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It takes less than 15 seconds. If you are male and over 60 yrs. old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks? 1. _ _NDOM 2. F_ _K 3. P_N_S 4. PU_S_ 5. S_X 6. BOO_S . . . Answers: 1. RANDOM 2. FORK 3. PANTS 4. PULSE 5. SIX 6. BOOKS You got all 6 wrong...didn't you? The good news is: You do NOT have Alzheimer's. You are a pervert

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping again when they were surrounded by hostile Apaches. After a short time of fighting they both ran out of bullets. The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says - "well old friend - I don't think we are getting out of this one alive". Tonto replies - "what's this we bit white man???"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?" "It tell me somebody stole tent."

Who you calling a ho?

my 9 yr old just suggested a farm map and have animals like Chicken to be a prop and everyone be like chickens to hide. he wants me to kill chicken finger over n over pretty much LOL

@Bosun

You got a mirror there? ???

I want the pussy!! cat one please

Howdy folks, At last Xifest I brought some friends that found homes with a bunch of idiots and others. Wanted to see if there was any interest for extending the ‘adopt an XI critter’ program to this year. Let me know if you might like one, even if you aren’t going to make it to one of this years fests. -PigLo Here are the various critters that should be available, ignore the accessories, notes and of course they will all have some sort of Xi-Tshirt which is TBD for this year:

So I’m fish, most of the insurgency guys will know me as djfishfish though. I’ve played more than 100 hours on your servers and have greatly enjoyed Barron, hooker heels, ping, helio, evil-monkey nyxnyxnyx and all the entertainment they bring in the discord. I do recognize this isn’t a “new account” I did create this some time ago and just never posted anything with it, so my apologize on that. I enjoy most video games and have over 2000 hours in insurgency, but I also play fps like squad, rising storm 2: Vietnam, arms 3 ( not very good at arma tbh) some Cod (ww2 and modern warfare) and nuclear dawn. That should cover some basic info, if you want to know more, just ask me! thanks for reading. Djfishfish

Been cold as heck this spring the water has been very cold for fishing. Caught a nice brown trout tonight.

enough with the teasing ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ??

Thank you Sir!

Hmmm lol

Striker, you're going doon...

Pig I want the Dalmatian dog please. I will put it on my tool box at work.

If they went to play duck hunt the dog would have a heart attack from laughing so hard.

Eeek! Sorry the Pigmy Pink Penguin and the Big Pig Mo are no longer available. If you really want something of that shade might I point you to a lower Porcine varietal?

that is ONE SHINY BUGGER! GROSS CRAP!

I'm pretty sure this is going to make quite alot of people not want to play. I know you cant please everyone. I get it. However, sometimes it's better not to fix what isnt broken. RIP fun server.

Hi Striker... bunny hopping is allowed however some people may raze you about it. Just like they raze others(me) about my betties and butt-nades ?

Will someone adopt me? I need a good home!

Ask to join this group if you wanna stay up on the Fest details https://www.xtremeidiots.com/clubs/24-xi-fest-charlotte-2019/

You all will enjoy fishing off the coast of Mossel Bay then.. But watch for these fellows..

I heard @Unchileno caught crabs

Pork is sooo gross lmao

I feel I can provide further clarity - currently there is bunny hopping and we are thinking of removing it.