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We have a worldwide following, including many members to whom English is not a native tongue, they pick it up from our eloquent native speakers, and sound in the knowledge they can now communicate in any English speaking country they sally forth with confidence :- Mummy - 'Are you enjoying playing with your new friends', 8 year old 'I am Mummy, but the other team are a bunch of fucking hackers'. Shopkeeper I'm sorry madam but your credit card has expired', lady 'fuck, fuck, fuck I emptied a full clip into it just now'? Doctor 'I'm afraid you may have Parkinsons', patient 'FFS, I thought they were accusing me of bunny hopping earlier'? Shopkeeper 'Do you like this dress madam'? customer 'ffs go to spec, you cunt go to spec. go to spec you bastard, I'll fucking kill you' I hear steps Teacher (in foreign tongue to pupil) ok Johnny how would you say I don't think that was correct in English? pupil ' Fuck off you hacker, that was bullshit, no fucking way you hacking cunt', what's wrong miss???? more to follow

Deport the bastards. lol When I worked for DER parks and recreation division we would get called out at-least once a week each fall to round up hundreds of those freeloading bastards out of our local state parks and load them into trucks. They shit all over the beaches and picnic tables and pavilions and they will attack people if threatened. We worked with the local Game wardens and Drove the bastards 20 miles down the road and turned them loose in farmers fields. The damn things will bite the shit out of you. One of my dipshit co-workers got bit rite in the nuts. OMG was that funny as hell.

In my place we have the wild turkeys , there is more and more of them , ill hit one for my thx giving supper....

And the diet goes on, poor lad will be too weak to lift a pencil soon? Let's crowd fund the boy a food parcel, you know, two cows, herd of sheep, truck of flour, container of butter and a warehouse of bread. Just enough to keep him going for another week?

Redneck farmer - now you're a social climber. We also know what you are really going to do with the goats and llamas! As for the monkeys - they can be trained to do anything - such as ........... Sorry bro - can't resist

New rotation maps are map mp_78kwai map mp_akushima map mp_ax_neuville map mp_barracks map mp_communique map mp_cw_pacific map mp_doc78 map mp_drum map mp_ict_stone map mp_jungle map mp_kwalajein map mp_malta2 map mp_makin map mp_provence5 map mp_ravine map mp_salerno map mp_stronghold map mp_tunnels map mp_ugcarena map mp_vacant map mp_yuko

I go to the Toyota distribution center for eastern Canada every day . Its in the corn fields LOL tons and tons of geese. One pair decided to nest in a rut by the picnic table. That pair turned the smokers into standing smokers. So I pulled out my little tupper ware of cheerios. The geese loved me and let the smokers sit down after they found out you can tame them with cereal LOL. Such little cuties they are.

In trueCanadian fashion all I have to say is.... sorry

We'll see how 'tough' they are when I turn one of their buddies into Foie Gras!

Don't want to go there but our gay geese are tougher then you nasty gang bangers Just saying everybody runs when they go wild true story there

Hi all this is fall in my area Laurentides Quebec. That's the view i have every morning from my dinning room.. Have a nice day!!

Hey, all! If you haven't had a chance yet to check out our COD4 MW2 DM server, please do! The server is picking up momentum, and there are several people playing it throughout the day now. It's a great change of pace from other mods, and very fun Here's the IP address: 162.248.95.159:28960 See you there!

lol That was funny as hell. This particular co-worker was 1 of those "know it all" ass wipes that thought he was better than everyone else. The damn thing charged rite at him like a bull and clamped down rite on his sack. You should of seen the dipshit trying to run away with a big goose attached to his crotch. There was 5 other people there including me and our Boss and 1 person from Fish and Game. We were all literally rolling on the ground laughing.

Rob only plays when the let him out of the home for recreation.

A bientôt sur COD4 mon petit cupcake!

Corner pimp - actually developed computer systems for 40 years - then taught math at local college for eight years - now just an >XI< troll

I like caulifower... and broccoli. Good stuff.

That (we call it Swede) and cauliflower my two favourites

Stop right there !

When I lived on Grand Island, NY many many moons ago there was a male white swan. His mate got run over by one of the previous property owners. We used to have to go over this mini bridge to get to the barn because when he seen you coming he would swim towards you get out of the water and try to attack you. One time we were sitting on the loungers in the backyard and my friend came out the back door and screamed run. It was running up to us the sneaky bastard. 2 more feet and he would of got us. 4 women screaming LOL

Maybe I misunderstand your message, but you need to be on the server, or loading the server (eg when you're stuck downloading maps) to use /reconnect. Not use /disconnect then /reconnect .

try binding the cmd to disconnect and reconnect In the Console, type: /bind F9 disconnect and hit [ENTER]. With F9 being the key used and disconnect this disconnects you from server /bind F10 reconnect and hit [ENTER]. With F10 being the key used and reconnect this lets you reconnect when you get stuck on a slow map download you might have to do it a few times

The next maps for DM1 are now in. Small map rotation map mp_agx_castle map mp_crate_yard map mp_hgy_c map mp_kauten map mp_maquina map mp_radiorelay map mp_yuko Medium map rotation map mp_down_trodden map mp_agx_depot1_night map mp_alcazaba map mp_asylum map mp_bf1942_berlin map mp_cassino5 map mp_cw_breakout map mp_deadwood map mp_dropzone map mp_frenchvillagen map mp_hunt_winter map mp_line_of_fire map mp_louret map mp_mohdv2 map mp_newvillers2 map mp_pavlov_h map mp_ravine_v1 map mp_snr_matmata map mp_tge map mp_waw_burgundy map mp_byalistok Large map rotation map mp_13_townville map mp_agxdepo map mp_ax_trainwreck map mp_sfrance_nite map mp_byalistok map mp_camp_merc map mp_cw_strasbourg map mp_ederdam map mp_gtown44 map mp_kharkov map mp_lost_temple map mp_outskirts map mp_renan_bridge map mp_bridgefthunt map mp_southfrance map mp_suburban map mp_ugcarena map mp_vodka map mp_xi_shima Cheers

Thanks Merlin !

