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  1. I dont know what...... lead... them to think they would get away with it! I think I would feel weighed down after eating them fish
    5 points
  2. These guys have made millions but now have been exposed to be DIRTY CHEATERS,
    4 points
  3. TBB

    Blonde Again

    Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing out all the 'W's. Why are blonde jokes so short? So they can remember them. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? You tell her a joke on Wednesday. A blonde asked her coworker, "Do you have any kids?" "Yes," she replied. "I have one child that's just under two." The blonde said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one is." Two blondes were driving and one thought her blinker might be broken… She asked her friend to check. The friend stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes…" How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day? You give them a shampoo that says "rinse, wash, and repeat." The blonde's computer password had to be eight characters long and include at least one capital…. So she made it "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyAlbany." Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said, "Disneyland Left." So they started crying and went home. Why do blondes wear so much hair spray? So they can catch all the things that go over their head. A blonde was driving along the highway and approached a service station with a sign that read, "Clean Restrooms." So she did. How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ears. Did you hear about the blonde who bought an AM radio? It took her months to figure out she could use it at night. How does a blonde brain cell die? Alone. Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture. How do you keep at blonde at home? You build a circular driveway. A blonde walks into a hospital and claims that everywhere she touches hurts… The doctor says, "Ma'am, you have a broken finger." Why did the blonde think she was a genius after completing her jigsaw puzzle? The box said "for two to five years" and it only took her one. Three blondes walk into a building… You'd think at least one of them would've seen it. A blonde calls an airline and asks, "How long are your flights from America to the U.K.?" The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute…" The blonde says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone. How can you make a blonde go to the roof? Tell her that drinks are on the house. Why couldn't the blonde write the number 11? She couldn't figure out which number came first. A blind man walks into a bar. He sits down and says, "Who wants to hear some blonde jokes?" The waitress says "I'm blonde! And my coworker is blonde, too. Also, the lady sitting next to you is blonde as well. Are you sure you want to tell them?" The blind guy says "No, I guess not. I don't want to have to explain it three times." What do blondes do when their laptop freezes? Microwave them. What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence. What did the blonde say when she saw a box of Cheerios? "Wow! Doughnut seeds!" Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see." Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? She couldn't find the 10 key. What do you call an intelligent blonde? A golden retriever! Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench… One blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?" The other blonde says, "Well, you can't see Florida…" Why was the blonde staring at a bottle of orange juice? Because it said concentrate. Did you hear about the near‑tragedy at the mall? There was a power outage and eight blondes were stuck on the escalators for more than four hours. Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? To see what was on the other side. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? You have to hollow out the head. What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader. Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it. Why didn't 19 blondes go into a bar? The sign said 21+. I asked my blonde friend why she kept empty beer bottles in the refrigerator… She said, "They're for my friends who don't drink." How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree. A blonde crashed a helicopter… When the police officer asked why, she said, "It got chilly in here, so I turned off the fan." What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spot.
    4 points
  4. Please Welcome NorCal_Jared To Our Clan
    3 points
  5. BlackRose

    map rounds

    Can we change to 3 rounds total..getting tired of playing a map for 1.5 hours.....then maybe we can also play a full rotation instead of same 4-5 maps a day!!lolol
    3 points
  6. Should be some kind of jail time and or hefty fines to make up all the money he stole. Definately should not get off scot free!
    3 points
  7. Painsponge

    Serious upgrades

    Hi everyone, it's been about seven years since my last gaming rig build. It's time for some serious upgrades to keep up with todays power hungry games. See you in the fields bitches!
    2 points
  8. I guess the stupidest part is how people dont understand that when they get caught, often on camera, the whole world can know about it the next day. Especially in their respective communities or fellowships. As for all that past money, I doubt any of it will be returned because it is impossible to prove that any of it was gained via cheating. Still, it does mean whatever this guy does ever again in the future will be scrutinized. From his jacket it looks like perhaps he was getting money from advertising. I wonder if they could sue.
    2 points
  9. bds1961

    Blonde Again

    What do you call a line of 3 brunettes 1 blonde then three more brunette’s A pause in thinking
    2 points
  10. Welcome to the Clan Jared. Your fun to play with in the games. A good addition.
    2 points
  11. i know all of them twatwaffel
    2 points
  12. Maybe go to a injury lawyer to have two years to do so. I hope you are feeling better soon.
    1 point
  13. OUCH!!! Take it easy - get better
    1 point
  14. LordRaiden

    My absence

    I have tried everything I can think of and nothing is working. Migraine still for almost a month now. Still sick to my stomach all of the time as well as being bloated, and unable to belch like normal.. Got swelling in my neck,, glands,, and my wind pipe is bigger than normal...etc.. I know something isn't right because I feel strange...hard to explain.. Sitting at ER at the VA currently. Took 5 tubes of blood, urine, and give me saline through IV.
    1 point
  15. Take it easy, get some rest and come back stronger
    1 point
  16. You're going to miss us! Glad it sounds like you'll be okay. Happy it wasn't worse.
    1 point
  17. RobMc

