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Your DUCK IS DEAD A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.. "How can you be so sure?" she protested.. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$1,500!" she cried,"$1,500 just to tell me my duck is dead!" The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $1,500."

Just got back from my Cancer Clinic and I was told that I am stable which is great news for me,I'll go for another scan and blood work in 3 months. "I ain't dead yet."So I'm puttin' on a good buzz this afternoon.

I remember my kids seeing themselves for the first time...LOL

I'm sorry bud but after discussion with the admin team we decided to made your ban permanent. Yes you were wearing XI tags in game as a confusion since you said you joined the XI Steam group you thought you were XI. It's the matter of the complaints brought up from the public on Discord last night that XI member was shouting abuse in game. I was quick to find out the problem as none of our members would use any of the language you used towards another player last night. They were under the assumption that is was in fact an XI admin speaking that vulgar language to them. Unfortently due to that and some bad rep players would of thought from XI at the time the admins have said no. An XI rule below: " XI is an adult clan with no prohibitions on use of language except for two primary rules: no racist remarks, and no personal attacks. You need to check your sensitive feelings at the door when you come here: if you don't like it, don't look at it or don't comment on it. " Unfortently you wearing the XI tags and using that language goes completly against our clans policy and wouldnt of show a great image for new players on the server at the time. Appeal Denied

Ever try Bounce Beer?

Here are Meggie and Barney ,my best friends !

Weihenstephaner, Paulaner, Erdinger, Ayinger, Hacker Pschorr, Franziskaner... mmmmm

LMFAO, @WeednFeed--that was funny, very funny!!!!!!!! Ayaq P.S. - Post another few pics of your Grand-baby--haven't seen any in a while. Just observin'. Ayaq

Very, very nice photos Alpha. It's beautiful there! Thanks for sharing those photos with all of us!

AyaqGuyaq in the video he said his grandson was on rootbeer so guessing no alcahol dont usually see this in the uk just googled it hahah

thats good to hear. joint the cancer group . i kmow the feeling

I am not an expert, but, I believe nail polish goes in all nails.. Your Welcome..

By request we are bringing back the Hide n Seek server. You can play it here 192.223.24.172:28960 >XI< Hide and Seek The concept of the mod is really simple, it is the same as other props mods in other games. The hiders can disguise as objects, and hide on the map

this is how its done on the icore version https://www.moddb.com/mods/hide-n-seek-mod/tutorials/downloaded-maps-playable-in-hns-prop-hunt-cod4

Uploaded and running on the 'paintball' server. This version is simpler than the icore one.

Can you upload it to one of the test servers

Found it. If anyone remembers, the music is Benny Hill. If that helps what it plays like compared to the icore version.

@Unchilenoknows all about faking. Faked it with him a few times.

Do you know where to find this version?

I found this video from 2012 Beers i miss you in the Clan.... ? ? Video from Beers.mp4

I started that shit wayyyyyyyyyyyy back when i joined WAW. AmboyDuke and I used to drive Johnny nuts with that shit..lol

Bunny hoppers are never allowed to drink beer !!!! ?

Still wont help your PING.. You laggy beeeeech. ?

Is that your nickname for it, buddy: "little finger?" Yoda is curious, "Hmm?" Lol. I told you, it's just a cyst--you'll be fine. I feel it in my bones. Ayaq P.S. - Edited to clarify that "Yoda" is curious, not Ayaq!! Hmm? P.P.S. - LMFAO!!

@FRENCHI can't believe he woke up after a "Boys Night Out," and woke up missing his trousers and underwear, and muttering, "Sacre Bleu, not again!!!" Lol, buddy. Hehehahehhahhehhaehahaeheahahhehhhehehhaeahe!! Ayaq P.S. - And my buddy @RobMc was filming from the bushes, still complaining about the bee stings and spider bites . . .

We lost in Waterloo because of the mud, so now we fly... And, as a matter of fact, @FRENCHI with his cows is an expert about flies!

Thank you to those who have submitted their design ideas......stay tuned for a post in the Charlotte Club where the voting will take place.

That's OK cause you are FBI,which means Free Beer Inside.

we have listened to our admins for their comments on whether or not to lift your ban unfortunately this is not going to happen. the senior admin team also discussed this ban and we have agreed to keep it in place suggest you read the rules of the servers before you act but obviously not ours appeal denied

yes and Johnny sorry

Are you banned on any other servers Not just XI

This morning in France... Captured a rare pic of @FRENCHI hard at work...

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

While ingame on any server press Shift + ~ to bring up the Console in full screen. Then type in /PB_MyGuid After you type that in it should display a bunch of numbers and letters.

if it helps heres the source https://github.com/KristofMorva/hns

The story is that i was send in 2012 2_MANY_BEERS and Johnny DOS a bottle of original german wheat beer and the original german wheat beer glass. Only for fun and to say thanks for two good guys to play with me. 2_MANY_BEERS say thanks in this video. And NO !!!! 2_MANY_BEERS Grandson don't drink beer ..... ?

Is that his son, drinking beer right beside him? (Yoda, ibid.) "Hmm?" Lol. Great post. Ayaq

there should be another version of the mod done in openwarfare mod from what i understood, and there props are moving faster, and there are more props to choose. props also have the ability to flash the seekers to help escape them. But i m not sure if its a better mod or what.

OMG your missing a thumb?

im confused by the MIXED part..im mixed i dnt add a er for fun.. i dnt even use the slang in server..SMH @FUNky could u plz "bye felicia" this dumb fuck

Looks like Chile getting excited for the trendy manicure

Sorry , Just looks like you run out of nail polish or was playing with mud.

Hush silly it’s in all my nails and it’s a new style ... obviously u know nothing

its a SLI bridge, for pluggin 2 video cards, don't think u need this roxy lol

Damn ! David Coverdale looks like shit !!

strip poker

@AyaqGuyaq, I remember when you used to sing this song to my Hun @BlackRose on TS and it was nice ! It was when your buddy used to be with you and play, but ... also when YOU used to play Watch it again for your buddy ... may he RIP

I don't think there is anyway to explain his actions in that video, with a good outcome for him. I agree with the ban.