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These guys have made millions but now have been exposed to be DIRTY CHEATERS,4 points
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Blonde Again
TheLastColdBeer and 3 others reacted to TBB for a topic
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing out all the 'W's. Why are blonde jokes so short? So they can remember them. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? You tell her a joke on Wednesday. A blonde asked her coworker, "Do you have any kids?" "Yes," she replied. "I have one child that's just under two." The blonde said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one is." Two blondes were driving and one thought her blinker might be broken… She asked her friend to check. The friend stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes…" How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day? You give them a shampoo that says "rinse, wash, and repeat." The blonde's computer password had to be eight characters long and include at least one capital…. So she made it "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyAlbany." Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said, "Disneyland Left." So they started crying and went home. Why do blondes wear so much hair spray? So they can catch all the things that go over their head. A blonde was driving along the highway and approached a service station with a sign that read, "Clean Restrooms." So she did. How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ears. Did you hear about the blonde who bought an AM radio? It took her months to figure out she could use it at night. How does a blonde brain cell die? Alone. Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture. How do you keep at blonde at home? You build a circular driveway. A blonde walks into a hospital and claims that everywhere she touches hurts… The doctor says, "Ma'am, you have a broken finger." Why did the blonde think she was a genius after completing her jigsaw puzzle? The box said "for two to five years" and it only took her one. Three blondes walk into a building… You'd think at least one of them would've seen it. A blonde calls an airline and asks, "How long are your flights from America to the U.K.?" The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute…" The blonde says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone. How can you make a blonde go to the roof? Tell her that drinks are on the house. Why couldn't the blonde write the number 11? She couldn't figure out which number came first. A blind man walks into a bar. He sits down and says, "Who wants to hear some blonde jokes?" The waitress says "I'm blonde! And my coworker is blonde, too. Also, the lady sitting next to you is blonde as well. Are you sure you want to tell them?" The blind guy says "No, I guess not. I don't want to have to explain it three times." What do blondes do when their laptop freezes? Microwave them. What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence. What did the blonde say when she saw a box of Cheerios? "Wow! Doughnut seeds!" Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see." Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? She couldn't find the 10 key. What do you call an intelligent blonde? A golden retriever! Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench… One blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?" The other blonde says, "Well, you can't see Florida…" Why was the blonde staring at a bottle of orange juice? Because it said concentrate. Did you hear about the near‑tragedy at the mall? There was a power outage and eight blondes were stuck on the escalators for more than four hours. Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? To see what was on the other side. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? You have to hollow out the head. What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader. Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it. Why didn't 19 blondes go into a bar? The sign said 21+. I asked my blonde friend why she kept empty beer bottles in the refrigerator… She said, "They're for my friends who don't drink." How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree. A blonde crashed a helicopter… When the police officer asked why, she said, "It got chilly in here, so I turned off the fan." What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spot.4 points -
map rounds
Essssieeee and 2 others reacted to BlackRose for a topic
Can we change to 3 rounds total..getting tired of playing a map for 1.5 hours.....then maybe we can also play a full rotation instead of same 4-5 maps a day!!lolol3 points -
CHEATERS Walleye Tournament
TBB and 2 others reacted to lTplkey336 for a topic
Should be some kind of jail time and or hefty fines to make up all the money he stole. Definately should not get off scot free!3 points -
Serious upgrades
LtLaszlo and one other reacted to Painsponge for a topic
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I guess the stupidest part is how people dont understand that when they get caught, often on camera, the whole world can know about it the next day. Especially in their respective communities or fellowships. As for all that past money, I doubt any of it will be returned because it is impossible to prove that any of it was gained via cheating. Still, it does mean whatever this guy does ever again in the future will be scrutinized. From his jacket it looks like perhaps he was getting money from advertising. I wonder if they could sue.2 points
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Blonde Again
TheLastColdBeer and one other reacted to bds1961 for a topic
What do you call a line of 3 brunettes 1 blonde then three more brunette’s A pause in thinking2 points -
Please Welcome NorCal_Jared To Our Clan
lazymarcky and one other reacted to Essssieeee for a topic
Welcome2 points -
Please Welcome NorCal_Jared To Our Clan
lazymarcky and one other reacted to rexbowan for a topic
Welcome to the Clan Jared. Your fun to play with in the games. A good addition.2 points -
i know all of them twatwaffel2 points
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Was in a car accident over the weekend
Gam3rGurL reacted to Hunter1948 for a topic
Maybe go to a injury lawyer to have two years to do so. I hope you are feeling better soon.1 point -
OUCH!!! Take it easy - get better1 point
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My absence
BlackRose reacted to LordRaiden for a topic
I have tried everything I can think of and nothing is working. Migraine still for almost a month now. Still sick to my stomach all of the time as well as being bloated, and unable to belch like normal.. Got swelling in my neck,, glands,, and my wind pipe is bigger than normal...etc.. I know something isn't right because I feel strange...hard to explain.. Sitting at ER at the VA currently. Took 5 tubes of blood, urine, and give me saline through IV.1 point -
Take it easy, get some rest and come back stronger1 point
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Was in a car accident over the weekend
major-mark63 reacted to Smeggie for a topic
You're going to miss us! Glad it sounds like you'll be okay. Happy it wasn't worse.1 point -
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You'd think the judges would be looking out for red Herrings, and sense something fishy was up?? I'll get my coat1 point
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Please Welcome NorCal_Jared To Our Clan
NorCal_Jared reacted to lTplkey336 for a topic
Welcome Jared1 point -
CHEATERS Walleye Tournament
WeednFeed reacted to Hunter1948 for a topic
Pretty sad but guess their career is over.1 point -
This even made the UK news Wayne, silly fckrs, I stuff mine with molluscs and small fish - 'That's what they must be feeding on mate, how can I help catching only the greedy bastards'?, see them argue that? (This is a joke read it again)1 point
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Is it acceptable to change in game names?
