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XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. pwrcrzy52 (67)crimson (52)Onyx (35)

dont know about you but that pic of the beach looks like some one had the bad case of the shits!

I have not read ALL the posts, but Queenie wants to go to Scotland for one thing............................. The kilts, and lack of anything under them....HAHA Thought you could get one buy me didn't ya? Oh ya, and I'm originally from there, so I'm thinking she wants to be more like me.......haha............. Good luck Buddy, I hope you can do it!! PS..........she also thinks Shrek is real, and wants to meat him ........................

Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what ! ! A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends..Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?' She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.' 'Why?' he asked. She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!' 'Let me see' he said. 'Okay' and she showed him.. He looked and said, 'That's right.You are! Better not eat any more chicken.' He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, 'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!' She asked if she could look, so he showed her! She said, 'Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, here's a weird one. Today is mine and Pwrcrazy B-day. He is 67 born in 52. I am 52 born in 67.

happy b day cadeaux for crazy in the frenchi styl lol

Wow, we got three awesome birthdays, today . . . Happy birthday, to all of you. Some say Wednesdays are hectic . . . "I got the Pow-ah!!!! It's gittin', it's gittin', it's gittin's kinda hectic . . . It's gittin', it's gittin', it's gittin' kinda hectic . . . I got the Pow-ah!!!! . . . " Happy birthday, buddy. Ayaq

Happy Birthday guys. Hope you have a fantastic one and many more to come.

Happy B-Day buddies.

I think that is hillbilly slang for Fort Worth LOL

Have you ever been here? If you have did some thing bad happen to you? Canada is one of the highest paid countries for nurses. There is no waiting for papers if you prove your skills. Your automatically accepted. If you ever consider Canada do not even look at Ontario. It has the lowest pay for nurses. I believe British Columbia is the highest. BC also has the Canadian Rockies. You can sit out on your deck every morning with your coffee and look at them. BC also has no industries so you get breath in fresh air 24/7. It is beautiful there. I do not know what your responsibilities are as a US nurse but in Canada you do not need a doctor watching over you when it comes to inserting IV's, taking blood samples, making decisions you feel is ok for a patient, etc etc etc. I read an article about a Canadian Nurse who went to the UK and about 4 months in she wants to come back to Canada because she wasn't allowed to do anything without a doctor's permission. The doctors do everything there. The nurses do not have the permissions as other countries and the wages are not as high.

LOL I actually can hear that accent hahahhahhaha love reading it hahhahahhahha I'm Canadian and over the week end we hit high temps. 45 Celsius which is 113 o. Stayed inside my igloo with air on. LOL @JohnnyDos did you get the same temp?

I can´t turn them off... you know, i love animal porn with u as the topact, @AyaqGuyaq ?

@FRENCHI Faut pas leur dire mais le baise-balls, c'est une invention française ?

Happy Birthday Crimson and Pwcrazy enjoy your day with family ???

I love Bob! His commentary is great.

Happy Birthday and have a great day

En clair vous devrez prouvé que vous n avez pas dévalisé de banque ou bien que vous n avez pas empoisonné votre ancien mari ou bien que vous n avez pas fait de prostitution ???

"Nom-nom-nom . . . na-na, na-na-na . . . Nom-nom-nom, na, na-na . . . na . . . Nom-nom-nom, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, nom-nom-na-na-na . . ." Sesame Street fans, anyone? Hmm? Lol. Ayaq

Mmmmmm Icequeem nom nom nom. Still have a room if ya want it.

Yea this is one of ours, we pre baste them before feeding them to tourists as 'chicken', the sticky bbq ones are delicious but can't fly far.

Many prayers for your family @FUNky ...Sending love and hugs .. With God all things are possible.

Wow, almost missed one!!! Happy birthday, Gentlemen, . . . and @Noears711XI! Lol. Hope your collective days were abso-frickin'-lutely awesome!! Ayaq

Damn, @Elvis9, thought you had some nudes to show, with a thread title like that . . . Not of you, silly, of beautiful, young women!!! Sheesh! Lol. Ayaq

Yeah, Sweetheart, move to Vancouver, B.C.--it's absolutely beautiful, and the ski-lodge (for the life of me, I can't remember it's name--famous ski-lodge, starts with a "W . . .") is only about an hour's drive. Fresh seafood, and people aren't fat . . . And the ladies where short mini-skirts in the summer . . . Wait, now I wanna move to Vancouver!!! Lol. Take the leap: I did from Alaska to California, and I'm loving it!!! Ayaq

Buddy, don't "give up the ship," yet . . . in 95% of cancer-battle success cases (and you don't know if it's cancer, yet--could be a cyst from your pneumonia), a positive attitude goes a long, long, way . . . Still prayin' for you, buddy. Ayaq

I loved his music: "Topact Shakur . . ." Lol. I understand you meant "topic," and that was funny . . . But, my buddy @TBB is more into "bestiality," and my other buddy, @RobMc, aka "Run D.M.C.," likes to hide in the bushes to record, even though TBB can hear him rustling around in the bushes and yelling about bee stings and spider bites . . . LMAO!! Ayaq

I love cheesecake and OMG that looks yummy!

you most certainly DO NOT need luck! you need a true blessing, yep from the BIG GUY! and i sure hope you get it! standing with you toes ?

If I want the bottom to be softer, I use a pizza screen. If I want a crisp bottom, I use a stone. Good luck with your build! If you want to add great flavor to your pizza, buy this culture & keep it going in your fridge; it's really very easy to maintain: https://www.sourdo.com/cultures/italian-cultures-includes-two/

Well you are very boring people.

Happy Birthday guys!!

Happy Birthday Predator hope you have a great day with family ???

Happy Birthday and have a great day

Happy Birthday guys enjoy your day!

Does your diet ever consist of anything other then pizza? LoL

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Oh chile..... are you always so bored that you gotta start something with everyone? Punk!

Your best bet is to stay in your profession as you'll be classed as an immigrant and it is easier to get in if you have a job to go to or profession, unless you're a refugee. There is a body, forget their name, who deals with different educational award equivalents, that should be your first step, google it. Like the rest of the UK Scotland has many unemployed, do not think you'll get another job easily, you'll need at least £25,000 to last a year if you don't get a job. Good luck Queenie if you follow your dreams but better to visit on holiday first and look around. Sharpe is right about the rain, and the snow, and the gales, and the midges - heaven. www.naric.org.uk

Love love love Rain. ??

I hope you like rain ?️

Hope everything's OK FBI.

I guess I am and I am proud of my country just like everyone else in this clan is proud of theirs UK Rob.???