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  1. Any of you folks put in a Garden? Praying for rain my garden is drying out.
    11 points
  2. FluffyBunny

    Spec

    Hi Folks, Long time no talk. Hey, just wanted to say the new mods are great. EXCEPT, players and admins have taken to just jumping all over everyone who goes to spec for any reason because of the new kilstreak stealing thing, threatening kicks and bans and such...calling people liars. There are a ton of reasons to go to spec, not the least of which is to avoid an AFK when you have to step away for a minute, which I thought was a formal rule if not at least an unwritten one. I sometimes do it for that. Sometimes I get lag spikes. Sometimes I spec when a hacking player is on waiting for them to leave when the server isn't full (since about 50% of the time I crash while starting the program). Please take it easy. It's very off-putting to be jumped on just for going to spec for a minute. I'm a very honest player. Was when I was in XI, still am. And I personally don't appreciate the accusations. Makes people want to play elsewhere. Hope this is taken in the friendly spirit it's intended. Shout out to the old gang! FluffyBunny
    8 points
  3. Sixgun

    Kermit

    7 points
  4. LilMord

    im back to xi.

    im back to xi now i wont leave anymore i will stay.
    5 points
  5. Dogg

    Cat in Heaven

    A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.” The cats says, “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.” God says, “Say no more.” And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat. The mice said, “All our lives we’ve had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn’t have to run anymore.” God says, “Say no more.” And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates. About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, “How are you doing? Are you happy here?” The cat yawns and stretches and says, “Oh, I’ve never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you’ve been sending over are the best!”
    5 points
  6. Dogg

    mechanic

    A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and was able to complete the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%! Fearing an error, he called the instructor saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?” The instructor said, “During the exam you took the engine apart perfectly which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which was also worth 50% of the mark.” After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler which I’ve never seen done before in my entire career!”
    5 points
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  9. OINKS to power of 10!
    5 points
  10. RobMc

    Check up

    Went for my check up yesterday, it was a new guy and he asked me to drop my trousers and bend over ? He then shoved his index finger in up to the hilt and wiggled it about for five minutes. Getting home I remarked to the wife ' I don't think thats normal' ? She replied ' Well then, change your dentist ?'
    4 points
  11. AthenA

    Need Points? Post here!

    We just posted the exact same thing at the same time ! It's worth some "points", eh ?
    4 points
  12. TBB

    The WEEDNFEED Garden

    NICE!!! Host an >XI< fest and we can pick everything
    4 points
  13. The dealer is still a f/n hack
    4 points
  14. Labob

    Quizzes

    Let the quizzies renew so we can go back and correct our failure so I don't run around tell people i'm a failure ? Or say things like I'll never try that again
    4 points
  15. Holy crap @piglo . You whore lol.
    4 points
  16. piglo

    Need Points? Post here!

    Oink! Oink!
    4 points
  17. piglo

    Need Points? Post here!

    Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink!
    4 points
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  19. Sixgun

    Kermit

    3 points
  20. WldPenguin

    The WEEDNFEED Garden

    Looks great! I used to, when I had land. Currently in an apartment, so not much room. Was considering growing an herb garden though on the patio.
    3 points
  21. Don't think he stopped... hahahaha OINK!
    3 points
  22. Labob

    Quizzes

    I just know one name and its debbie I think she lives in dallas
    3 points
  23. Blackbart

    Quizzes

    Geriatric ailments and medications...
    3 points
  24. Oink! Oink!
    3 points
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    3 points
  26. Oink! Oink!
    3 points
  27. It was brought to my attention last night that we have people who are playing the game but aren't members of the >XI< Regiment and also there are people who didn't even realise we had one!! We have a growing amount of people and always welcome more!! If you want to become a member of the >XI< regiment in game and benefit from our Happy Hour XP Bonus every day then drop a reply here with your in game ID (NAME#123456) and myself or one of the other officers can get you added... Come on in and join us, we all play different modes of the game so you're bound to find one you like with a group of fellow Idiots and for those who don't have the game or are new then come join us and we'll help you rank up!!
    2 points
  28. RobMc

    Quizzes

    Now the quizzes are proving very popular, I know why, they get you points, I'm not deluding myself, are there any subjects you would like to see ?, no promises but we'll do our best to give you some more, we also appreciate feedback on them, if you haven't done any try them, they are just for fun.
    2 points
  29. Dogg

    The Church Gossip

    Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town’s only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing. George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn’t explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing. Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred’s house ... walked home ... and left it there all night.
    2 points
  30. SABRE

