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She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like. I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'10 points
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When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy. "And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?" "Well," says the first nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger." "OK," says St. Peter, "dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into heaven." The next nun admits, "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit." "OK," says St. Peter, "rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into heaven." Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to cut in front. "Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter. "Well, your excellency," says the nun who is trying to improve her position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her ass in it."5 points
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@dadda2 can you make sure we have the right version loaded and the other one removed so it doens't get loaded again. If the correct version is loaded and we are still having issues then @Labob do you still have the original map file so you can alter either the sounds and the spawn points? @Crack I agree that Members should have more say on what happens in and with the servers. Have a great weekend and if you end up on TV make sure you mention you're part of >XI<, the greatest gaming clan in the world5 points
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Photography - Discussion, Photos, Equipment, Etc.
Olive and 3 others reacted to MHsDaughter for a topic
Hey there! I was just browsing through the site and I got super excited to see there's other photographers here! I've been doing photography for about 5 years now, 2 years professionally. I am currently using the Canon 80D, along with a small variety of lenses. I specialize in portraiture and have recently jumped into the wedding game. I also do something a little different, I do a little urban exploration in my free time. I'll share a few of those photos!4 points -
Holy shit that's some HUGE people.3 points
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So...you've had the 'Sportsman's Double'.3 points
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Well lying in bed all warm while it snows outside, I fancy a bit of mischief, I'm with Crack on this one, fuck em I say lol. signed Rob, manservant to our royalty, would the admins care for tea ?? fu commoners I've got blue blood same as Icequeen, but mine is hot !3 points
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Hmm interesting so is Chile or Hxtr the jester3 points
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B4 OR AFTER U GET REDIRECTED? LMFAO3 points
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@J3st3r Huge people, or just a tiny woman ?2 points
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I have just left after this has happened again, no vote just constant bullying, mostly from non members so fu all, disgraceful, this has convinced me more than ever that Crack is right, me I'm off to one of the adult servers.2 points
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An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed. He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it! Be strong and I love you." After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says: "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too."2 points
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blah blah blah LIKE IS SAID >XI< SHOULD HAVE MORE CALL ON A >XI< SERVER THEN A NON >XI< PERSON it aint rocket science how it should be.. weve had non >XI< MEMBERS BOOT US FROM MAPS THAT >XI< MEMBERS WANTED TO PLAY! ...i see u got a boner for me idk ur mr out there royalty and elite blah blah blah blah nothin to do with what i mentioned i started smokin and it hit me..admins actually are elite individuals here in >XI< LMAO they got post members cant read vote on shit members cant vote on and us members have post that registered users cant read..hmmmmm u should look into this sammy its already happening ur right! lol2 points
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I suppose we should change everything. You are either a member or one of the asshole common folk. Some would call that elitist and PC users get called that already. So does that make XI members the elite of the elite? And if you are an admin, does that make you a leader of the elite of the elite? Maybe the senior admins the dukes and duchesses with Rugger as the king? Its getting mighty confusing if you ask me. The question is whether or not XI royalty is a constitutional monarchy. Or an absolute one.2 points
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Please Welcome SirThunder To Our Clan
SirThunder and one other reacted to TBB for a topic
WELCOME aboard >IDIOT<2 points -
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Wow, amazing pics, @AlphaDog. @deerejon, aka "John, Dear," took the words right outta my mouth. I visited the Niagra Falls (about 70 miles from Toronto) in 2003 on "the Canadian side." The surveyors delineating the boundary between the U.S. and Canada most certainly were Canadian; how else could you explain the little "trickle" on the U.S. side and the magnificent "Horseshoe Falls" on the Canadian side of the border? It's hard to believe that that massive volume of water could freeze like that. Thanks for sharing. Ayaq2 points
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Frozen Niagara Falls
Hunter1948 and one other reacted to deerejon for a topic
Forget a barrel....over the falls in a sled!!!2 points -
original breakfast club members names ?
Markoff and one other reacted to Marauder-CDN for a topic
I was one of the players back then .Probably not in the original but was in there with Boom, Hogan, Maz and Johnny alot. Pretty sure that was one of the first awards I got, from DOS himself...but that was 2010-11 range, never did get that badge back...2 points -
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map skipping???
*fry* reacted to FlyingDutch for a topic
so playing COD4 main server just now and a map was skipped which is a good map. I asked why this happened and was told there was a vote. then i was told that the vote was only for americans, then i questioned that the vote didn't happen in game. I then got told i was going to be kicked for questioning this. I quit. Can a senior admin tell me what on earth happened or perhaps pull up the logs of this "vote" ??1 point -
Oh boy Ham you sure do stay up to date lol, he's 'retired' to that great contrail in the sky WideawakeRob1 point
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What time do you want the bath running ?? cucumber sandwiches ?? Rob (busy pressing collars, or in J3sters case - neck) lol1 point
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I'll be sure to. Gotta let the bottles sit for 2 weeks before i can put them in the fridge. So thats like feb 13th, Ill prob update this post with pics of the beer and how it tastes ?1 point
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Saw that one a mile away. Or a kilometer for you non-Americans.1 point
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Chile welcome to the club! There is no real answer for your question. If you want the camera to do everything for you (shutter speed, aperture and ISO) then leave it on automatic. To me this defeats the purpose of having a DSLR....might as well have a point-n-shoot. Here is a little guide that will help you understand aperture, shutter speed and ISO....the three main parts of getting a quality image. https://digital-photography-school.com/megapost-learning-how-to-use-your-first-dslr/1 point
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no.... why we got asshole commoners who wont put on tags but want and can vote on a vote1 point
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Photography - Discussion, Photos, Equipment, Etc.
Hunter1948 reacted to Unchileno for a topic
oK. Might want to pick up this hobbit ..I work in the building that I live in and just score a Canon Eos t3 rebel , (people moved out and left ) Have NO idea if its good or not ( quality I mean) camera works just fine just have to figure out settings, that's when you guys come in..Does any one know how I can get started? . I mean..what settings are better under what conditions and things like that.. Here is a picture of my new baby..1 point -
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What Are You Listening To Today?
Billymilano reacted to Streetcleaner for a topic
and still under it ..... one of the most over looked metal bands that crush !!1 point -
Other Game Ban Appeal
Pingfuzzboi reacted to Barron for a topic
Right after a long discussion with the admins we have reduced your ban to 1 week temp ban. Conditions after your ban expire is: No more beef with Nullspace on the servers, dont type to each other. I will be speaking to Nullspace giving him a warning very shortly about it too. Any use of other glitches again then your ban will remain If your caught on an alt account using another VPN during your 1 week temp ban your ban will go back to permanent. If that does happen we will be doing changes to the servers in regards to VPN's You probably would of just been unbanned altogether if you didnt ban evade. This is a once off ban reduction. Info of your new ban below: Banlength 1 wk Expires on 02-07-19 12:201 point -
I was in the server for all of this and yes a vote was called and yes the amount of people we needed to get the map changed was gotten so it got pushed....... I am the one who told you that the vote was called and that's why it was pushed..... Yes Chile was messing with you good lord ... This is XI and we all mess around with other people.... Sorry that you took it poorly... @crimson did was we ALL wanted !!!1 point
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Happening more and more, did they scream go to spec and then bully the ones that wanted to play?? forgive them, they are children1 point
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NO!!! What do you think I'm an >IDIOT<????1 point
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Is that what you thought it was for???1 point
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It can take a little while to get the invite...I had to start playing drunk for a few months to fit in with these damn idiots...1 point
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Happy Birthday AthenA
AngerIssues reacted to NumNutz for a topic
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