U in the server.

"Hello? Is anybody there?" "No...." "Ok thanks. I was worried for a minute."

Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding quite a bit. A cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man, "Are you aware of how fast you were going?" The man replies, "Yes I am. I'm trying to escape a robbery I got involved in." The cop gives him a skeptical look and says, "Were you the one being robbed?" The man casually replies, "No, I committed the robbery." The cop looks shocked that the man admitted this. "So you're telling me you were speeding...AND committed a robbery?" "Yes," the man calmly says. "I have the loot in the back." The cop begins to get angry. "Sir, I'm afraid you have to come with me." The cop reaches in the window to subdue the man. "Don't do that!" the man yells fearfully. "I'm scared you will find the gun in my glove compartment!" The cop pulls his hand out. "Wait here," he says. The cop calls for backup. Soon cops, cars, and helicopters are flooding the area. The man is cuffed quickly and taken towards a car. However, before he gets in, a cop walks up to him and says, while gesturing to the cop that pulled him over, "Sir, this officer informed us that you had committed a robbery, had stolen loot in the trunk of your car, and had a loaded gun in your glove compartment. However, we found none of these things in your car." The man replies, "Yeah, and I bet that liar said I was speeding too!"

Oh yeah! Tastes even better than it looks. Dough from scratch, of course.

At least the one in the middle looks human

I love how in horror movies the person will ask " Is anyone there?" Like the killer would say " Oh yeah I am in the kitchen, would you like a sandwich?"

DAMN!!! No wonder I can't get a date with you - I make too much noise while ..................................

Or "who's there ?" ... because, of course, the killer's going to tell his name !

Ppffff ome little noise and I take off.

That or 'show yourself'.

I'm having sex with myself does that count for anything?

And you are writing it!!!!!

Three things to remember when the cops show up: 1. "I was in fear for my life" 2. "I didn't know what else I could do, had no choice" 3. "I wanna talk to my lawyer" When they ask why you shot him 6 times, you say "I couldn't find my reloads/spare magazine"

Ayaq my boy (presume you are a boy?) how are you? thought you'd been out trapping as we hadn't heard from you for a while. Lay in bed this morning watching the last alaskans and thought of the dangers you face everyday, you must be a real man to live up there? (you are a man?) It came as a surprise to see you know so much about illicit sexual encounters, even the street names, but we understand that you need a change now and again from your moose friend. Do you have a blond wig for her? send us a picture. I think you have it wrong, I don't smoke and have never been with a 'hukkah' in my life, in fact I am so unnatractive to girls when I say Alexa she replies 'I already have a boyfriend'? bitch. How is the book going?

Whoever's asking "Is anyone there?" should know it's time to high-tail it outta there when they hear this: "Tch-tch-tch-tch . . . huh-huh-huh-huh . . ." Or yell "Damn it, @TBB, I told you, 'No' means 'No!'" Ayaq

Congratulations on winning the 2018 world cup, if you don't beat Croatia 3-0 or 4-0 your team is not trying.

Also remember that when you shoot one make sure they fall in the house... Less legal issues that way :

When you get yours gimme a holler....we can go do some skeet or trap. Get to know the gun and we'll get a "I met ya" badge too!!

Yes....in NJ all you need is a federal gun license for rifles and shotguns. For handguns you need individual permits, so if I was you I'd get the fed lic. and put in for 2 permits for handguns. You dont need to go out and get a handgun but I think they are good for 12 months so it wont hurt to apply for that too. Go to your local police station and get the forms. You will need to get finger printed and they used to (when I got mine) do it at the station but I get finger printed a lot for the various other licenses I have and its now BIG business at a finger print center. Bullshit but....

félicitation a l angleterrre pour son parcours en coupe du monde . Nous aurions aimez la voir face a la france un finale : une autre fois .

Btw......now I know why Pinhead called Pinhead

That is awesome. Meeting Pink would be great. Glad you guys enjoyed yourselves.

i will find out, thanks

Don't use Photobucket? If you see PigLo ask him how his ass feels. I found one of his porn videos.

