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I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer... The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!" Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything." Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?" Me: "A car." Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?" Me:"I have no idea!" Officer:"So, you're drunk." Me:"But I didn't drink anything." Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it? Me:"A motorcycle." Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?" Me:"I have no idea!" Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!" Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question. Me:"So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?" Officer:"A prostitute of course." Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?" Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...

hi idiots Have been around for a while but my other community folded so i got ask to see if i want to join you guys and girls and i said why the hell not have read the terms and conditions and agree very similiar in all communities. Mainly play freezetag world at war but have most of if not all call of duties i also dabble in fortnite but dont hold that against me my son got me into it Also i come from the land down under and will join an elite group of idiots down under so giday m8 will enjoy the stay ??

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The crystal isles server will be down for maintence and mod updates on Saturday at 8pm London gisbon time

@24oz ??? + ? = how many ? left ? ?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand 2 minutes later he does this crap 3 times in a row.

The dealer is a EVIL DICK! I beat the Spawn of Satan this time though lol.

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Hello all after some thoughts on bringing the possibilties of the Cod series games into a new realm I would like to talk to some of you in regards to creating a mod and maps that has not been done before... We know we have teleports and hidden area abilities so what if we hid portals into a darker side of the map that would allow players to enter a different realm on the same map... Perhaps one above ground and one below or side by side...The one below could have zombies to combat as well as opposing team mates... Any ways thanks for the read and by all means let me know your thoughts

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. PHUCKITMAN (60)Freedom (30)OB1 (59)sandradee2 (58)_rAzor__ (62)Souriel (40)

Sorry didn't realise you have a 1060 too, I am using an FX-8350 for CPU so we might have a common ground I am currently on the 442.74 geforce driver with no issues. I only update GPU drivers unless it supports a new game I own.

Strangely enough that made me thing of BSOD's I was getting regularly on Win 7/8 and it was 2/3 different other ones. The one I can remember of by heart was Atikmpag.Sys which was AMD GPU driver issues. This was happening on R9 270X and R9 290X. I got a 1060 a few months back and haven't seen it since. I don't know it got me thinking about it since your post

Bots are now active. Toggle off empty tables to see what tables have bots on them to play against

Logitech mx518, 10 years old still going and going and going.................

Poker client code dated 5 years ago but with today's modern browser, a lot of things could break and so many browsers in different type of os make harder to investigate. Luckily, it does work for some of us. I keep looking for answers on the web for similar errors to fix this. But I don't have all devices and all similar browsers with identical versions not including the same device you guys are using. But definitely will investigate, this is what Beta is for! Thanks for your understanding!

nvlddmkm.sys crashed and that's your video driver. Try uninstalling it and then maybe a reg clean. Then do a Geforce "clean" install and not the express option.

THANKS, vacation starts tomorrow yippie for me the "OLD GUY"

You'll have to ask @Gatorgirl

I logged on and all but it seems all the other players saw me coming and left for fear of.................. I play when there is players on.

August 1st 2020 Born at 7:37am 6lbs 14oz Ryleigh

wtf is a finter?

Good Stuff!!

oinks

hey you took all my money in poker yesterday I call it Karma :)-

I just bet everything I had !FU Dealer

After I recover a bit from a hernia surgery tomorrow dont get pissed at me when I come into game and kick ALL you ass again!

I really hate this game!

We need one more Insurgency member to get us to 200 members. Can we do it?

Hope the surgery goes well and does not affect our sense of humour lol.

Okay poker players! I've fixed the avatar in game display! You will see yours of what you have now on site! Check it out! How about this look below on the table?

couldn't hurt running a memory test. Possible future memory stick failure. I had a similar issue with my old computer. Random blue screens. Different codes. started to happen more and more then mem test found a bad dimm.

They mustve disabled your link knowing youll cheat

Ooof no yeah I've had that happen, it's bullshit ?

it would have to be a map with different levels more like different rooms because you would have to find a way around the global light setting. Zombies I don't think it would work different game type. Maybe skin the dogs to look like zombies and have them run around ?? Different weather patterns too different seasons. different years or eras

I had an idea that you spawn around a big dark hole then jump in and it takes you 2 one or more different maps / levels ?? was going to call it mp_the_hole

I have enough trouble killing the fckrs on the main map ?

Sounds cool!

Sounds pretty cool!

Interesting idea...