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  1. JohnnyDos

    Handjob

    Handjob Uploaded 05/16/2009 A man walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50 HAND JOB: $1,000.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. 'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?' 'I was wondering,' whispers the man, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?' 'Yes,' she purrs, I am. The man replies, 'Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.
    5 points
  2. 5 points
  3. Now you are Green Dragon to me.
    4 points
  4. Now thats what I am talking about.. Gonna make a poster of you and hang it next to Raw papers poster.. My new hero...
    4 points
  5. tsw 8.5

    too funny

    As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter. I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me. I thought to myself., "I really need a new fucking boat,"
    3 points
  6. Super Max

    My wife left me

    My wife left me, went away. At first I was sad, lonely and didn’t know what to do with myself. But I bought a motorbike, threw a wild, loud party and got to meet some other women. I think my wife may not be so pleased when she comes back again from work.
    3 points
  7. I don't know if it's any kind of a record but 45 years ago today (Sept 27 1973) I smoked my first Joint. since then I have smoked at least a joint a day , That's all but maybe 8 days in there I was too sick to smoke any. As a pot head I have owned 5 different businesses and had enough money built up and saved to retire 9 years ago at age 59 and now I get a nice gratuity every month. I Have never had a traffic ticket, never been in an accident and have logged close to 1.5 Million miles driving as a profession. I have never myself been arrested, and have been in the Los Angeles county Jail at least 175 times stoned on weed as a Bounty hunter Booking criminals for the reward. Good old Clear eyes to get the red out. One more thing I just filled my pipe with some great weed and I'm going to the park to chill for a couple hours My motto Has always been "Smoke Dope, Eat Pussy and trip out like a Big Dog" . As a bounty hunter I never shot anybody to where they died from it and only had to shoot two one in the arm and the other in the leg (Felons and stupid) Hell I caught them LOL.
    2 points
  8. Funny, My job for the last 16 years is in a TBS kliniek, kind of hard to explain what TBS is, but its a bit like Jeroen said, a psychiatric jail, If something goes wrong between the walls, Im the one to lead the intervention s for example when there is a fight going on, something medical or a fire. Before that I worked in the construction, mostly steel constructions. Done that with a lot of pleasure. And I still try to work as a gigolo, but no cusomers sofar, dunno why, prob because Im an Xtreme Idiot^^
    2 points
  9. deerejon

    Honest Date?

    I think he just loves cheeseburgers!!
    2 points
  10. Deerjon,I'm turning 67 in DEC. been smoking since I was 19.Plus I got to retire at 51,still married have 2 sons 3 grandkids and still have my wife since 1974,not bad for a chronic pot smoker.Canada will be able to smoke everywhere where people can smoke cigarettes,this happens OCT.17/2018. The province announced the regulations will allow marijuana to be smoked anywhere cigarettes can be smoked, and will be covered by the Smoke-Free Ontario Act. It means anywhere people can smoke a cigarette, people can smoke pot, including outside of the police station on the sidewalk.
    2 points
  11. Loads of Canadian POT smokers here too LOL Some of us grow our own as well. A shit load of truck drivers smoke it daily. Cops, lawyers, judges, doctors, school board employees, ceos and on and on, the list is humongous of who partakes in that awesome plant. lol
    2 points
  12. deerejon

    Queen Mary 2

    Not everyday you get to see the QM2 coming into NY Harbor. I was out fishing in the Ambrose Channel Sunday and not only is she huge, but man she comes up fast....
    2 points
  13. Angelz

    Queen Mary 2

    OMFG I did not put that together. LOL I feel like a dork now hahahhahhahhaha I have purchased stuff from IKEA LOL
    2 points
  14. Gul'Dan

    Happy birthday TIMMAH

    Happy birthday ya filthy animal!
    2 points
  15. 2 points
  16. I thought you were high on every game.....instead of f...you must be pressing E to thaw.... lol
    2 points
  17. This one will still kick yours' butt!! He has been widely known as Buck the hacker
    2 points
  18. So, you are the one responsible for the labyrinth in IKEA stores? Well done! But it kills my legs when I must follow my wife and my daughter shopping there
    2 points
  19. and part time "orderer of samiches!"
    1 point
  20. LOCO

    Youtube videos don't display

    try updating flash and browsers and see if that works
    1 point
  21. Super Max

    The right answer!

