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great job

Your wife ??

Well not married but shes scottish afterall

Shout out to @Angelz for the awesomely idiot-approved sig! Since @EastCoast50 has everyone convinced I attempted to poison him on several occasions I found this fitting! haha. @Mr_Wick and @spinpuppy... you guys still want that sammich? The ugly ass dog is my beloved Herbie that is part of my moniker. Thanks again Angelz! YOU ROCK.

QUESTION: You're on duty by yourself (don't How do you tell the difference between an English Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish police Officer? Don't ask why, you just are, and your Sergeant hates you) walking on a deserted street late at night. Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife and lunges at you. You are carrying your truncheon and are an expert in using it. However, you have only a split second to react before he reaches you. What do you do? ANSWER: English Police Officer: Firstly, the Officer must consider the man's human rights. 1) Does the man look poor or oppressed? 2) Has he newly arrived in this country and does not yet understand the law? 3) Is this really a knife or a ceremonial dagger? 4) Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? 5) Am I dressed provocatively? 6) Could I run away? 7) Could I possibly swing my truncheon and knock the knife out of his hand? Should I try and negotiate with him to discuss his wrong-doings? 9) Why am I carrying a truncheon anyway and what kind of message does this send to society? 10) Does he definitely want to kill me or would he be content just to wound me? 11) If I were to grab his knees and hold on, would he still want to stab and kill me? 12) If I raise my truncheon and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed if he falls over, knocks his head and kills himself? 13) If I hurt him and lose the subsequent court case, does he have the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and the loss of my family home? Canadian Police Officer: BANG ! American Police Officer: BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! 'Click'...Reload... BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! Glasgow Police Officer: "Haw, Jimmie. Drop the knife, noo, unless you want it stuck up yer arse!"

Had an idea a while back. Straight FT, bolt rifles only, no scopes, no rifle nades, no RPGs, no flame throwers, no marty, everything things else goes. No more than 10 players per side played on small to medium maps with no tanks.

Hey everyone.... So I am working on ideas for a fall tournement for us and am looking for feedback... Some ideas: pistols, knives only shotguns only flamethrowers only 3 man teams straight up ftag... those were ftag ideas but we're not limited to ftag.... CTF Tourney CTF knives or shotguns or flamethrowers only...lol.... I even remember a hide and seek mod that was silly fun and maybe tourney worthy?? I could just set up something but really hoping for feed back so that I know what YOU find fun and interesting.... So flood me with ideas I'd like to have a really great tourney day!!

This is the rotation I'm putting in this week....as of right now though I am having trouble with the redirect and may not get it in until later today...or even tonite. Sorry for the delay...Its either me that's being technically challenged or something else. Stay tuned for the update.!!! mp_78auenwald mp_78bathroom mp_82ab_panzerwerk mp_mohdm7 mp_myths_farm mp_republic_1 mp_snr_carentan mp_snr_freedom2 mp_snr_kassel mp_snr_st_mengs mp_snr_treblink mp_snr_vimyrd mp_snrtrondheim mp_snrcarentanxm mp_agx_destroyed mp_blood_island mp_ratskitchen mp_downtown mp_roundhouse

Do we have a beef with Outlaw Servers? They threatened to ban me for my name. I never banned anyone from outlaw back in the day and have lost my connections with their admins. I won't change my name for anyone let alone a stock server full or not. Please let me know if anyone has a contact

Phuck em if they can't take a joke!

Yes, sir, you deserve a medal, all right . . . Do we have a "Straight-Jacket-Worthy Medal?" Better yet, how 'bout the same bloke that gave me a "Bitch Medal" pin one on Run D.M.C.'s ass . . . Right buttock, even. Lol. Love ya man, in a--well, you know. Ayaq

They told me it was my name but it can be pronounced pooh kit man if they chose. Just like the Island in Thailand. There was a player named Mudd Butt and that was fine. I am insulted

@Angelz is just the absolute best!

Can do a private show for you and give it a 1-10 rating

Gonna moon them?????

I had a robbery on me and my home in 2009. It was horrendous, I was out numbered, drunk and even a gun would not have helped me. I think if guns were more accessable in the UK I might not even be here. I think if someone broke in again I would throw something out of a window to gain attention.

