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this Thursday i go for a pet scan it will tell me if that nodule in my lung is cancer! keeping my fingers cross,one good thing its very small the size of the tip of my little finger.

Your DUCK IS DEAD A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.. "How can you be so sure?" she protested.. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$1,500!" she cried,"$1,500 just to tell me my duck is dead!" The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $1,500."

A group of us rode up to the Adirondack's and lake placid this past weekend! 13 Bikes and 19 peeps! Great time with amazing friends...730 Miles in 3 days!

we have listened to our admins for their comments on whether or not to lift your ban unfortunately this is not going to happen. the senior admin team also discussed this ban and we have agreed to keep it in place suggest you read the rules of the servers before you act but obviously not ours appeal denied

Fingers crossed for you @7Toes and @JohnnyDos!

I found this video from 2012 Beers i miss you in the Clan.... ? ? Video from Beers.mp4

This morning in France... Captured a rare pic of @FRENCHI hard at work...

Hey @AlphaDog . . . you see any big alligators? @RobMc is in heavy pursuit of "Tessie," in his own part of the world . . . As the Loch Ness Monster tries to "wolf down" Run D.M.C., he'll be yelling "Tessie? Et tu, Tessie?!!!" Lol. Ayaq

I wish you luck Toes,I find out my liver cancer results from my MRI to see if my Chemo Ablation treatment helped shrink or kill the cancer this Wednesday.

HIDE THE SAUSAGE IS MINE

THE MORNING AFTER THE BIG PARTY

Hush silly it’s in all my nails and it’s a new style ... obviously u know nothing

customs, I was the admin that banned you. XI is an adult clan with no prohibitions on use of language except for two primary rules: no racist remarks, and no personal attacks. You typed the n-word in Freeze Tag Server 1, which is breaking the racist remarks rule.

I remember my kids seeing themselves for the first time...LOL

Thank you to those who have submitted their design ideas......stay tuned for a post in the Charlotte Club where the voting will take place.

yes and Johnny sorry

crossing fingers for you Toesy.

I thought it was because I am here.

You got me interested and according to what little research I did this does not appear to be true, we are straying to politics again but Canada appears to be the most diverse, depends whether you look at multicultural or multiracial.

Yea that would be right, nothing else rhymes?

Beautiful country up there... born and raise in up state New York

Great pics, @AlphaDog.....I love it there at Lake Placid!

@Joe Canadian Damn look at who woke up...

The thing is,.. .a thumb is technically not a finger

Just a quick scan as on my way out but this one might be an idea set scr_hns_visratio 1 // The ratio for the price of objects, which can be bought with visibility points (0.5 = half price) . Would just allow people to buy new props more cheaply. Holding the shoot button allows you to temporarily move a bit quicker but it only lasts around 10 seconds, not sure if that could be extended. I'll maybe have a look on the mod makers website and see if I can see anything. Thanks for taking a look.

Best of lucks Johnny, keep us posted!

Roxy you don't need the SLI adapter , I guess it came with the motherboard. Intel 7 8th generation is awesome, go for it. As per your nails haha don't listen to Chileno, they look great ...you are probably sending a subliminal message, ? Message for Chile: Oiga Chiilenito no me espantei a la polola po, que para mi se ve millones de veces mejor que esta perlita a quien le sobro la pintura po, jaja, un abrazo

Nice bio RobMc, but it's incomplete unless you add all those perversions Budman has, like going to the beach wearing nothing but a thick Italian overcoat and sandals with winter socks and exposing himself in public....there has been several sightings but Budman , da beecchhhh, gets away all the time. FU Budman lol

Lost it in a knife fight with a menstruating Coastie?

Where's the love?

non merci, j'ai pas encore mangé.

@Sammy can we have this as a killstreak in the COD 4 MW2 server?

you dont use the N-word in our servers ...... bye bye.. c u in a next life maybe

vous voulez voir mes ongles?. ?

I am not an expert, but, I believe nail polish goes in all nails.. Your Welcome..

!FU RobMc .....LOL

Typical Frenchi tactics, spawning outside the map, should disguise him as a pigeon, the true givers of merde

Just a little chime in for what its worth. But in this day and age, why use the word when you are a guest in someone else's server when everyone knows how offensive most see it as? Would you talk like that when visiting someones home? Or do you hold your tongue out of respect and courtesy?

Nope no relation.

strip poker

Lmao...

@WldPenguin Mine is one right?

Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what ! ! A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends..Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?' She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.' 'Why?' he asked. She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!' 'Let me see' he said. 'Okay' and she showed him.. He looked and said, 'That's right.You are! Better not eat any more chicken.' He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, 'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!' She asked if she could look, so he showed her! She said, 'Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How 'bout "Multi-egotistical, hmm?" Hmm? Ayaq

?<---(Yoda) "Hmm?" Ayaq

Think about it . . . just for a moment . . . We have races from all OVER THE WORLD here, more so than any other nation. Proof be told. America is, indeed, kind sirs and lovely ladies, the "Melting Pot" of the world . . . That is what makes us so great, and that is the reason behind my thread post . . . We, whether we like it or not, are all "Americans" at heart . . . Hmm? Ayaq

Hey, South Carolina Guy--"Happy Birthday to you, sir." South California Guy? South Dakota Guy? ("Yoda," with "Johnny No. 5 ("Short Circuit)" inter-mingled): "Hmm, where you from, Hmm? Need input!!! Yoda No. 5 needs more input!!!!" Happy birthday . . . Hmm? Ayaq

Buddy, umm, this is kinda awkward, but, umm, how do you, umm, know that, sir? ("Yoda" voice): "Hmm?" Lol. Ayaq