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Since a few weeks I found out my girlfriend is pregnant and we are expecting (our first) child somewhere around the 8th of June. All ultrasounds looked awesome and both baby and mom are doing fine. Is there gonna be room for another little idiot by then? Some footage of the little idiot:

This appeal and its replies are in a public forum and can be seen by all. What game did you get banned from?: LifeWhat server were you banned from?: KitchenWhen did you get banned?: YesterdayWhat was your in-game name?: Fat ArseWhat is your game GUID (if known): Why do you think you were banned?: Well it was not really my fault. Me and my son were kind of hungry and although my wife was preparing dinner we felt like a little snack. So after much debate and rock paper scissors of which i lost it was decided I would be the one to to go on this perilous mission. So using the guise of needing a glass of water I boldly went in. Here is the conversation between me and the missus " Hi sweetheart just getting a drink of water" Mrs Baldie replied " Do you 2 think I am bloody stupid and did not hear you 2 planing on getting a snack. you can wait for Dinner" So I tried a different approach. Sneaking up Behind her I grabbed her waist and pulled her towards me and started kissing her neck ( normally she can not resist) but even with this she resisted, so my hands started to wander to a sensitive area just above her belly but below her Neck, and while kissing her neck whispered in her ear Please can we have a cookie . At this point she spun round hit me on the head with the wooden spoon and said with a wry smile "GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF HERE AND DO NOT COME BACK IN" At that point me and my son were banned from the Kitchen until after dinner and were forced to wash the dishes as punishment ?? So you see it was my sons fault............ I did this because 1 it really did happen and 2 @AyaqGuyaq complained there was no ban appeals ????

Thats exactly what Mrs Baldie said when I tried to apologise in bed last night ?

@AyaqGuyaq here is your appeal

I couldn’t be happier to learn the news of my second grandchild. Congratulations son, I can’t wait to change diapers again. No @WldPenguin, this child will be named after me regardless if it’s a boy or girl. I’m thinking Steven Jeroen for a boy or Stephanie Joan for a girl. ?

Only took about 1,5 minute of camping...and I'll spare you the details

Thank you for your ban appeal . This will have to go to senior Admin vote after Head , Admins and Moderators have a very very long discussion on the appeal .

Me too I lent my computer to a friend and went to the toilet, when I returned he was telling @wildthing to be quiet and asking @Roxy! if she fancied dinner? this went down so well I then gave him a bottle of vodka as a reward and had a nap. Unfortunately when I awoke things had taken a turn for the worse, he had been on every server, encouraging my African Grey to talk to everyone even @Ghostlupus, he is a bird that was trained in a brothel in Las Vegas who hitched a ride across the Atlantic on a containership. He loves talking to everyone, and was enjoying meeting all the idiots, that was until @monkie joined and said hello, the parrot got all excited and cried 'evening Dave, usual room and girls' . I think this is why I was banned As you can see it was the parrots fault

Well done my friend, did you have to camp for long ? Congratulations to you both

*****OUR ANNUAL FALLEN MEMBER MEMORIAL***** 2 DAY EVENT 12/14 - 12/15 Time to be anounced here ----> ( ) Once again we have reached a time to reflect on those we have lost in this life and the reason we all came here...There are many of us who remember our first family member here who left us at a very young age of 49yrs old to a greater place in the sky - Andrew Cote 1/5/1959-12/18/2008 aka Killa>XI<....He always brought fun and laughter to the servers and Xfire when that was a thing...Our first event was named Killa>XI< Open House and was later changd to OUR FALLEN MEMBER MEMORIAL to give Honor to all those who shared their personal time with us all here as a family... (Video Compliments of Rockape>XI<) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ****OUR FALLEN**** MAY THEY REST IN PEACE Killa>XI< - Passed Away: 18/12/2008 Casper>XI< - Passed Away: 12/01/2013 RustyRifle>XI< - Passed Away: 10/04/2014 Dolphin>XI< - Passed Away: 29/11/2014 Bubbles>XI< - Passed Away: 08/11/'2016 Afroman>XI< - Passed Away: 08/11/2016 JohnnyQuest?>XI< - Passed Away: 09/09/2016 2CuteSue>XI< - Passed Away: 17/03/2017 CobraBites>XI< - Passed Away: 13/07/2017 AH1>XI< - Passed Away: 19/07/2017 USMale>XI< - Passed Away: 01/07/2018 MacDaddy>XI< - Passed Away: 22/02/2019 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Everyone we have lost in this world has been a reminder to us all...To have fun,live life to its fullest and above everything else love each other despite our indifference and come together day in and out as one BIG OLE IDIOT FAMILY ! This year is just a special as every last ! We will be setting up a few different gametypes such as lib,ctf,dm and will be open to any thoughts on maps and or shotty only etc... For the most parts map packs are there and can be downloaded with the exception of one small one to come 63.251.20.230:28960 >XI< Fallen Member Memorial Fell free to join us on Teamspeak 192.95.39.66:9182 PW. crappy (link provided if you need to downlod) COD2 Channel I would like to Personally thank everyone in advance for finding if at all possible to at least join us on one of the 2 days....We will be having a said time for a group gathering (to be announced) for a moment of silence and picture taking anyone wishing to run video,s is more then welcome to do so - Just upload to youtube or you can upload to WeTransfer and provide link with header "Xtremeidiots Fallen Member Memorial 2019" MAP ROTATION ONCE COMPLETE WILL BE BELOW HERE

Haha, fuck you @RobMc

You're in enough trouble already after something else 'popped up' ?

