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SCOTTISH WEDDING At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled... "Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.” The bartender was almost crushed to death. SEX Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore ..... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband New Book A man goes into Chaptersbookstoreand asks the young lady assistant, "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?” She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet.” "That's the one; I'll take a copy.." Poor Lance Armstrong - I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my frig’n bike! Drive By A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn’t take my TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick Bastard!! Scam Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes”. Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed. So True Before sex, you help each other get naked.After sex, you only dress yourself. The Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you've been screwed. Pregnant Prostitute Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?” "For god sakes ,if you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made you fart?” EASYJET Paddy calls EASYJET to book a flight. The operator asks, "How many people are flying with you?” Paddy replies "I don't know! It's your bloody plane. "

Greetings! Allow my to introduce myself. I am Pingfuzzboi. My actual name is Justin. My name derived from when I was around the age of 5. At the time I loved penguins and I have long ass curly fuzzy hair. Hence "Ping" "Fuzz" "Boi" (Male). I currently love playing on XI Insurgency servers, have made many friends on steam while playing. Most of the encounters i've had while playing in-game have been with mature players that make the game-play enjoyable. I talked to Chips and he said join da website! My hometown is near Charlotte in North Carolina. Recently I have turned 18 although that doesnt mean much, i've been doing "adult" things since I was 16. Ive worked since I was 16. Purchased my own vehicle, phone, and I've had more or less a pretty bad year this past year with IRL things, although everything is running smoothly now. Generally, I dont express rage towards people, more so myself. I have no ego and share the same common view points across any race, gender, or any topic. I love debates and I will always debate viewpoints, without arguing. My favorite activities are playing video games (duh), hiking, swimming, and running. I am a healthy person in terms of fitness. I also work 2 days a week with rotating 12 hr shifts. My favorite music is anything death metal, metal, rock, or rap in no specific order. I play any game I find interesting and have no favorites aside from the Fallout Series. I also have owned a computer from the age of 6 and up, and know a few things around the web. Hope to talk to more people soon!

Pink, Pinhead and me yesterday close to Zadar. It was wonderful

Then write them yourself.Not much else to read.I put them under one post and didn't spam it like all the happy birthdays.I don't tell everyone that I am sick or ask for prayers,do they work anyways?I've been here forever and I still party and play and visit the website daily and also donate every month since I've been in this clan.So if I can't post I might as well stop visiting.

post away I like jokes and if the all get threaded through here others will come and read them too. Its a good thing

Welcome to the Forums!

Thanks folks!

Nerds!

She strokes our butt

Had this issue many years ago, and it has cropped up again. Desktop mouse curser appearing in game, and killing all motion until I hit left mouse button. Any guesses, because I can't remember what solved it before.

I think you'll all be glad to know (our TDM players) that I have put together a new rotation for TDM, it's all live and on the server now and there are no issues with it. Spoken with Loader and I will be in charge of managing the TDM rotations and server. There is a lot I can't do except make map packs and rotations for you guys but I will do what I can. Any feedback would be nice on the rotation because I'd like to put together what you guys would like to play. Let's be honest here, the last rotation was pretty shit but you can blame loader for that I only did the sniper maps on that one. Only four sniper maps on this one, aren't you all lucky!! I have also made sure that I have limited the amount of 'camp maps' to keep the majority of you guys happy

OMG...OMG..OMG....no, please.!!!....Fucken Stroke..I hate it...I just found out with your letter,,Im in tears right now....Im so sorry Pforzheim..for you!!! .my beautiful wife passed away last Christamas eve at 8:33 am in my arms..she had a Stroke 8 years ago and I look after her..all those years..I knew something was odd with you.!!.because you disappeared totally..and you were the best player I ever known in my last 14 years playing Call of Duty.. call of Duty... My wife got affected the left side but also her eyesight and other problems...if you have paralyzed the right side you also would have problems with your speech and eating. Pforzheim you the man from Black Forest...you are German and strong...keep yourself with your head high..you can beat this ...by not giving yourself up..you can find alternatives in your daily live..and also I want you to think that every day from now on...someone is thinking of you getting bye ..getting better...all out love to you my friend...bis zum Anblick Freund... bis zum Anblick Freund

Party on Johnny I guess what Chilly said worked cause I haven't seen any of SOB posts after that.

