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The first type is : positive type : she will go OH yeah!! oh yeaH!! 2nd type is the negative one: she will go Oh no !! oh no!!! 3rd type is the gourmet one: she will go is soo good mmm is so good!!! 4th type is the religious one : she will go Oh my god!!! oh my god!!! last type is the fake one: she will go Oh Rob oh Rob !!!! this was freely translated from french.

I had a girlfriend who every time she had an orgasm punched me in the face I was ok with that Until I found out she was faking them

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ROFL that explain everything lol

Hi Jared, they are the maps where the rooms, so the furnitures and everything around, are huge so that everybody seem to be very short (I guess the "little people" thing). The room "scale" is bigger... but someone who speaks better English than me could explain it better ! We call them the "Rat" maps because they're called "Rats" kitchen, etc. Here's rats kitchen (sorry to "tease" you @Biotech lol) :

There's quite a few of us that have it preordered and will be doing beta the next couple of days. Hop on TS and scroll down to the CoD Non-XI Hosted channel and you'll find us there.

Thanks Skuz! What are lil people and rat maps? They sound exciting when they do come around.

Sooooooooooooooo sorry - to hear that - good think she didn't kick you in the nuts instead

Since it is likely I will be moving within 6 months, dunno yet where to or if the job makes me an offer I couldnt refuse, I was curious how much it would cost to rent in a particular area. Leaving the money in a savings account or very safe investments for the short term instead of simply buying the same type/size place outright in the same location. The difference between paying rent or paying property taxes / insurance / HOA. Rents are outrageous and never truly knew how much. Even with high property taxes and high HOA's. Of course as a renter you can pack up and go whenever you want while owning means a long term commitment. But being able to just pack up comes at a pretty high price.

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AMD is releasing new architecture & cpu's in a week from today. This means their current chips & architecture should drop in price even more, making for an excellent opportunity to buy at a great value. You should be able to get the 12 core 5900x for around $300 in the next week or two; an exceptional deal & more than enough for your requirements.

There is loads of Irish jokes, I am bad at remembering them in complete. Strangely enough too they aren't on google to be found. I will try my best to gather some from people and post them here during the week

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Yep, the old should I rent or should I buy (borrow) question... Well, we have bought and sold and rented out places over the years and always, ALWAYS made out well by buying (borrowing to the hilt sometimes). Trick #1. Buy wisely, do NOT pay retail, if it is overpriced, you will not do well come selling time. If possible, go ahead and get your real estate license in your state (or marry one or have one in family) so that the commission stays in family. Take the time, plan ahead, search, research, check out EVERYTHING about an area, the land, under the land, over the land, you see what I am saying, BUYER BEWARE. Trick #2. Do any repairs, upgrades, painting, rebuilding, landscaping YOURSELF!!! DO NOT PAY others to do what you damn well can do by yourself!!! Shesh AND learn to do a thing before you do it, FIX IT/UPGRADE IT RIGHT! Trick #3, IF you have to sell/move to another area and must sell, well, consider renting it out, but for heavens sake choose your renters wisely! GET lots of money upfront (first month rent, last month rent, damage deposit) and have in writing what they will and will not do (example, make them take care of the landscaping mowing, weeding) if in town YOU be the manager of your rental house, if you have to leave it under the care of someone else, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REPUTABLE and not going to just take your money and not inspect and manage the property. COME ON PEOPLE, we are human beings, we can do this! (Is it some work? Yes, complicated like brain surgery? No.) OK THEN. As always, 2 cents https://www.nerdwallet.com/article/mortgages/home-buying-checklist-steps-to-buying-house

If propaganda is news you don't want to hear, I guess kitco.com, & nasdaq.com are off the list. That goes for my local Kroger ads, Ameren Power & even my own checking account statements. They're all telling me things I don't like. That's the problem with reality, it doesn't hold whitewash or sugarcoat very well.

i am calling my congress man/ woman little people maps are beeing discriminated !!! it's a disgrace !!! i think i'll start a little people map protest mars ( if only the place wasn't so biiiiiiiiiig ) but thanks for the maps Skuz

Oh no ive offended someone. Geez sadly I don't apologize.. but I won't throw salt in the wound..

Particular area eh? Have you thought about Canada or the US? Depending on the area I may have minute pieces of advice. If I were you though, which I'm clearly not, I mean look at you, you ROCK! I'd go where I want to go. It'll make your work harder, your love stronger, and apply a healthy sense of worth to you, which I'm sure you don't need, but deserve.

OK fckr you woke me up, the chief snowflake knows when he's being offended even asleep, I'm terribly terribly hurt and offended. Happy ??? sob Rob

Type everything that @J3st3r posted and that will work forever from what I've seen. When in MP Menu you will need to tilde and then /+activate each time before you enter freezetag. All of jester's settings work in on all of the COD4 servers

Good to have you back Totty. Those are some sweet shirts!

