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  1. AlphaDog

    Frozen Niagara Falls

    Some Pics of Niagara Falls frozen!
    10 points
  2. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like. I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'
    10 points
  3. baldie

    Nuns Going to Heaven

    When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy. "And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?" "Well," says the first nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger." "OK," says St. Peter, "dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into heaven." The next nun admits, "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit." "OK," says St. Peter, "rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into heaven." Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to cut in front. "Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter. "Well, your excellency," says the nun who is trying to improve her position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her ass in it."
    5 points
  4. Ruggerxi

    map skipping???

    @dadda2 can you make sure we have the right version loaded and the other one removed so it doens't get loaded again. If the correct version is loaded and we are still having issues then @Labob do you still have the original map file so you can alter either the sounds and the spawn points? @Crack I agree that Members should have more say on what happens in and with the servers. Have a great weekend and if you end up on TV make sure you mention you're part of >XI<, the greatest gaming clan in the world
    5 points
  5. Hey there! I was just browsing through the site and I got super excited to see there's other photographers here! I've been doing photography for about 5 years now, 2 years professionally. I am currently using the Canon 80D, along with a small variety of lenses. I specialize in portraiture and have recently jumped into the wedding game. I also do something a little different, I do a little urban exploration in my free time. I'll share a few of those photos!
    4 points
  6. J3st3r

    Frozen Niagara Falls

    Holy shit that's some HUGE people.
    3 points
  7. So...you've had the 'Sportsman's Double'.
    3 points
  8. RobMc

    map skipping???

    Well lying in bed all warm while it snows outside, I fancy a bit of mischief, I'm with Crack on this one, fuck em I say lol. signed Rob, manservant to our royalty, would the admins care for tea ?? fu commoners I've got blue blood same as Icequeen, but mine is hot !
    3 points
  9. Labob

    map skipping???

    Hmm interesting so is Chile or Hxtr the jester
    3 points
  10. Crack

    map skipping???

    B4 OR AFTER U GET REDIRECTED? LMFAO
    3 points
  11. Please Welcome SirThunder To Our Clan
    2 points
  12. Helio

    Frozen Niagara Falls

    @J3st3r Huge people, or just a tiny woman ?
    2 points
  13. RobMc

    map skipping???

    I have just left after this has happened again, no vote just constant bullying, mostly from non members so fu all, disgraceful, this has convinced me more than ever that Crack is right, me I'm off to one of the adult servers.
    2 points
  14. Welcome and now that’s out of the way, here is your first official >X< FU
    2 points
  15. baldie

    Nuns Going to Heaven

    An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed. He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it! Be strong and I love you." After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says: "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too."
    2 points
  16. Crack

    map skipping???

    blah blah blah LIKE IS SAID >XI< SHOULD HAVE MORE CALL ON A >XI< SERVER THEN A NON >XI< PERSON it aint rocket science how it should be.. weve had non >XI< MEMBERS BOOT US FROM MAPS THAT >XI< MEMBERS WANTED TO PLAY! ...i see u got a boner for me idk ur mr out there royalty and elite blah blah blah blah nothin to do with what i mentioned i started smokin and it hit me..admins actually are elite individuals here in >XI< LMAO they got post members cant read vote on shit members cant vote on and us members have post that registered users cant read..hmmmmm u should look into this sammy its already happening ur right! lol
    2 points
  17. Sammy

    map skipping???

    I suppose we should change everything. You are either a member or one of the asshole common folk. Some would call that elitist and PC users get called that already. So does that make XI members the elite of the elite? And if you are an admin, does that make you a leader of the elite of the elite? Maybe the senior admins the dukes and duchesses with Rugger as the king? Its getting mighty confusing if you ask me. The question is whether or not XI royalty is a constitutional monarchy. Or an absolute one.
    2 points
  18. WELCOME aboard >IDIOT<
    2 points
  19. 2 points
  20. Wow, amazing pics, @AlphaDog. @deerejon, aka "John, Dear," took the words right outta my mouth. I visited the Niagra Falls (about 70 miles from Toronto) in 2003 on "the Canadian side." The surveyors delineating the boundary between the U.S. and Canada most certainly were Canadian; how else could you explain the little "trickle" on the U.S. side and the magnificent "Horseshoe Falls" on the Canadian side of the border? It's hard to believe that that massive volume of water could freeze like that. Thanks for sharing. Ayaq
    2 points
  21. Forget a barrel....over the falls in a sled!!!
    2 points
  22. I was one of the players back then .Probably not in the original but was in there with Boom, Hogan, Maz and Johnny alot. Pretty sure that was one of the first awards I got, from DOS himself...but that was 2010-11 range, never did get that badge back...
    2 points
  23. Helio