Ive got 3kg of corn waiting to turn into popcorn, but the appeals just won't pop up #moredramaplease!

1.5 minutes eh? that works out at around 150,000 euros per minute over the next 20 years, it may have paid to find a better sniping spot?

So, when's the wedding date? Hmm? Life is a miracle, and a blessing . . . if the baby "takes after Momma," it's gonna be a good-lookin' kid . . . (Gosh damned it, I told you guys to hold Yoda down!!!! [Sound of two quick, successive "Hai-yahs," and the sound of two "nuts" getting cracked, followed by "groaning sounds," and the microphone being abruptly-dropped . . . ]) "Tap-tap-tap . . . HHHMMMMNNNN!!!!????!!!!" Hmm? Lol. Ayaq

Oh yes! One can already see the mouse grasped by the right hand ?. Congratulations!

Miss all the "ban appeals." Can you Admins. ban some more players, so we can get our "daily chuckle" at their feeble replies, protests, and pleas for re-instatement . . .? Hmm? Lol. Love you guys and gals!!!! Ayaq @RobMc

I know shes not a xi member, but we always include her! she loves all the xi members just as much as her friends and family.. Deanna turned 17 today! I cant beleive how old she has become, she only wanted Lapis Lazuli bracelet and Disney + for her birthday, the bracelet will have to wait a little bit... only cost a couple bucks but coming from Hongkong China lol...

At first i wasn't sure what game this was but that was good!

Ok after all the set backs I had. I went to see my brother in Wisconsin on a job he is working on. He dos not live there just to get away so I looked for work for the heck of it. I went to two interviews got an offer on both so I took one. Great job good job money is good. Going to be a change but ready for it. Will be awhile yet before I get back to gaming after 10 years here I will be back. HeeeeeHaaaaw!

If it's a girl, I'm thinking Jenny from the block would be a good choice for her name

Yea, has minecraft crashed ?? Insurgency died and mw2 got respectable ? we need more drama in the winter, by the way @LadyIngvild hows your pussy ??

just did it in the oven this year .it was great

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. pitbullpete (52)chavez --

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In the late 60's I bought my 1st lb for $90 Canadian.Like you said Noobiedo a nickel was $5 dimes $10 but we had seeds in the bag to prove they were female plants. Colombian came in the early 70''s for me.Now we can grow our own or buy on line.

A beard ????

@FUNky, you mean it won't be FUNky, so he can go around and tell people you can't spell FUNky without FUN? ??

95% sure its a boy on the last ultrasound..it shows *ahum* some tissue that doesn't fit good on a girl lol. But the definate sex ultrasound is the 10th of december!

that's awesome man, my great great nephew just sent me a damned color picture of his soon to be daughter, showing all arms. legs & fingers! it was freaky man! technology i tell ya! CONGRATS!

i almost forgot, back in the late 70's and early 80's you could buy a Maxwell House coffee can "yes even sealed" full of California Skunk Weed for 150.00 LMAO!

Congratulations

Heheheheahehehahehehhaehehahheahaewhaewhawe!!! Crazy bastiges . . . See what you started, @RobMc??!!?? (Frickin' guys, I thought I told you to give Yoda more "ether . . .!!!" [sound of "cow-prod" going off, followed by gurgling sounds . . .]) . . . "Tap-tap-tap . . . Mutha Fucka . . . HHMMMNNNN!!!!!????!!!!" Lol. Ayaq

Shee-ite, I'm a-gonna call you "Pablo-Noobiedo" from now on . . . Hmm? LMFAO!!! Ayaq

WOW! I started back in the day when the Colombian pots ruled! nickels were of course 5 bucks they weighed 7 Grams, dimes bags for 10 bucks they weighed 14 Grams, ounces weighed 28 Grams for 15 bucks, if you dealt weed, pounds were 150 to 200 bucks, Colombian gold and panama red was the bomb but there many different grades of what was called commercial Colombian grades! the green stuff, back then was considered home grown, RAG WEED (SHIT WEED) and you could buy a baggy so full of it, you could barely tape the top of the baggy to close it for 5 bucks they were also called pillows, years ago it got a new name called Sinsemilla! the first joint i ever smoked was Colombian gold, i was 10 years old!

Congrats, Sourtap! That is so awesome ?

"1.5 minutes of camping . . ." but, that included 1.45 minutes of "fore-play . . ." Hmm? Lol, bud!!! Ayaq P.S. - Edited to see what my buddy's gonna say . . . making popcorn, now . . . Hmm? Lol!!! cc: @RobMc

I wish i could be an american citizen to share theses meals and goodies wtih you. I wish to my American neighbours and happy thx giving week-end and dont forget the ''Tums '' on monday morning lol

Congratulations

Congratulations @Sourtap!!

CRAP!!!! I'm SO interested in rejoining my CoD4 brothers and sisters to do this!! I have another family meal on Sunday though. I will find the exact time and confirm or deny my availability

Just Moved this past Sunday...still trying to put the house back together. Will try to let ya know if I can play by Saturday !

Sorry, can't play. Off to my kids place for a after T-Day Dinner.

Unfortunately, I work in retail and this is Stupid Weekend...I have to work

needed breakfast this morning

Hang tough, Brutha . . . you gotta grind 'dat proverbial "bean" just like the rest of us . . . or, "most" of us, anyways . . . (Yoda): "Hmm??" Ayaq