My boy ' a couple of reads ? ', you've been on that blubber again haven't you? he started out with Startjimx an alias, then returned as 'Back', his words, A bit confusing I agree but as I've been cold turkey for a week I understand him perfectly. and I'm not trying to say dear boy, I said it. The underlying question that must be asked is why he made this post, so I have slept on it, and think I have it, the photo bears an uncanny resemblance to @PainKiller with cheekpads? This is his warped way of fooling us into thinking he now lives in Belgium, probably a post Brexit thing. He will no doubt be on the cod2 server later, masquerading as Jimmy, to hide his poor performance and speaking in a ridiculous English accident. Luckily I spotted this early and will alert his fellow players to his dastardly ploy, I deserve a medal, hint hint. What do you think @Labob, @loADERJr>XI<, @bds1961, @LtLaszlo ??? it's him isn't it?

I noted down some maps people like to play (and don't ask to skip ) : Dawville Nowhere (of course, Merlin ! It's one of my favorites !) Matmata Caen Southern_France5 Asylum Farmhouse2 cw_farm Carentan (I don't know the exact name, but it's one Merlin added not so long ago and is from the DM server) I'll come up with some more

Sir Run D.M.C.--I asked for "sage" advice, sir, not "outrage" advice. Lol, buddy. After a coupla reads, I think I'm pretty close to figuring out what it is that YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY!! Lol, bud, I'm not a fan of "all caps" either. Ayaq

Ah advice is coming, I too have had trouble at remembering my name at times, my heart goes out to this poor man/boy/idiot that cries for recognition and dares give Dadda the finger, brave he is, foolish he certainly is, and undoubtedly lonely. What a strange name 'back?', his momma certainly had a warped sense of humour, perhaps this was her first sight as the midwife picked him up and slapped his arse ? just as well he wasn't the other way round eh? Imagine for the rest of your life living with 'Hi prick ' or ' Can I talk to you Belly Button ' , but back is better than the other first sight ' arsehole', his mommy chose well? Could have been a lot worse, she could have called him Jimmy, imagine living with that the rest of your life ?

Don't give a flying f*ck. Anyone coming through my door will be face to face with something they wish they didn't

Okay, you came in with an alias, but I remembered you, Jimmy. Now you say your name is "Back?" Confusion reigns!! The paupers are rising up in revolt!! Wait, where in the (expletive) did that come from? Lol. @Lovyan, please help me out here, Sweetheart: "I'm the Sweet Jimmy, the only Sweet Jimmy, I'm the real Jimmy, will the real Jimmy, please stand up, please stand up, please stand up . . ." Ayaq cc: @RobMc, buddy, we need some sage advice here. P.S. - Can't wait for Run D.M.C.'s response (giggling and giddy with anticipation). Lol.

Great idea Hunter. Would help keep the game moving.

I played many years ago with Belted on a server where you couldn't stay in one spot very long about 10 seconds I think. You would be moved back to the spawn area so that stops alot of camping as well.

This is all 7 W@W patches in 1 zip file. It is 3.59 GB. http://www.neverdieeasy.com/angelz/codwwpatches/codwwpatches.zip

Throw in no recon and thats a 1st place badge with bragging rights!!!

did it go somewere

Your welcome!

Damn.

WHY WE LOVE OUR CHILDREN!! NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!' OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents ..' KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone.. It was the minister calling, 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now, She's hitting the bottle.' MORE NUDITY A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?' POLICE # 1 While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop? Yes,' I answered and continued writing the report. My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?' 'Yes, that's right,' I told her. 'Well, then,' she said as she extended her foot toward me, 'would you please tie my shoe?' POLICE #2 It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. 'Is that a dog you got back there?' he asked.'It sure is,' I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, 'What'd he do? ELDERLY While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, 'The tooth fairy will never believe this!' DRESS-UP A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, 'Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit.' 'And why not, darling?' 'You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.' DEATH While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: 'Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.'(I want this line used at my funeral!) SCHOOL A little girl had just finished her first week of school. 'I'm just wasting my time,' she said to her mother. 'I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!' BIBLE A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. 'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out. 'What have you got there, dear?' With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear!'

no love lost..no love found

ILL MIND

I personally believe that a CoD2 map ( alook a like) rotation brings back memories

Yay..... 2 weeks vacation in 1 day...and a week at the beach!!!!!

Hey, Power? Congratulations, buddy. You, sir, are a rarity around these-here parts 'cause you treat people with respect. You are about as rare to find as a frog's hair. Lol. Ayaq P.S - Hey, Strapping Gents (?) of >XI< and Lovely Ladies of >XI<, I forgot to say I was mostly kidding. Lol. P.P.S. - @pwrcrzy52, I forgot to mention the song I used to type AND/OR sing to you was: "I got da Powa!! It's gittin', it's gittin', it's gittin' kinda hectic . . . It's gittin', it's gittin', it's gittin' kinda hectic . . ." P.P.P.S. - LMFAO!!