2nd that lol

Seriously, some handsome folks right there.

Copy and Paste guy...Lmao..

Yeah Pforzy hang in there and take care of yourself and get back in the game Dude....I mean it,take care of yourself !!

Welcome and enjoy

Welcome in the Forum have fun

Hi Ladies & Gents, After a year of so of enjoying playing (*getting whooped) with you, I thought it was about time I joined up. I'm 33, from the UK and work all over the world in print/graphics/exhibitions. Love of shooting, hunting and most things outdoors! Anyway, short and sweet. Nice to me you... kinda! Cheers for all the good times, abuse and advice! Ed

nice intro welcome to our forums

Best thing you can say for XI Fest: PigLo will be there !!!

Hauntingly beautiful ??

Thanks Hoth! I feel flattered you'd call me a hacker I'll take it as a compliment. Better make sure I turn them off next time you're in game then!

Welcome to the forums

Welcome to the forum Justin, hope u have fun playing

Found this...

Yeah he's a pain, but fun to game with... put ur damn knife away...

A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students raise their hands. Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?' About 40 students raise their hands. That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?' About 15 students raise their hand. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' Three students raise their hands. That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?' Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.' The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?' Ahmed replied, "Shit, from back there I thought you said "Goats."

I do not need to be in the spotlights

A farmer went to a local pub and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman sitting next to him said, ‘How about that? I just ordered champagne, too! ‘‘What a coincidence’ the farmer said. ‘This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.’ This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,’ said the woman.’ ‘What a coincidence!’ said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added: ‘What are you celebrating?’ ‘My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!’ ‘What a coincidence!’ said the man. ‘I’m a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying eggs again.’ ‘That’s great!’ said the woman, ‘How did your chickens become fertile?’ ‘I used a different cock,’ he replied. The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said ‘what a coincidence’!

He played the games he loved with whom he loved to the end. Not a bad story at all. RIP USMail.... no go play a game with God. I am sure you will stay busy. Look me up when you get settled in. XI should have some kind of OPEN house tribute for this XI Patriot. I am sure he will have a blast watching it. ACEMOD???

DAMN SHAKE IT GIRLS

Hey Eddie, Welcome to the server....Seen you on the battle field a few times now (always good to have a fellow English reprobate on the server!!!

what nice three some..

To my very good friend Pat (USMALE), I have enjoyed each and every night we talked about everything from driving trucks to serving in the military. 1 AM - 2AM it made no difference, we both seemed to always be up. You are what is good in life, Pat, and I'm glad I got to tell you that while you were on this side. I will miss you, and especially miss our CB chats. So I know you are now "10-10 and listening-in" my friend, and it's with that thought I attach this song. Until we convoy together buddy, keep your wheels between the ditches short hauler, Landshark loves you brother.

This one is hard to take......Male was a regular on the COD4 ACE Mod...I played against/with him for many years there and no matter how he was feeling (breathing wise ) he always had a good attitude and was funny and fun to play with.I knew he was getting worse just by listening to him but didn't know it was this bad....I'm mad at myself for not playing there more often lately but have been playing COD5 more and occasionally drop by Ace to say hello to my friends.....My name for him was Usmale.( I use to mess with him all the time and we would laugh)...pronounced like tamale...you know,the Mexican food.....Male was a retired trucker who liked to work on computers and loved to play and joke around with his friends in the game,he lived in Indianapolis ....one of the closer XI members to me .I will miss you friend.....R.I.P. Male.

Happy Birthday! COD2 hacker!

OMG, you are three months older than my oldest son!! Happy Birthday “DW”!! BTW, why doesn’t your name show up in Today’s birthdays on the website?!

Hi All, I have been playing on the XI site for over 5 years and finally with the help of Penguin and Budman (thx), I am now working toward membership. I really enjoy the fraternal spirit of friendship in here and enjoy being stabbed by Hijack, Lojak, Budman, Rocket... (too many to mention). Looking forward to showing some C4 at you. Doc.

At least the one in the middle looks human

Welcome to the forums man, I enjoyed killing you on revolt earlier... keep it up