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Handjob Uploaded 05/16/2009 A man walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50 HAND JOB: $1,000.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. 'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?' 'I was wondering,' whispers the man, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?' 'Yes,' she purrs, I am. The man replies, 'Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.5 points
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POT Smokers of America can you beet this.
White_Dragon and 4 others reacted to Elvis9 for a topic
Puff,The Magic Dragon!5 points -
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Now you are Green Dragon to me.4 points
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Now thats what I am talking about.. Gonna make a poster of you and hang it next to Raw papers poster.. My new hero...4 points
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POT Smokers of America can you beet this.
BUDMAN and one other reacted to White_Dragon for a topic
I don't know if it's any kind of a record but 45 years ago today (Sept 27 1973) I smoked my first Joint. since then I have smoked at least a joint a day , That's all but maybe 8 days in there I was too sick to smoke any. As a pot head I have owned 5 different businesses and had enough money built up and saved to retire 9 years ago at age 59 and now I get a nice gratuity every month. I Have never had a traffic ticket, never been in an accident and have logged close to 1.5 Million miles driving as a profession. I have never myself been arrested, and have been in the Los Angeles county Jail at least 175 times stoned on weed as a Bounty hunter Booking criminals for the reward. Good old Clear eyes to get the red out. One more thing I just filled my pipe with some great weed and I'm going to the park to chill for a couple hours My motto Has always been "Smoke Dope, Eat Pussy and trip out like a Big Dog" . As a bounty hunter I never shot anybody to where they died from it and only had to shoot two one in the arm and the other in the leg (Felons and stupid) Hell I caught them LOL.2 points -
Funny, My job for the last 16 years is in a TBS kliniek, kind of hard to explain what TBS is, but its a bit like Jeroen said, a psychiatric jail, If something goes wrong between the walls, Im the one to lead the intervention s for example when there is a fight going on, something medical or a fire. Before that I worked in the construction, mostly steel constructions. Done that with a lot of pleasure. And I still try to work as a gigolo, but no cusomers sofar, dunno why, prob because Im an Xtreme Idiot^^2 points
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I think he just loves cheeseburgers!!2 points
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Deerjon,I'm turning 67 in DEC. been smoking since I was 19.Plus I got to retire at 51,still married have 2 sons 3 grandkids and still have my wife since 1974,not bad for a chronic pot smoker.Canada will be able to smoke everywhere where people can smoke cigarettes,this happens OCT.17/2018. The province announced the regulations will allow marijuana to be smoked anywhere cigarettes can be smoked, and will be covered by the Smoke-Free Ontario Act. It means anywhere people can smoke a cigarette, people can smoke pot, including outside of the police station on the sidewalk.2 points
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Loads of Canadian POT smokers here too LOL Some of us grow our own as well. A shit load of truck drivers smoke it daily. Cops, lawyers, judges, doctors, school board employees, ceos and on and on, the list is humongous of who partakes in that awesome plant. lol2 points
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Not everyday you get to see the QM2 coming into NY Harbor. I was out fishing in the Ambrose Channel Sunday and not only is she huge, but man she comes up fast....2 points
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OMFG I did not put that together. LOL I feel like a dork now hahahhahhahhaha I have purchased stuff from IKEA LOL2 points
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Happy birthday ya filthy animal!2 points
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I thought you were high on every game.....instead of f...you must be pressing E to thaw.... lol2 points
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So, you are the one responsible for the labyrinth in IKEA stores? Well done! But it kills my legs when I must follow my wife and my daughter shopping there2 points
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What do you guys do for a living?
Angelz reacted to icequeenherb for a topic
and part time "orderer of samiches!"1 point -
try updating flash and browsers and see if that works1 point
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A boy comes home and proudly announces to his parents, "Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!" The parents are very happy and ask, "That's amazing Lenny! And what was the question?" Sticking out his chest, the boys says, "Who farted?"1 point
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Chips Ahoy reacted to Sixgun for a topic
I served in the Marine Corps for 14 years. Currently I own a logistics company.1 point -
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Yeah, what Sweet Sandra Anne said!! Wishing you many more. Ayaq1 point
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I would love to honor Male and play on whatever weekend is picked. I have never met him in person but he was a great guy in game and I enjoyed conversing with him. He will be missed.1 point
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That's an IKEA sub; it will eventually fail due to the extra parts remaining after it was built.1 point
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babyback reacted to Streetcleaner for a topic
I decrease the surplus population one soul at a time,when asked to....uh ,well.when paid for.....and that's all you need to know.....1 point -
Have you seen my THUMBS!?!
Muffinhandz reacted to _derXos_ for a topic
Hey man, welcome to the forums!1 point -
Aw love your animals1 point
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The "French ship" was built in Saint-Nazaire to promote the "friendship" between UK and France @RobMc1 point
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icequeenherb reacted to spinpuppy for a topic
manager at a Home Depot, 22 years now. Have 85 associates responsible for the day to day as well as training, hiring and driving sales. Also I get to walk average of 12 miles a day every day I work.1 point -
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icequeenherb reacted to _derXos_ for a topic
Clinical psychologist in a clinic for abused and neglected children. Games are a great escape and a awesome way of releasing anger and frustration1 point -
Me, I worked at Chrysler Canada for 31 years,retired at 51 years old, this year (DEC.)I'll be 67.That's about it.At least I let some kid have a job for the last 14 years.I like being retired boys.Hey what are you guys doing tomorrow?Oh I forgot you have to go to work.1 point
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Guess I missed this thread before I'm a psychiatric nurse. Worked a lot in psychiatric jails (called TBS in dutch), elderly psychiatrics, child psychiatric hospitals and since almost two years working on a Intensive accute psychiatric ward where people usually come after they got arrested on the streets and spent one or two nights in jail. Currently got a job application running to become a psychiatric nurse on Aruba for six months to two years and start up the mental healthcare there, working together with Respaldo (name of the institution there). All cool jobs mentioned in this thread before but I got the best one!1 point
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PainKiller reacted to moxie for a topic
Currently i am a Painting and decorating Apprentice with MITIE but i am thinking of a career change to the RAF (Royal Air Force)1 point -
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IT Engineer (SAN Storage / Backup / Disaster Recovery), Professional Photographer....um and volunteer Firefighter.1 point
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icequeenherb reacted to spinpuppy for a topic
Assistant Manager at Home Depot 21 years1 point -
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icequeenherb reacted to RobMc for a topic
International hitman - I play COD for practice! - film made about me, 'Day of the Jerkoff' co starring Zombie1 point -
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icequeenherb reacted to WldPenguin for a topic
22 years of putting the "fun" in refund I'm a tax accountant1 point -
Human Resources/Accounting/Inventory/Payroll and usually whatever needs done at a chemical plant. We make oil and grease additives and rubber accelerators. Working on my 23rd year there.1 point
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I work in the lab of a plastic recycling factory. Test and mix plastics to customer spec. 20 years in!1 point
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I work as a Lighting cameraman for BBC in Salford1 point