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  1. MistyShell

    Daughters 16th

    Hi all, just giving ya heads up, me and Aussiegirl will be incapable of playing COD tomorrow night, we r gonna be drinking for my daughters 16th..LOL...???
    6 points
  2. Dogg

    not that's funny

    A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the Squad Leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, “I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum-bag who got what he deserved. He yelled back, “Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn’t even an American. So I said, “Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, “Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi! And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when the truck hit us.
    5 points
  3. Dogg

    vacation

    A koala is on vacation in Vegas and as everyone knows what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. So, he decides to buys himself some lovin. 30 minutes later, he’s at her door and introducing himself. They adjourn to the bedroom, she lies back and he starts using his oral skills much to her delight. After about 15 minutes, as she’s getting closer, the koala stops, get some up, and heads for the door. In protest the lady of the evening asks him where he’s going. His simple reply is “I’m leaving”. She reaches into her night stand, pulls out her dictionary that she keeps there for just such an emergency and says “I’m a prostitute. Look up what it says”. He dutifully does and read that a prostitute is someone who exchanges sex for money. He replies that he’s a koala and tosses her the dictionary. When she reads that a koala is a furry creature that eats bushes and leaves, she understands.
    5 points
  4. Lol you had it right the first time hahaha Oink... Fn dealer... Oink...
    4 points
  5. 4 points
  6. and desperate losers dealer-friendly Blackjack players.
    4 points
  7. So this entire thread is now just for points whores?
    4 points
  8. MistyShell

    Recommend

    XI FEAST Australia...LOL...???
    3 points
  9. oink Ooink baby
    3 points
  10. 3 points
  11. 3 points
  12. Dogg

    Sandals

    This married couple was on holiday in India. They were touring round the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with an Indian accent say, “You foreigners! Come in. Come indo my humble shop.” So the married couple walked in. The Indian man said to them, “I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex like great desert camel.” Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn’t need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, “How could sandals make you into a sex freak?” The Indian man replied, “Just try dem on, Saiheeb.” Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn’t seen in many years-raw sexual power! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Indian man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Indian’s thighs. The Indian then began screaming, “YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!
    2 points
  13. Ruggerxi

    07/08/20 Birthdays

    XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. TheHammer (58)Frostbite (45)
    2 points
  14. Dogg

    Another day in paradise

    Another day in paradise... a few days after the creation god strolled leisurely through the garden Eden pleased with what he saw. under one of the trees was Adam lazing in the sun chewing on a stem of sweet grass. howzit going buddy? god said. well, said Adam good so far - but I am bored out of my mind!- nothing to do! we can*t have that says god- gimme a few days and i will come up with something! next time they meet god says: boy have I got the thing for you! Funny, entertaining and cuddly- but it will cost you a little! how much? says Adam. well, god replies, not much-just an arm and a leg! Adam starts wailing and pulling his hair (remember god created him from Jewish clay!) so god (not used to these tantrums yet) says: well i see, how much are you willing to give? feeling the upper hand Adam says: How much do i get for a rib?
    2 points
  15. 1)Rugger this has happened to me on several occasions. At first I thought someone came up to me and stole the killstreak. But as I paid more attention I realized that they just disappear. This is something that happens randomly, it is very difficult for us to take a video because it does not always happen. 2)I would also like to know something that has not been clear to me. Sammy solved the issue of thief giving the chance to use a hacker against it. But now it seems that it doesn't work that way anymore because they have been able to steal my killstreaks even with the hacker perk. Can you check on that please? 3)Yesterday somebody got in a package a War Machine, I never use it but I know normaly works 1 time until they kill you and then you got it 1 more time. Well yesterday I notice it was available for this player for the entire round. He was killed 3 o more times and still having it. When the round end he lose it. Can you also please check on this?? 4)Last one THX FOR ALL THE GOOD JOB!!
    2 points
  16. 2 points
  17. RobMc

    Daughters 16th

    Just tomorrow night ??????? ?
    2 points
  18. RobMc

    Recommend

    Only if @AusiGirl is driving lol https://edition.cnn.com/2020/07/07/australia/australia-driver-snake-speeding-intl-hnk-scli/index.html Pork ????
    2 points
  19. TheHammer

    07/08/20 Birthdays

    Thanks xi-clan!!!! been working a ton . no time for gaming ..I hope to game this winter thanks all and ill smaw you all later ?
    2 points
  20. Icequeen

    07/08/20 Birthdays

    Wow! Happy Birthday ?
    2 points
  21. Dogg

    Oops

    After fighting some crime, Superman wanted to score some action. He flew over to Wonder Woman’s apartment to see if she was available. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs wide open. Superman thought to himself, “I’m faster than a speeding bullet; I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what happened.” So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily. Meanwhile back on the bed, Wonder Woman asked, “Did you hear something?” “No!” said the Invisible Man, “But my ass sure hurts like hell!”
    2 points
  22. Merlin007