    A boy comes home and proudly announces to his parents, "Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!" The parents are very happy and ask, "That's amazing Lenny! And what was the question?" Sticking out his chest, the boys says, "Who farted?"
    1 point
  22. Super Max

    I look like

    Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree. Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella. Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?
    1 point
  23. Super Max

    The potato

    Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing! Father: Really, what? Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
    1 point
  24. I served in the Marine Corps for 14 years. Currently I own a logistics company.
    1 point
  25. codpiece

    Happy Birthday JimpXI

    Happy B-day Jimp ole chap!
    1 point
  26. AyaqGuyaq

    Happy Birthday JimpXI

    Yeah, what Sweet Sandra Anne said!! Wishing you many more. Ayaq
    1 point
  27. FireFit

    USMale Tribute

    I would love to honor Male and play on whatever weekend is picked. I have never met him in person but he was a great guy in game and I enjoyed conversing with him. He will be missed.
    1 point
  28. sandradee2

    Happy Birthday JimpXI

    happy birthday
    1 point
  29. Timmah!

    Queen Mary 2

    That's an IKEA sub; it will eventually fail due to the extra parts remaining after it was built.
    1 point
  30. I decrease the surplus population one soul at a time,when asked to....uh ,well.when paid for.....and that's all you need to know.....
    1 point
  31. Hey man, welcome to the forums!
    1 point
  32. isnt he a cutie , our "little"puppy, he becomes 1 year old in October. The white one is also ours, he is 9 years old
    1 point
  33. 1 point
  34. VHS2

    Queen Mary 2

    The "French ship" was built in Saint-Nazaire to promote the "friendship" between UK and France @RobMc
    1 point
  35. manager at a Home Depot, 22 years now. Have 85 associates responsible for the day to day as well as training, hiring and driving sales. Also I get to walk average of 12 miles a day every day I work.
    1 point
  36. Clinical psychologist in a clinic for abused and neglected children. Games are a great escape and a awesome way of releasing anger and frustration
    1 point
  37. Me, I worked at Chrysler Canada for 31 years,retired at 51 years old, this year (DEC.)I'll be 67.That's about it.At least I let some kid have a job for the last 14 years.I like being retired boys.Hey what are you guys doing tomorrow?Oh I forgot you have to go to work.
    1 point
  38. Guess I missed this thread before I'm a psychiatric nurse. Worked a lot in psychiatric jails (called TBS in dutch), elderly psychiatrics, child psychiatric hospitals and since almost two years working on a Intensive accute psychiatric ward where people usually come after they got arrested on the streets and spent one or two nights in jail. Currently got a job application running to become a psychiatric nurse on Aruba for six months to two years and start up the mental healthcare there, working together with Respaldo (name of the institution there). All cool jobs mentioned in this thread before but I got the best one!
    1 point
  39. Currently i am a Painting and decorating Apprentice with MITIE but i am thinking of a career change to the RAF (Royal Air Force)
    1 point
  40. IT Engineer (SAN Storage / Backup / Disaster Recovery), Professional Photographer....um and volunteer Firefighter.
    1 point
  41. Assistant Manager at Home Depot 21 years
    1 point
  42. Retired ...........
    1 point
  43. International hitman - I play COD for practice! - film made about me, 'Day of the Jerkoff' co starring Zombie
    1 point
  44. 22 years of putting the "fun" in refund I'm a tax accountant
    1 point
  45. Human Resources/Accounting/Inventory/Payroll and usually whatever needs done at a chemical plant. We make oil and grease additives and rubber accelerators. Working on my 23rd year there.
    1 point
  46. Im a Nurse in geriatrics's.
    1 point
  47. I work in the lab of a plastic recycling factory. Test and mix plastics to customer spec. 20 years in!
    1 point
  48. I work as a Lighting cameraman for BBC in Salford
    1 point
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