    My absent

    XI family, Please understand this message is a little long and if you do read the entire message, thank you. I want to first start off by saying i am sorry that i have been away from the game for 2 weeks now and neglecting my duties as an admin. As some of you already know, I am big into Harley Davidson motorcycles. I love riding them and feeling the air in my face....it relaxes me after a hard day or hard week at work. Some of you know that I ride for an motorcycle club called Thin Blue Line LEMC, which is a law enforcement motorcycle club. I have been with this family for years in Houston, Texas and then when i moved to Florida, I stated another chapter. Every year in July, we as a family celebrate our birthday in the hill country of Texas, about 80 miles west of San Antonio, TX. during the days of July 15th through the 19th, I rode my back from SW Florida to west Texas to attend our birthday celebration. On Saturday July 18th, 2020 there was a ride of around 35 members who decided to go out and enjoy the nice sunny day and do some sightseeing. I was on this ride in formation (lined up number 4th in the pack) up to about two minutes before my brothers left. For some strange reason, I agreed with a friend of mine from the Louisianan chapter to take a shorter route and go grab some lunch with him and two other members from my Florida Chapter. Why I agreed to jump out of formation and go on a shorter ride I will never know because everyone who knows me, knows I like to ride and the distance never bothers me, but I did jump formation and go on a shorter ride with a few friends of mine. A little after 12pm that day , the larger group was coming back to our camp grounds when an illegal immigrant came in to their lane head on and killing the first three brother of mine on impact and critically injuring 4 other brothers of mine and their wives. For the first time in my life, I was scared to get back on my bike. But i knew I had to because I had to lead my chapter back from west Texas to SW Florida....a 1500 mile trip. one part of my ride back I was going through the state of Louisianan and I stated noticing people driving by my formation honker their horns and waving at us. It brought tears to my eyes as this took place because it gave me hope and it let me know that I had some type of angel watching over me on that Saturday and on my ride back to Florida. Now I am flying to Chicago to bury two of my brothers this coming up week and it is another trip I do not want to make because I have been to too many funerals in my life time with the Marine Corp and now my TBL family. I am hurting, but i know in time I will be OK and I soon will be back on my bike. Some of my family has asked me to not get back on my bike, but i have explained to them that if i should die due to an accident on my bike, just know that I went out a happy person and I was doing the one thing i love most in this world and that is riding my bike. I will try to get back on some time this weekend just to be around some people that i enjoy. I am going to post two article on this message about the accident. One is from fox news (the link) and the other is a tribute from another rider in Atalanta that is on you tube. you can watch them if you want to....that is up to you. https://video.foxnews.com/v/6174675065001#sp=show-clips
    2 points
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  35. I just need points and will probably post here for some time because I am so bad at Blackjack.
    2 points
  36. Dogg

    specimen

    A West Virginia mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got home she asked her husband “What is a specimen?” He replied “I’ll be danged if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She be the danged nurse.” The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes with her clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and bruises on her face and body. “What in tarnation happened?” asked her husband. “I’ll be danged if I know.” She replied. “I asked Edith what a specimen was, and she told me to go piss in a bottle! So I told her to go fart in a jug and that’s when all hell broke loose.”
    2 points
  37. Dogg

    Mercy

    A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway in Nevada when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES. He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says: SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES and realizes that these signs are for real. When he drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF MERCY. He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, “What may we do for you, my son?” He answers, “I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business.” The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man, “Please knock on this door.” He does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in a long habit and holding a tin cup. This nun instructs, “Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway.” He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun’s cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: GO IN PEACE, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF MERCY.
    2 points
  38. FUNky

    Kermit

    2 points
  39. Can't seem to catch a break with the rain my ground is drier than a popcorn FART!
    2 points
  40. I have four 8x4 outdoor beds plus a 2x2 potato box I am using to see if I can get multiple harvests. And of course indoors I have the two 4x4 spaces.
    2 points
  41. Really big garden @WeednFeed our garden didn't do well at all this year. Our tomatoes are just starting to ripen and not very many of them. Swiss chard is doing well thank god we catch rain water when it does rain.
    2 points
  42. Wow, @WeednFeed, it's an awesome garden and I know that you also have some chicken for some fresh eggs ! You're so lucky to have that much land; I still have to use almost all of my backyard for my children (pool, playground, trempoline, space to run and play bubble soccer and our chickencoop ? ), so I only go for a couple tomatoe plans, but a big rack of fresh herbs ! My strawberry and blueberry plants are pretty much dried out this year with all this heat and no rain... but there's always next year ?
    2 points
  43. Sharpe

    Spec

    This will probably fix your lag spikes. Send the admins some videos of those haxors!
    2 points
  44. Hell no I'm tired of snapping beans and digging potatoes. Damn nice garden. Do you can stuff? We used to have a huge garden and used to can enough to last all year but the last few years I've only planted 1/2 dozen tomato plants and a couple cucumber plants and a couple Zucchini plants and a few Onions. I love sweet fried Zucchini. nom nom nom nom nom nom
    2 points
  45. WTF! (Insert Homer Simpson voice) Doooooooooooooh!
    2 points
  46. I heard you go in for a test every day!!!
    2 points
  47. i got tested last week and the said drop you pants and bend over they put the swab up my ass and tickled my prostate?
    2 points
  48. Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink!
    2 points
  49. Oink! Oink!
    2 points
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