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Been here for 3 days so far and decided to go for a walk at 9.30pm and stumbled across this

Apparently, you haven't experienced an XI Fest before ??

One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn’t figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn’t understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, “My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran.”

This year we are having our 2019 USA >XI< Fest in Charlotte North Carolina. Dates are Sept 12-15, we've rented 3 houses on a lake just west of Charlotte. We will have details on events and hotels nearby soon. Get your vacation time in now with your work and start saving some cash for the hookers and drugs. Ask to join this group if you wanna stay up on the Fest details https://www.xtremeidiots.com/clubs/24-xi-fest-charlotte-2019/

Hello everyone just a request here and a little update on Mac...He has beat the leukemia but at a very high price both physically and mentally as anyone could imagen... The fight has left him weak and beside himself at this time and we need to Pray for his strength Keep him and his wife Peggy in your thoughts and Prayers Thank you loADER>XI< - Bill Shep

Wow. Very insightful Bosun. Indeed, Rugger is a real person - physically. You see, Rugger was a carpet installer when he began the clan but years of sniffing carpet glue turned his brain to mush and in 2011, he finally became a ward of the State of Wisconsin and currently resides at the Eau Claire Sanitarium for the Seriously Deranged. Various among the senior admin take turns speaking for him. Some think they've met Rugger at previous Fests. Afraid not. That was a stand-in, an unemployed barnyard masturbator and part-time actor named Beezow Zopitty. He'll be in Charlotte this year and prefers to be called by his nickname, NumbNuts.

Rumor has it that my ship will be in refit around about the time the Fest is on...I'll try and make it, I want to see if this @Ruggerxi fellow is real or just imaginary like Bigfoot ?

Hi, Pissy. Not sure about Japanese players in this "clique," but our resident Sweetheart, @BlackRose, might be able to hook you up with her sister-in-law, "Tokyo Rose." Send Sweet BlackRose--with her venomous, glistening, ebony thorns--a P.M. and she can provide you with some contact info. Ayaq

Here is my second childhood favorite...

so you know and agreed to the rules and are clear racism is not tolerated yet you accidentally typed naggers to go around the chat filters I call BS on that one

no one cares what color you or your friends are. The rules clearly state no racism is allowed so go thank you friend for your ban

who the hell is tokyo rose!!!hahahahahaha

Brilliant, a whistles as near as I get nowadays lol.

Bought my lottery tickets this morning.

Hi, I may be moving to Japan later this year after at least six months of work in the Texas Oil fields. Just wondering if we have any Japan based players in this click? I have an awesome little yum yum over there & may be spending a big part of each year to come in Japan after Im done with work here in the states.

Rotation 12 24 sallys map rotation 1 put in 22 02 19 dadda2 map mp_aquadukt2 map mp_convoy map mp_4hanoi map mp_athena map mp_caen map mp_cassino map mp_e_streetstation map mp_sc_hangar map mp_selo map mp_toujane_beta map mp_trainstation map mp_urban map mp_vac_2 map mp_beta map mp_moh_sfrance_b1 map mp_4t4scrap map mp_arkona map mp_doomed map mp_hollow map mp_jarak map mp_lobby_fsd map mp_dawnville_rota1 server will need restart admin please post this thread when done enjoy

Rest In Peace my friend. This is a sad day for >XI<. Mac was a member for a long time, he will be missed but never forgotten.

Have a great day everyone.

This poor bloke went to hospital for a circumcision but, because of some fuck up during the operation, he ended up having a complete sex change. All the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed as he was waking up so they could give him the bad news. Naturally, the poor bloke went to pieces and started crying when they explained what had happened to him. “Shit!” he moaned “this means I’ll never be able to experience an erection ever again!” “Of course you will” one of the doctors soothed. It’ll just have to be someone else’s, that’s all”.

A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn’t please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said “I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!” He said, “Explain the kids!”

Great Rotation!

prayers for mac daddy and his wife from us?

Nerd lol

It was good; gonna have to freeze 1/2 of it. Sauce, noodles, ricotta, mozzarella, sauce, noodles, ricotta, mozzarella, sauce, noodles, mozzarella, sauce, mozzarella, parmesan. Recipe: https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/23600/worlds-best-lasagna/ Added some bacon drippings & a few other modicfications.

Yeah, what Ms. O'Hara said. Happy Birthday!! Ayaq

Hi all , my family and I are leaving to san francisco tomorrow for a week of vacation we are going to the island of Alcatraz to see the prison !!! then the streets of san Francisco trolley tour around town and then a tour of my oldest sons new company that he is working for so ill tube you guys in about a week take care all and ill miss you

I get around, San Jose, Santa Clara, Sunnyvale, Los Altos, Palo Alto, Mountain View... I boom boom all over the valley.

Miss Mac in game - no other >IDIOT< like him - hang in there

Why don't you learn how to fucking spell first.

Loader thanks for the updates and saying prayers for our good buddy Mac, and I have a feeling he is too ornery for this to beat him. Next time you talk to him please let him know I just checked the stats and he is "Still #1" all time scoring leader on the DM server. We all know how much he loves his stats and would bitch when they didn't update right in the old days. Miss his dry sense of humor and giving others crap. Like he said "No love for the inmates" lol. Fight on Brother you're number 1 in all our books

What happened to the sled ??, tell me you haven't eaten the huskies ?? If it was business class my illusions of Alaskans are gone forever. India ?? ffs keep your hands off, we gave you up to keep them, expeditionary force were you ????? we'll have muskets loaded now.

Indeed Pain, we might be idiots and *ass at times, but at the end we are all friends. I was going to say "brothers" but i threw up a little bit in my mouth when I remembered what a classless bitch you are when we play. Haha jk....hmmm not really

Welcome to the >XI< Forums. Incidentally, it's "Bada Bing Bada @iboomboom," so you might wanna work on that. Lol. Ayaq

Sorry I have not updated in some time but Mac has been all over the place with ups and downs...Today is a down day and Mac is in ICU in very bad shape with his health failing rapidly... I would like to ask all of you to lift up a special Prayer for Mac and his wife Peggy today and put him in Our Lords hands... Thank you

Watch @iboomboom doesn't tube your ass. He's down in San Jose.

Don't fall off the flat earth...

If you rent a car or have a car in SF. Do not leave anything in it all. The city is riddled with crime and cars are broken into on a daily bases.

OK ladies Enough of the BS drama and name calling. @Angelz @fbi_open_up you are both way out of line.

Best cut of meat for this recipe is pork shoulder. It literally melts in your slow cooker or low temperature oven. The reason is that the shoulder has quite a bit of collagen and cartilage, and this eventually melts and makes the meat juicy and tender. As per BBQ sauce, I personally prefer to decide which one to use and how much of it after letting the meat rest for a few minutes and tasting it. We don't need to kill the natural, delicious pork flavor, but rather enhance the taste. My two cents