    New Rotation for OWFT

    She's mine
    1 point
  18. RobMc

    CHEATERS Walleye Tournament

    You'd think the judges would be looking out for red Herrings, and sense something fishy was up?? I'll get my coat
    1 point
  19. Pretty sad but guess their career is over.
    1 point
  20. This even made the UK news Wayne, silly fckrs, I stuff mine with molluscs and small fish - 'That's what they must be feeding on mate, how can I help catching only the greedy bastards'?, see them argue that? (This is a joke read it again)
    1 point
  21. What's in a name anyways Eh...........? I have many,the list might be too long to post.......
    1 point
  22. Edit : Thanks all, I'm excited to be a part of the crew and look forward to bringing the suffering from pain on the servers! Welcome to XI Jared, you're now an idiot !
    1 point
  23. Awesome!! Welcome to XI NorCal!! Glad to see you made it in! Always fun having battles in the game with you. Great player!!
    1 point
  24. Welcome to the family!
    1 point
  25. Welcome to >XI<NorCal_Jared
    1 point
  26. Sammy

    Rents are fucking high.

    Well where would you recommend a location with 3 acres that is neither democrat nor republican? I can think of no better place than one where I don’t have to deal with either.
    1 point
  27. TBB

    Rents are fucking high.

    If you're planting shit - STOP!!!! I know where you can get it FREE!!!!
    1 point
  28. WELCOME to the >IDIOT< House
    1 point
  29. Welcome Jared see you soon cant wait to klink your helmet!!
    1 point
  30. Welcome to the clan Jared. See you in the servers
    1 point
  31. rexbowan

    2022-10-03 Birthdays

    Happy Birthday!
    1 point
  32. you can,t change the way u talk lol.....the way u play...... having tags is to represent your clan.....
    1 point
  33. I change my name so I can play incognito for awhile. I love to start destroying SUCKAS and love the mayhem it causes while they try to figure out who is destroying them. Most of the players here can tell who you are by your style of game play regardless of what you come disguised as. If they don't know AusiROO will be there to tell everyone. Just take your beatings like a man,...Sucka.
    1 point
  34. Where ever you go, stay out of Dem ran cities !!! Im serious. You need to move to rural USA. Buy a place with at least 3 acres (to plant shit). You will need to grow your own food soon. Or better, one with a stocked pond to fish, woods to hunt and land to have a descent garden. And as far as medical services, hell our small town has a hospital and many medical professionals. Plus country living is good for the body !!! Yee Haw !!!
    1 point
  35. Thanks Skuz, there are some maps I've never seen that are great this week!
    1 point
  36. Checking specs & comparability is half the fun of building your own rig. Scope out everything before you press the order button. Cya in game Spongey!
    1 point
  37. Painsponge

    Serious upgrades

    Yep, I fucked up on both the cooler and processor. The cooler is too big for my mid tower and the processor is the right socket but wrong board. Sent the cooler back (Thanks Amazom!) and ordered a new MSI board that will handle the Intel i9-9900K.
    1 point
  38. AthenA

    DM3 Rotation Change

    Thank you Merlin !
    1 point
  39. Tron

    Rents are fucking high.

    Real estate has been, and always will be local..however, some of the reasons for that may be changing. Prices usually went up and remained stable in places that had good paying job opportunities. The pandemic changed much of that with a big shift to “work from home”: Many companies are never going back to the office. This means people with high paying jobs in tech can go live in Omaha Nebraska, rather than in overpriced Seattle/SF etc. These dynamics are going to result in some variations in the real estate market we have never before seen.
    1 point
  40. RobMc

    Rents are fucking high.

    You have heard Rob say quite often in these forums to be wary, that money does not exist, well more people are latching on to this. Here is a British Archaeologist you probably have seen in documentaries saying the same thing, watch it it's both interesting and frightening. The pundits and gurus in these forums, experts all, forget this fundamental fact, money is imagined, you can have all the bulls and bears you want, supplemented by graphs and forecasts, but the fact remains :- There is no such thing as money, it is imagined and can be printed anywhere, unless you have belief in it, it is worthless, unlike a property, cow or pig, something real you can touch and trade. Tread carefully idiots, especially those borrowing Now is the time to take back control of money, by so doing, we can begin regaining control of our world, says Neil Oliver (gbnews.uk)
    1 point
  41. LOL, they have refered to me as the 5th member before, I am the only fan they have had come onstage to play a song with them, Jon, the lead singer, gave ME credit in a German Rock Magazine interview for the direction this album took, they had me in 2 years ago to "Critique" it one day, Covid has had this album on the shelf that long waiting to come out.... they sat me down, had me listen to the whole album and tell them what I thought, I lsitened, and when done told them there was only 2 or 3 songs that had me wanting to reach for my guitar to learn. They ended up taking 4 songs out and coming up with new ones to replace them, all 4 of the ones they came up with I WANT to learn on guitar! And no it is not a crime to compare them to Nickleback, they toured Australia opening for Nickleback. I find them alot harder and the guitar riffs are way more catchy, almost like a ACDC Nickleback high bred LOL. I shake my head at peoples hate for Nickleback, the band sells out STADIUMS!!! Give me one other rock genre CANADIAN band that does that???? Nickleback cranks out catchy bar tunes, its there niche, they own it hard! LOL
    1 point
  42. Sammy

    Five Dollar Milkshake.

    Yup first thing that came to mind was Pulp Fiction. Jack Rabbit Slims?
    1 point
  43. Whatever it is - someone has to cheat - even professional gambling https://www.jpost.com/omg/article-718783
    0 points
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