M!dg3t reacted to Streetcleaner for a topic
What's in a name anyways Eh...........? I have many,the list might be too long to post.......1 point -
Please Welcome NorCal_Jared To Our Clan
NorCal_Jared reacted to AthenA for a topic
Edit : Thanks all, I'm excited to be a part of the crew and look forward to bringing the suffering from pain on the servers! Welcome to XI Jared, you're now an idiot !1 point -
Please Welcome NorCal_Jared To Our Clan
lazymarcky reacted to Dman67 for a topic
Awesome!! Welcome to XI NorCal!! Glad to see you made it in! Always fun having battles in the game with you. Great player!!1 point -
Please Welcome NorCal_Jared To Our Clan
NorCal_Jared reacted to Chris for a topic
Welcome to the family!1 point -
Please Welcome NorCal_Jared To Our Clan
NorCal_Jared reacted to Hunter1948 for a topic
Welcome to >XI<NorCal_Jared1 point -
Rents are fucking high.
NuTzOpaNts reacted to Sammy for a topic
Well where would you recommend a location with 3 acres that is neither democrat nor republican? I can think of no better place than one where I don’t have to deal with either.1 point -
If you're planting shit - STOP!!!! I know where you can get it FREE!!!!1 point
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Please Welcome NorCal_Jared To Our Clan
NorCal_Jared reacted to TBB for a topic
WELCOME to the >IDIOT< House1 point -
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Please Welcome NorCal_Jared To Our Clan
NorCal_Jared reacted to major-mark63 for a topic
Welcome Jared see you soon cant wait to klink your helmet!!1 point -
Please Welcome NorCal_Jared To Our Clan
NorCal_Jared reacted to Totty for a topic
Welcome to the clan Jared. See you in the servers1 point -
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you can,t change the way u talk lol.....the way u play...... having tags is to represent your clan.....1 point
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I change my name so I can play incognito for awhile. I love to start destroying SUCKAS and love the mayhem it causes while they try to figure out who is destroying them. Most of the players here can tell who you are by your style of game play regardless of what you come disguised as. If they don't know AusiROO will be there to tell everyone. Just take your beatings like a man,...Sucka.1 point
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Rents are fucking high.
NuTzOpaNts reacted to MikeB for a topic
Where ever you go, stay out of Dem ran cities !!! Im serious. You need to move to rural USA. Buy a place with at least 3 acres (to plant shit). You will need to grow your own food soon. Or better, one with a stocked pond to fish, woods to hunt and land to have a descent garden. And as far as medical services, hell our small town has a hospital and many medical professionals. Plus country living is good for the body !!! Yee Haw !!!1 point -
New Rotation for OWFT
AthenA reacted to NorCal_Jared for a topic
Thanks Skuz, there are some maps I've never seen that are great this week!1 point -
Serious upgrades
LtLaszlo reacted to TheLastColdBeer for a topic
Checking specs & comparability is half the fun of building your own rig. Scope out everything before you press the order button. Cya in game Spongey!1 point -
Serious upgrades
NuTzOpaNts reacted to Painsponge for a topic
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Rents are fucking high.
NuTzOpaNts reacted to Tron for a topic
Real estate has been, and always will be local..however, some of the reasons for that may be changing. Prices usually went up and remained stable in places that had good paying job opportunities. The pandemic changed much of that with a big shift to “work from home”: Many companies are never going back to the office. This means people with high paying jobs in tech can go live in Omaha Nebraska, rather than in overpriced Seattle/SF etc. These dynamics are going to result in some variations in the real estate market we have never before seen.1 point -
Rents are fucking high.
NuTzOpaNts reacted to RobMc for a topic
You have heard Rob say quite often in these forums to be wary, that money does not exist, well more people are latching on to this. Here is a British Archaeologist you probably have seen in documentaries saying the same thing, watch it it's both interesting and frightening. The pundits and gurus in these forums, experts all, forget this fundamental fact, money is imagined, you can have all the bulls and bears you want, supplemented by graphs and forecasts, but the fact remains :- There is no such thing as money, it is imagined and can be printed anywhere, unless you have belief in it, it is worthless, unlike a property, cow or pig, something real you can touch and trade. Tread carefully idiots, especially those borrowing Now is the time to take back control of money, by so doing, we can begin regaining control of our world, says Neil Oliver (gbnews.uk)1 point -
LOL, they have refered to me as the 5th member before, I am the only fan they have had come onstage to play a song with them, Jon, the lead singer, gave ME credit in a German Rock Magazine interview for the direction this album took, they had me in 2 years ago to "Critique" it one day, Covid has had this album on the shelf that long waiting to come out.... they sat me down, had me listen to the whole album and tell them what I thought, I lsitened, and when done told them there was only 2 or 3 songs that had me wanting to reach for my guitar to learn. They ended up taking 4 songs out and coming up with new ones to replace them, all 4 of the ones they came up with I WANT to learn on guitar! And no it is not a crime to compare them to Nickleback, they toured Australia opening for Nickleback. I find them alot harder and the guitar riffs are way more catchy, almost like a ACDC Nickleback high bred LOL. I shake my head at peoples hate for Nickleback, the band sells out STADIUMS!!! Give me one other rock genre CANADIAN band that does that???? Nickleback cranks out catchy bar tunes, its there niche, they own it hard! LOL1 point
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Yup first thing that came to mind was Pulp Fiction. Jack Rabbit Slims?1 point
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Whatever it is - someone has to cheat - even professional gambling https://www.jpost.com/omg/article-7187830 points