The question is, which one pushes the most and worst propaganda. The answer? The one that tells the most of what you dont want to hear.

Magic Penis. A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, 'Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except... the Magic Penis!' The husband said, 'The what'? The man repeated, 'The Magic Penis,' and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo. The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a dildo!' The man then pointed to the door and said, ' Magic Penis door!' The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding away at the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much so, that a crack began to form down the middle. Then the man said, 'Magic Penis, return to box!' and the penis stopped and returned to the box. The husband bought it and took it home to his wife. After the husband had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Magic Penis. She undressed, opened the box and said 'Magic Penis, my crotch.' The penis shot to her crotch.. It was absolutely incredible. After three mind shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her how to turn it off so she put her clothes on, got in her car and started for the closest hospital. On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, the woman said, 'I haven't had anything to drink officer. You see, I've got this Magic Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me.' The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, 'Yeah right.... Magic Penis, my ass...!' The rest, as they say, is history...

WOW those are good! These Irish folks in your jokes seem type like the sagest of humans!

IT'S A FREAKING JOKE LOL? you fckrs, spoil it why don't you

An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space. "Lord," he prayed. "I can't stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I'll give up the Guinness and go to mass every Sunday." Suddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the Irishman says: "Never mind, I found one!" Two Irishmen were working in the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. After a while, one amazed onlooker said: "Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick." An Irishman goes into a bar in America and orders three whiskeys. The barman asks: "Would it be better for if I put all three shots in one glass?" The Irishman replies: "No! I have two other brothers back at home, so every time I come into a pub, I order a shot for them both." The following week, the Irishman orders just two whiskeys. The barman asks: "Did something happen one of your brothers?" "Oh no," replies the Irishman. "I just decided to quit drinking!"

I have nothing against COD as I said already, it was just a video that popped up on YouTube that I thought some people would be interested in I logged onto steam last night and I seen several people on my friends list have already purchased the new MW2, there has been people in TS playing the previous new COD's within XI on TS for sometime, so there will be interest in the game no doubt its just we cant host servers for it that's all. Same goes for nearly all newer FPS games now, dev's like to control their own servers, its just a growing trend

Next, look at content, now that we have established that the source of said article above was produced by a far right wing propaganda machine... GLEN BECK (uck) A snake oil salesman if I have ever seen or heard one. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_Beck Yes, indeed there is a problem! As what happened to Germany in the 1930's (Nazism, Hitler, Dictatorships, Far Right Extremism to which includes Japan), it is happening, has happened, and can happen here in the USA, as well as other 1st world countries. As far as the amount to be spent the above article says $700,000,... I would be willing to bet that amount is much higher than that. I say this alot, humans are the most dangerous species on earth. As long as there are folks trying to stomp out others "freedom" to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness by suppressing say, women's rights, or LGBTQ rights, or the will of the majority to vote in their political leaders, well then we do have a problem. If the far right groups are using gaming platforms to recruit, indoctrinate and subjugate others, well we do have a problem now don't we? Dangerous times when we elect greedy, selfish idiots into office. 2 cents

OK.... SOURCE.... LOOKED IT UP --> OH, IT IS A PROPAGANDA MACHINE. Conservative political commentator Glenn Beck launched The Blaze as a commercial alternative to mainstream media outlets in August 2010. What originally started as an “online-only network” that featured Beck’s TV show has grown into a multimedia entertainment platform that hosts podcasts, radio programs, cable news, and the entertainment streaming service Blaze TV. However, its most unique feature is the ensemble of online conservative commentators paired with its internet-based network which attracts half-a-million subscribers, making this media business one of the most profitable in today’s conservative media ecosystem. Yet, critics would say this is at the cost of true journalism, leading The Factual to ask how biased and factual is The Blaze. Note: The Factual’s analysis is specific to online written content and does not include tv, radio, or other media products. How Factual Is The Blaze? The Factual’s news-rating algorithm analyzes more than 10,000 articles a day along four metrics: author expertise, publication history, writing tone, and cited sources and quotes. These metrics combine to produce a single percentage score — what we call a Factual Grade — which indicates the overall quality of an article. (See our How It Works page to learn more.) For this study, we analyzed 1,000 articles each from 245 major news sources. Over a dataset of 1,000 articles, The Blaze scored an average Factual Grade of 53.4%. This is below the average of 61.9% for all 240 news sources that we analyzed. This places The Blaze in the 15th percentile of our dataset. These low scores are explained by The Blaze’s tendency to publish articles that lack quality news sources, use less supporting evidence for their claims, and feature authors with low expertise on specific topics. The Blaze has experienced numerous layoffs in the past few years which may be a contributing factor to these scores. Like any news source, scores for articles from The Blaze varied widely. For example, some scored above 80%, while others scored below 50%.