    First Brew Bottling

    This is my second attempt at homebrewing beer, I messed the first one up by storing it too warm while fermenting. This second one went well and is now being stored for another 2 weeks so the yeast and turn the priming sugars into bubbles. This is Nut Brown Ale.
    1 point
  24. FlyingDutch

    map skipping???

    so playing COD4 main server just now and a map was skipped which is a good map. I asked why this happened and was told there was a vote. then i was told that the vote was only for americans, then i questioned that the vote didn't happen in game. I then got told i was going to be kicked for questioning this. I quit. Can a senior admin tell me what on earth happened or perhaps pull up the logs of this "vote" ??
    1 point
  25. RobMc

    Flat Earth and 9/11

    Oh boy Ham you sure do stay up to date lol, he's 'retired' to that great contrail in the sky WideawakeRob
    1 point
  26. RobMc

    map skipping???

    What time do you want the bath running ?? cucumber sandwiches ?? Rob (busy pressing collars, or in J3sters case - neck) lol
    1 point
  27. RobMc

    map skipping???

    Who is Hxtr ???? ? Who is Chile ?????? ?
    1 point
  28. Helio

    First Brew Bottling

    I'll be sure to. Gotta let the bottles sit for 2 weeks before i can put them in the fridge. So thats like feb 13th, Ill prob update this post with pics of the beer and how it tastes ?
    1 point
  29. Saw that one a mile away. Or a kilometer for you non-Americans.
    1 point
  30. Chile welcome to the club! There is no real answer for your question. If you want the camera to do everything for you (shutter speed, aperture and ISO) then leave it on automatic. To me this defeats the purpose of having a DSLR....might as well have a point-n-shoot. Here is a little guide that will help you understand aperture, shutter speed and ISO....the three main parts of getting a quality image. https://digital-photography-school.com/megapost-learning-how-to-use-your-first-dslr/
    1 point
  31. Crack

    map skipping???

    no.... why we got asshole commoners who wont put on tags but want and can vote on a vote
    1 point
  32. oK. Might want to pick up this hobbit ..I work in the building that I live in and just score a Canon Eos t3 rebel , (people moved out and left ) Have NO idea if its good or not ( quality I mean) camera works just fine just have to figure out settings, that's when you guys come in..Does any one know how I can get started? . I mean..what settings are better under what conditions and things like that.. Here is a picture of my new baby..
    1 point
  33. RobMc

    Cutest pic so far

    I got the impression you loved 'pussy' ?
    1 point
  34. and still under it ..... one of the most over looked metal bands that crush !!
    1 point
  35. Barron

    Other Game Ban Appeal

    Right after a long discussion with the admins we have reduced your ban to 1 week temp ban. Conditions after your ban expire is: No more beef with Nullspace on the servers, dont type to each other. I will be speaking to Nullspace giving him a warning very shortly about it too. Any use of other glitches again then your ban will remain If your caught on an alt account using another VPN during your 1 week temp ban your ban will go back to permanent. If that does happen we will be doing changes to the servers in regards to VPN's You probably would of just been unbanned altogether if you didnt ban evade. This is a once off ban reduction. Info of your new ban below: Banlength 1 wk Expires on 02-07-19 12:20
    1 point
  36. Giggles

    map skipping???

    I was in the server for all of this and yes a vote was called and yes the amount of people we needed to get the map changed was gotten so it got pushed....... I am the one who told you that the vote was called and that's why it was pushed..... Yes Chile was messing with you good lord ... This is XI and we all mess around with other people.... Sorry that you took it poorly... @crimson did was we ALL wanted !!!
    1 point
  37. RobMc

    map skipping???

    Happening more and more, did they scream go to spec and then bully the ones that wanted to play?? forgive them, they are children
    1 point
  38. NO!!! What do you think I'm an >IDIOT<????
    1 point
  39. Is that what you thought it was for???
    1 point
  40. Icequeen

    Membership

    I can't tell you what I had to do for mine....
    1 point
  41. Bosun

    Membership

    It can take a little while to get the invite...I had to start playing drunk for a few months to fit in with these damn idiots...
    1 point
  42. NumNutz

    I quit

    Awesome.. good luck on your new job Pink
    1 point
  43. Happy B-Day tsw
    1 point
  44. Happy B-Day Athena, hope its a good one
    1 point
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