New rotation of maps in now running for TDM in prep for todays open scrim, see our event calendar. map mp_agx_port map mp_gb_karkand map mp_konigsberg map mp_kwanriver map mp_lyon map mp_matmata map mp_montelimar map mp_nuenen map mp_rb map mp_sabre map mp_southside map mp_stanjel map mp_sturm Cheers

Thank you Merlin !

The next set of maps for DM2 is in. Small map rotation map mp_agx_castle map mp_crate_yard map mp_get_lost_3 map mp_kauten map mp_little_town map mp_pmcod map mp_yuko Medium map rotation map mp_78stalingrad map mp_agx_depot2_night map mp_anbinh map mp_bellicourt map mp_cav_slated map mp_cw_dawnville map mp_cw_rocket map mp_desolate map mp_dug_in78 map mp_frucanal map mp_hunt_winter map mp_kokoda map mp_matmata map mp_nachtzug map mp_owatatsumi map mp_rb map mp_snr_freedom2 map mp_sweat_blood map mp_tankhuntwaw map mp_waw_arnhem map mp_yomi Large map rotation map mp_78rocket map mp_agx_psel map mp_assembly map mp_bentys_depot map mp_cabu map mp_contrav2 map mp_derailed map mp_foy map mp_hill78 map mp_kwalajein map mp_malta2 map mp_omcbrest_ffa map mp_railgun map mp_snr_ridge map mp_stalemate map mp_townville map mp_vm_caen map mp_winter_crash map mp_wolfsquare Cheers

I've seen a few players on lately, so we'll see ! Thank you for the rotation, Merlin !

New rotation maps are map mp_amsterdammed map mp_fr_gt_2 map mp_geuner_oase map mp_gps_omaha map mp_ifis_craiova map mp_ifis_highway map mp_ifis_windmills map mp_lsb_pt map mp_mass_stalemate map mp_old_west map mp_rural_village map mp_sniperbridge map mp_sos_barfight map mp_sos_fa1 map mp_sos_longshot map mp_sos_oct31 map mp_sos_roadside map mp_sos_tgh map mp_sps_descent map mp_sps_est map mp_sps_hgy_bj map mp_sps_karelia map mp_sps_rock_is map mp_the_islands map mp_uws_haunt

Happy Birthday to you all ! I hope you have a great one ! @McGrim, you know it's ok to let everybody know that you're only one year older than me, so only 25, eh ...

You can keep them. The only thing they are good for is dinner LOL Shoot em all LOL

oh thank you it makes me really happy and touches me

Happy birthday all , and specially McGrim that i love to klink in the morning lol...

Pour ma part, j'adore ce serveur, car je suis un joueur de mod Ace, le problème est que beaucoup ne savent pas comment jouer à ce mod et m'accusent de faire fuir les autres au vu de mes scores !! et j'avoue ne pas comprendre, il semble que comme LARSIN je fais fuir les gens: je cite un message qui m'a été envoyé par un modérateur: "vous avez tendance à chasser les gens comme le fait Larsin, je le sais pour un fait parce que j'ai eu des gens dire moi ça, j'aurais pu jurer qu'hier tu étais avant ton arme " I was even asked during the game to leave the server because I was rotting the game !! !! c'est complètement idiot!

Bought few packs at nearby Costco yesterday. Taste good, found them a little bit sweet though imo. My favorite ones remain always the LU Petit Beurre. But they are really good addition to tea drinking!

Rotation #31 25 maps by LOCO put in rotation 09/24/20 by Pengy map mp_crossfire map mp_northport map mp_bungle map mp_jarak map mp_blue_ramshackle map mp_karachi map mp_hangareturn map mp_grinder map mp_blue_hostilities map mp_efa_ziba_tower_light map mp_bo2overflow map mp_beta map mp_blitz map mp_bo2grind map mp_voq map mp_bo2carrier map mp_xi_lobbyb1 map mp_area52 map mp_arbor_storm_ok map mp_efa_underground map mp_arkona map mp_bazaar map mp_backlotair_b1 map mp_blue_italy map mp_alfahra Server restarted @ 1:25 a.m. EDT by Pengy Enjoy!

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Rotation #3 23 maps put in rotation 09/24/20 by Pengy map mp_4t4hangar map mp_4t4scrap map mp_78busterville map mp_a1 map mp_agx_achq map mp_agx_bahnhof map mp_ancient_ultimate map mp_arbor_storm_ok map mp_area52 map mp_ava_tumbleweed map mp_backyard map mp_beltot map mp_beta map mp_bo2_town map mp_cod4_torn map mp_bhf_stalker map mp_blue_hostilities map mp_bordertown_final map mp_brecourt_manor map mp_caen map mp_castle_v1 map mp_ccinn_dawnb1 map mp_citi_gewitter Server restarted @ 12:42 a.m. EDT by Pengy Enjoy!

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I really miss our late night games. Most of the time we were laughing so hard we couldn't shoot for shit. lol Anyone have that turkeys Phone number? We need to Razz him a bit and get his butt back in the servers. I played on the servers for about 2 1/2 years as a G13 member and when G13 Disbanded, BobMmmmmmmmmmOTHERFUCKINGBarker sponsored me for membership over 8 years ago.

It sure the hell was man.. Those drunkin nights were awesome!

love the server, but hardly anyone gets on in the evening