    Blackjack

    So, what the dealer get? 21? Lol
    2 points
  23. Oinks ok here deal since every keeps losing point just donate them to me ? and ill lose them for u.. saves u time ?
    2 points
  24. Hehe gotta keep hope! Dealer got seven 21 in the last 10-12 hands though. That does complicate things. Oink
    2 points
  25. I can't even count the times i told myself lies like this..... But hey maybe it will work for you! (i doubt it though) Oinks!
    2 points
  26. But Drimp, it's simply im-pos-sible !
    2 points
  27. 2 points
  28. Oinks for points baby!!!! ??
    2 points
  29. RobMc

    COVID-19 SURVIVORS

    Due to the debt crisis the Canadian government can no longer afford nails, instead they are using one grab adhesive, hence the saying ' Give him some stick'. This brings the subject nicely back to covid which is a very serious thing and not to be sniffed at, off to boobs and bums now to do more research on the topic, surely it can't be hard ?
    2 points
  30. Bori

    Hi Bori here.

    My name is Edgar or “Eddie” but all my friends call me Bori since I was born in Puerto Rico and we are called Boricuas. I was raised in Homestead, Florida in the late 70's and I live in Broward county Florida. I’m an IT system engineer and work as a Supervisor for IT at a local government office for over 30 years. I was the co-owner of the TRF clan for many years but really only played with them for less than 2 since they don’t play COD4. I found this server “XI” I believe over 5 years ago when playing with RoseBlack and Chris at ESC servers. This is the only place I play to relax and have fun, since you guys are fun and make me laugh even on a bad day. Well thank you and it was great playing with all of you.
    1 point
  31. Wife and I spent the past couple of days out on our boat up in Washington D.C. for the July 4th military flyover and fireworks. Little did we know that when we anchored the boat, we would literally be directly under the flight path of the aircraft. While this made for an amazing experience, it also made for challenging photographs. It's really hard to get exposures correct when you are shooting straight into a bright sky. Anyway I am pretty pleased with the results, hope you are too. Oh, one more thing.... 'MERICA!
    1 point
  32. LOCO

    07/08/20 Birthdays

    Happy Birthday
    1 point
  33. Power!

    Hi Bori here.

    Hello, welcome to our forums. Boori? and..... Fu babyback
    1 point
  34. Sikon

    Hi Bori here.

    Welcome!
    1 point
  35. Icequeen

    Blackjack

    pinks for points
    1 point
  36. Disregard I was able to get into safe mode and reset graphics settings. All good now
    1 point
  37. ReaPeR

    Blackjack

    hacks lol
    1 point
  38. AthenA

    Blackjack

    Look at what I got last night @LOCO : When I saw that, I said out loud : "Seriously ? ... at least he won't come up with a BlackJack, eh.. come on."
    1 point
  39. LOCO

    Hi Bori here.

    target i mean bori welcome to the forums ?
    1 point
  40. Sitting-Duc

    COVID-19 SURVIVORS

    Poland. Poland is better.
    1 point
  41. kenmen

    Hi Bori here.

    Nice to see you here Bori! Welcome
    1 point
  42. Bori

    Hi Bori here.

    Yes, I do remember you and Meek, great to C U again.
    1 point
  43. WldPenguin

    Hi Bori here.

    Welcome to our forums, Bori! Enjoy, and see you in game ?
    1 point
  44. Merlin007

    Hi Bori here.

    Hello Bori and welcome to our forums.
    1 point
  45. Ruggerxi

    Hi Bori here.

    Welcome to the forums Bori!
    1 point
  46. Kitsune

    COVID-19 SURVIVORS

    How does your wife put up with you Rob? I'd have put a pillow over your face long ago and called it a nocturnal activity gone wrong.
    1 point
  47. RobMc

    COVID-19 SURVIVORS

    Well I fit the caveman description fine ?, taking off my shirt may involve a hire crane, but it makes a great marquee, should shelter me and Shiny from the rain ?
    1 point
  48. lTplkey336

    COVID-19 SURVIVORS

    How the fuck did a covid 19 post turn into a shirtless Rob coming to retake Canada and the US all while beating his chest?
    1 point
  49. Three nukes from care packages in one map tonight, think it needs to be adjusted a little. Not sure if the compounding from rerolling was taken into account when it was adjusted. When an enemy emp hits near you it now makes the screen fuzzy for 40s instead of 30s.
    1 point
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