Hey Numb nuts. You need to read the rest of the Code of Conduct. It isn't there to bend it to your will. XI is an adult clan with ( no prohibitions on use of language ) except for two primary rules: no racist remarks, and (no personal attacks.) You need to check your sensitive feelings at the door when you come here: if you don't like it, don't look at it or don't comment on it. If you believe someone has broken one of our rules, let an admin know and we will take action as needed. We also do not tolerate cheating or disrespect by members or guests, and insist on good sportsmanship. Violations can lead to permanent bans. We play for fun, we play with honor, and we strive to treat each other with respect and consideration. No one, member or guest, is above our Code. Coming back in after being kicked and calling the Admin names? WTF did you think would happen? I think you should apologize to @Lunkster

I miss my 71 Ford F-100 3 speed with a Hurst Shifter on the floor and a 351 Windsor engine. It was also a short bed truck. it needed a paint job and some body cancer repair between the bed and cab.

Ik hoop dat het niks ernstigs is, wij wensen je beterschap.

I wish you good health M8!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry to hear that ...

I'm not cleaning up the mess

You were in game when I asked you to stop as it appeared your comments were directed to me and not Chile, as for leaving my feelings at the door I don't have feelings, I'm an Admin and they get stripped from our consciousness once we apply the ADM tags!! Let's put this behind us Snitz, it was an error of mis-communication on both our parts and, as I'm going to be busy at 21:00 tonight either celebrating England getting into the World Cup finals or drowning my sorrows if we lose please note that I have lifted this ban already and you're more than welcome back in our servers! BAN REVOKED 13:25 BST BY LUNKSTER

Happy Birthday pwrcrzy52 Happy Birthday and have a great day

No respawns.

https://www.outdoorlife.com/blogs/gun-shots/2013/08/twenty-plenty Lots of good advice Randall.. You really need to think before buying a gun home defense... You need to understand your laws where you live and how they apply to home defence in your state... Also 20 gauge is all you need. With right choke and shells its plenty of gun for home use... Go to a good local dealer and try to shoot everything your looking at so you can get use to it...And remember one thing.. You don't pull a gun unless you are going to use it and understand the taking of a life... Also always make sure whats behind your target.... Good luck and please be safe....

@Snitz - while a friendly trash talk is acceptable form of having fun in the servers. Disrespecting or ignoring admins will have serious consequences. In future please do pay attention to the admins. Often times a supposedly friendly exchange turns in to a heated exchange and admins keep an eye out to discourage a hostile environment it spoils the fun for everyone.

deerejon, I also live in NJ. Are you familiar with the gun laws? Do I need some sort of permit?

Happy Birthday pwr

Happy Birthday Pwrcrzy enjoy your day with family

Happy Birthday!

No

@AyaqGuyaq , if it's not a rainy day, because of the hardtop :

Tbb hogs it Lol

OMG is Chile in gaol?? I found it hard to translate this thread into English but I think I understand the following :- Chile stores his dildo ?? (had to google this, so much for the mrs telling me it was one of the dogs toys??) up his asshole ? Or are you guys calling my dear friend an asshole? I won't have this said about my friend, he's not an asshole he's a cunt, killing me easily when I occasionally play. TBB is with him in gaol, aw nice, do they share a cell ? imagine the boredom, what will we do today ?, how about hunt the dildo ? your turn to hide it. Bds1961 can bake them a cake with a file in it on his next visit, Timmah has some ingredients and recipes, he's a great cook. Hope I've got this right as my Alaskan translation dictionary is drying out after the dog took it to my fishpond for a swim, cost me a biscuit to get it back. The plus point was the sighting of a strange creature similar to a Loch Ness monster, being ridden by a Yeti with a flying saucer overhead. Are you sure that space cake you posted to me Timmah was ok??? tasted strange, funny name too ? My chastity belt also seized in place about twenty years ago, must be a common occurence?, about the time my wifes 'personal trainer' moved into the granny flat to be ready for on demand exercise, she seems to prefer exercising at night strange girl ? He lost the key too but has promised to look for it which may be hard, which incidentally is very uncomfortable in the belt. Anyway I'm rambling on, not like me is it, must go out on this first nice day of summer in the garden and listen to the birds and bees. The wife and her trainer must be doing some serious exercise judging by the grunts and groans coming from the flat, hope she doesn't pull a muscle